The Czech Republic

Let's just pretend the whole incident never happened. You know, like last time.

My favorite clip on a late night show that nobody watched: "If you want me, I'm here. But, you better bring, your stuff. Cuz I'm ready for ya."

He will be cross-check in on it a very day.

Gossage ain't neva gettin' in

Chuck Norris hotwired a car with his eyes? I think I'll buy his novel.

I was trying to do a MikeSC

Well it's only been around for a few years. It's just a mishmash of teams that were geographic anomalies in their old divisions. You've got the black-and-blue North, all the East teams are huge rivals, the West has the 49ers and Rams who at least used to matter, and then everyone else. I still can't rattle off the AFC North and South teams, by the way. It's that Indy-Cincy thing that throws me every time. EDIT: New England over Denver Indianapolis over Pittsburgh Chicago over Carolina, again Redskins over Seahawks, God knows how

You, are, in fact, an idiot.

THE KILLERS?!?!? Oh, Mole.

Yeah, guys, is it good on PC? With the death of MLB-MVP on Gamecube, I'll get 05 for my computer and just get patches and mods so I can customize it. I think I will put "Baltimore" back on the Orioles' grey jerseys.

Well considering that fired coaches hang out in commentary or hosting positions, doesn't he do you less harm on the Boston sideline than in the ESPN studio?

If I was on drugs, I'd just be Kotzenjunge.

I just hate the "smokers' rights" shit. That's what basically got me run out of the Pit.

Yeah, article in the Tribune says under Troy Aikman's system, the Bears are #1, but the NFL says it's Tampa. I was not aware that Troy Aikman had devised a system for measuring defensive productivity, but okay.

Is Canada REALLY as perfect as it appears to be on the surface? I've never bought all the "whyyyyy can't we beeeeee like Caaaaanada" talk from the left, because I figured that they've gotta have their own problems in spite of it all, and that it's natural for things to run smoother than they do here when you're dealing with a population that's only a tenth of ours.

Who logged more games? Messier, Howe...?

I still can't believe Tampa had a better defense than the Bears at the end. Is this because they tanked their last game whilst the Bucs were still fighting for the 3 seed?

This is true. It just seems like I keep hearing "Steve Smith! Steve Smith Steve Smith Steve Smith! John Fox John Fox Steve Smith Steve Smith" but they've never seemed THAT dominant. The whole NFC South is just "there" to me.

Well, would they? I'd like to think neoconservatism hasn't oozed north yet. I don't think Canada needs to be America Jr. or the 51st state or any of that, but the superiority complex has gotta go; Canada and the United States really should be working together and getting along, since we need each other and all that jazz.

Er, wasn't Delhomme sacked an obscene number of times by the Chicago defense? People pick the Panthers to win games a LOT here, and I don't really get why

I always want to know more about Canadian politics. What is Canada's right wing like in relation to ours, and why is it so reviled by everyone outside Alberta? Are those oil equalization payments a big issue or something?

Meh, at least it's House. They could do worse

Wasn't Steiner's prime like, '91? When he could wrestle, and looked like a healthy human? Steiner of the dying days was shit on the mic and repulsive to look at. He was like Hogan with unnatural muscle mass and orange leathery skin, but considerably younger. Yikes.

Now he'll never get a chance to underachieve in the NFL!

Mingus I can't find Epitaph anywhere, and I really want it.