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Holy shit it was Gumby for no reason and now they are talking about the WWE WrestleMania XX DVD set that was crazy haha!!! Thanks. THE BABY!!! I SEE THE BABY!!! OMG~! BABY~!!!!!1 Well...that's my momma!

Somebody was sitting ringside last week with a Gumby mask on. and now we're gonna get our ans... I guess not..Kane has a match vs Val Venis! Val should be pissed off. Big freaking deal: I've seen Batman and Spider-Man get into brawls in the crowd. Now THAT would warrant an octuple-post. Hey did I miss Eugene yet?

Holy shit it was Gumby for no reason and now they are talking about the WWE WrestleMania XX DVD set that was crazy haha!!! Thanks.

No Drury, that was gratuitous. That was like when the board would collectively See The Baby, but with just one guy doing all the posts.

Was that an octuple post? What the fuck? GUMBY?

There is a deeply entrenched, hidden irony in that. Try to find it. Don't bother. "Those" people form a sizable contingent and will defend it to the death.

Referring back to my "netslob" post up there, maybe you should apply for a name change to "nets, lob" and get out and play some badminton and tennis. My friend plays both and she's in great shape as a result; I play some now and then and it helps pick up the slack that my metabolism doesn't. I recommend it to everyone.

If you're so worried about being thought of as just some fat guy that sits at his computer, then why the hell is your username "netslob"???

Threshold: Three contestants challenge the Panel Of Experts to debates, and last man standing wins. The Panel and Debate Topics: Anglesault: "How 'bout them Yankees?" Kamui: "What's your favorite Pokemon?" Downhome: "Is there ANYTHING redeeming about Nathan Jones?" Prime Guy: "28 to 32?" MikeSC: "Iraq...good idea?" hunger4unger: "Iraq...bad idea?"

I don't think it's "justifiably so" at all...you're endangering the health of your workers in this sort of business. Okay, so you don't blade, but what happens if you bleed hardway? It happens, and then there's HIV+ blood on the premises. Not safe.

Biker Mice From Mars, ya foo. "he has his own agenda as he schemes and plots various, sometimes WACKY~ ways to hijack their ideas for himself and his own writing career, only to foiled every time out by other various friends (to be casted). TCR doesn't want to hurt them necessarily, but has no choice as he struggles to support his costly addiction to hookers and gambling." He needs to Czech himself before he wrecks himself. (RRR and The Czech sit in an NBC exec's office, awaiting approval of RRR's script.) EXECUTIVE: "I'm sorry, Mr. Rudo, but this script is awful! You use words like 'pascetti' and 'mamatoes.' Then when divine intervention is used as a plot device, you call it a "douche machine." I can't give you the job at NBC with THIS crap. What's the explanation for this?" RRR: "Sir, I can assure you, it was The Czech!" EXEC: "Who, that innocent little guy in the nerdy glasses over there? No way! A geek like him would HAVE to be a better writer than you, by default." RRR: "But sir, trust me..." EXEC: "I've heard enough. I'm hiring the Czech. The Czech! Hit me with your catch phrase, G!" TCR: "...That's my momma!" (the office becomes a disco ad everybody does a hip-hop dance and RRR leaves the office, sad)

Why? Are they planning a Wonder Years-style highlight film? Or are he and Joe Pesci going to try to sneak into the Staples Center only to get hit in the junk with a sack of doorknobs?

Bob Ryan is better than Michael Holley anyway on account of being a journalist without a pierced nose. And always hope for Bob because if it's not him it's Jackie MacMullan and.....no

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I was under the impression that Foley was at least a mid-carder in All Japan. This is my first and last contribution to the Puroresu folder.

There's an obvious question about Drury's sleep talking. It's so obvious I'm not gonna ask it. You can ask it.

I see Steviekick reading, and am waiting for a Utah Jazz-related comment. I don't know, I just don't like the Lakers because I never liked Shaq from back in the Bulls-Magic rivalry days, Kobe Bryant is just annoying, Karl Malone was never as cool as John Stockton, and unlike Stockton, left behind Salt Lake City after all those years just to try and get a championship. Gary Payton bugs me for some reason but I don't know why. Luke Walton is the son of Bill Walton--nuff said. And Phil Jackson screwed over Chicago by coming back out of retirement and then being a cocky asshole in his Lakers tenure.

The Flames will still win this series.

I thought when goalies get pulled they freak out and lose confidence, and the backups get put in they buckle under pressue and lose confidence so that either way you're screwed. Hope not, as I'd rather watch the Flames in the finals.

I have a question, as a Bulls fan. Did the nation hate us from '90 to '98 the way we hate the Lakers? Same coach, same dominance, same hatred? It just seems to me like the Bulls were easier to like than these L.A. Lakers.

Carlos Beltran with the Cubs? No more Farnsworth? This is too good to pass up! I'm all for it. Part of me is worried about how '03's Wrigley rejects, Estes and Choi, have gone on to be good for their new teams, but since the Royals are in the AL and I don't really mind the team, I wouldn't be too annoyed if Patterson became a star there. As for Farnsworth, I don't think he's included to equalize the trade value, I think he's included because it's an opportunity to get him off our hands.

Sorry, Cartman, but Matt Clement and his chin beard are both staying on the north side, where he is doing a great great job of holding up the fort hwilst Prior is out and Maddux is shaky. What an improvement.

Dude...that was me!

"Marge, I've gotta watch this fight. You see that little guy that's just standing there? You just KNOW he's gonna do something big." *little Japanese guy howls, kills all the Italians*

I stopped caring about The Playoffs as soon as the Mavericks were out. Meh. Whatever. Anyone but the Lakers. Go Pacers I guess...they're relatively close.