The Czech Republic

You see a movie in the theater. You watch a movie on TV. Noodle THAT one for a while.

how about the set of Family Ties?

It's a good thing the relationship ended when it did, I hate to see a man end up hen-pecked.

Oh great, CHOKEN ONE is here to clear up the grammar issues at TSM. Shoot me now

You're just quitting because you know you're wrong. Sit on the toilet, shit on the toilet, that's my motto.* Also, it's "in line," not "on line," Slayer. That one is just crazy. *:that's not really The Czech Republic's motto.

It's true but it still sounds a bit awkward. If you're saying "I'm on the toilet" thats fine, but when you tell someone to shit on the toilet, it just sounds a bit funny. I tihnk I'll stop now, because talking about fecal matters isn't my cup off tea. If you're shitting in the toilet, you're in too deep.

I think both prepositions are acceptable for the action of taking a shit.

Why the fuck didn't you just step out of the shower and take a shit on the toilet like a human...? Yeah. Now pissing in the shower is one thing. We've all done that once. But taking a crap in the shower? That's sick, lazy, and probably not good for the plumbing. EDIT: I think it's been said before: when you get owned by -iB-, you've gotta clean up your act or do SOMETHING.

Don't ever discuss any facet of your life from the waist down.

Soccer is hockey without ice, weapons, violence, and organ music.

Chicago can be bad. Understatement of the year right there, eh? I've felt confident on the Kingery (which isn't a main expressway), Eisenhower, North-South, and East-West, but I'm not ready to mess with the Tri-State. I haven't had to use the Stevenson or whatever the hell there is on the south side (Calumet?)

When's your graduation?: May 30th Are you going to your prom?: Already did What are you doing afterwords/that weekend?: We hung out and watched movies When's your prom?: It was May 8th Got a limo?: no A tux/dress?: yes A date?: yes What college are you going to next year?: Northern Illinois University What's your major?: undeclared Are you commuting or staying on campus?: Dorm If not college, what are you going to do?: I don't have a backup plan yet Did you get any awards/scholarships?: Louis Armstrong Jazz Award Other stuff: Entering college at 17 Possibly entering at sophomore standing. Let's cross our fingers.

You, me, and RavishingRickRudo need to storm the headquarters and take over.

This guy's a keeper! The Kaneidygooker, that's comedy. He'd have to dance around with Mean Gene as a Kane-ified "Turkey in the Straw" plays. When JR and King hype up how all the fans loved the Kanedidygooker and how he'll become the mascot of SummerSlam, HHH is so impressed that Evolution grows to five members.

I think this storyline needs involvement from Pete Rose in some capacity. Maybe he's the father, and his punishment is that he's banned from wrestling. Apparently you can get put on the shelf, benched, injured-listed, suspended, released and wished well in one's future endeavors and hoped to come back in the near future, FIIIIIIRED, and so forth for various things, but the one thing you just can't do is commit adultery with a Diva. Then you are banned for life. Discussion on Pete Rose's WWE HoF reinstatement: "But he didn't really do anything WRONG! How did it affect the outcome of a Matt Hardy match?" "Sorry, but he fucked Lita." "But it didn't directly do anything." "He knew the rules! You bang someone else's female WWE Superstar and you are OUT!"

I'm sure it would be if there was a notary present.

Speaking of contracts, here's a heavy hitter from the days of Russo: YOU DIDN'T READ THE FINE PRINT!

Oh no, that IS his special power, he shoots seamen. Ahoy, matey.

Three Minute Warning underwhelmed me. You need tag-teams with one identity, matching tights, cool finisher, but they've gotta be good, and WWF can't seem to do that.

Yeah whoever tried to replace the C with a fire-breathing horse was that horse's fire-shooting ass. Another cool touch is that the A on the alternate captains' sweaters is the old logo of the Atlanta Flames.

He gave me a dirty look. When Kanyon had a dark match in September I yelled "I CAME TO SEE KANYON!" and he turned around and said "Yeah you did!" and that was awesome.

This isn't a "tired" plot device, but I don't want to see it anymore: Kane's life flashes before his eyes, and ours.

So you're David Heinrich! I was on the other side of the ring in the fourth row, I didn't have a sign of course, so I jsut yelled "Who the hell is Johnny The Bull?" during his match.

WRESTLEMANIA 21 MAIN EVENT!!! KANE BABY VS. SHANE BABY!!! Special Guest Referee: Starburst Baby, who winces at the crapitude of the match.

Don't give them any ideas...