The Czech Republic

*laughs* Carnival, a self-described "Czech Republic obsessive," is probably going to break into my dorm and try to kill me, but I'm not goin' down without a fight.

Rebellion isn't even the best song on Funeral, let alone 2005.

I don't think loops of music are enough to put an album at the top of a critics' poll, though. I mean, I can find good music to sample, and loop it in ProTools or Cool Edit, I just can't snag hot guest stars like Academy Award-winning Jamie Foxx or Maroon 5's Adam Levine.

Yep. though it's hardly hacking my sig. Sorry, Dave, Piss passed the torch to me, I have to tease you endlessly now.

YES is only Tri-State and Tampa, basically

They were the last team to lose a game this year, and were one win away from a repeat. Who the hell is underestimating them? Oh great, the Pistriots. By the way, basketball doesn't lend itself to radio. It's the opposite of baseball in that regard.

"Yeah, fine, go ahead, national media, underestimate us, we'll show you! No respect, huh? This is just the way we like it!" "Sportscenter just ran a segment on Tom Brady's hairstylist." "...and three on Peyton Manning's, I bet! GO AHEAD DON'T GIVE US ANY CREDIT"

One was for Leena, one was for MikeSC

I may have no tenure with the site, but I could do some friendly peer editing here and there.

speaking of Wal-Mart beverages, this "Dr Thunder" really doesn't capture the magic. Bleeccch. At least I only paid 48 cents for two liters.

Most of my vinyl is jazz stuff that I've picked up at used record stores. By the way for those in greater Chicago, I highly recommend Remember When Records, located on Ogden Ave., in Westmont.

No, I changed it to an anecdote about a horse vagina. I also did "quality cunt. lol!"

does CWM know I hacked his sig yet

in the case of vegans who like hardcore, they are the same

I thought you can't catch a pass unless your number starts with 8.

I DON'T KNOOOOOOOW MAKE IT STOP NO MORE SLEIGH BELLS Also is the rule that you have to alternate between "Cadillac Williams" and "Carnell Williams"? I haven't heard them say either one twice in a row. Carnell, Cadillac, Carnell, Cadillac. Hmph.

Okay, does Fox have any idea how overboard it goes with its graphics, or what? Sweet Jay-zus. So I heard that Ashworth guy caught a touchdown pass, but I'm not sure. Can I get some confirmation? Anyone? Just to be 100%.

Stroke 9?

w r e s t l i n

I have an idea for a concept album called Nutritius: The Man & The Meals. It's in three movements: "Breakfast," "Lunch," and "Dinner." The ingredients in his food are represented musically.

Your Marlins payroll update: -$1 million I don't get it either

They'll get off.

Richards might kick it. I don't think Carlin is gonna give up the ghost just yet!

This peach Fresca tastes like that flavored Wal-Mart water. I had great expectations after a delicious glass or three of peach lemonade at California Pizza Kitchen last weekend.