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The Czech Republic

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  1. Once, I wrote a song about a girl! By the way, I, too, have heard their singles. The video for that Suffering one is always on MTVU when I'm eating dinner, and it's like some medieval dragon robot shit. I don't know, I'm not paying attention. The part where it goes "listen well, will you marry me?", I thought he was saying "Liza Weil, will you marry me?", indicating that he had a big crush on Paris from Gilmore Girls. I would've found that topic more compelling than whatever you pasted. Incidentally, from a quick Google search to ascertain that I spelled her name correctly, she had a huge rack at one point. How about that.
  2. That would actually cause an embolism and kill her. You didn't think this through.
  3. Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV Volume One: From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness. 70s prog band members saw that and said "pretentious fucks" Seriously, twenty syllables and it means nothing
  4. *composed of the whole comprises the parts, the parts compose the whole
  5. Are the Cavaliers going to be on every TNT doubleheader until April or what? this is like three weeks in a row.
  6. They'd be the #3 team in town behind the Chiefs and the Royals, though. (fun fact: the Kansas City Scouts failed after two years, then failed after five in Denver, and we now know them as the Devils!) They'd be #4 in Houston, though I can't rank the Houston Sports Pecking Order, it seems like they treat all three with the same obnoxiousness. They shouldn't leave Pittsburgh at all, though.
  7. Pope Benedict the whatever Gerald Ford - best bet Muhammad Ali - best bet Robert Duvall Bob Newhart Fidel Castro Keith Richards Syd Barrett Sophia Loren Liza Minnelli Boris Yeltsin CarnivalIsComing Gene Hackman Gene Okerlund George McGovern Sargent Shriver Myself Jesse Helms B.B. King Jean Stapleton
  8. Chuck Norris took a shit, and we better know that shit as New Zealand, ha ha ha ha! wait wait I got one Chuck Norris once ordered a rack of ribs but they weren't to his liking, so he didn't just send them back, he went out and killed the pig himself for a new rack! And then he killed the mayor of Houston and smeared the mayor's blood on his chest, declaring "I am the alpha male!" I'm saying a joke is old, what has the world come to
  9. Okay, I'm sick of Chuck Norris jokes.
  10. I dunno. I put thought into it when I do it on CD.
  11. That's gotta at least be a two-star warrant level on Vice City.
  12. Here's a question, speaking of tape: does a mixtape have more sentimental value than a mix CD just because of the recording medium? I can't agree with this. As long as somebody went through the work of compiling the music for me, I'll appreciate the effort. I don't think the fact that the music is on magnetic tape rather than compact disc makes it more special, or heartfelt. I can't romanticize the tape cassette. Vinyl, I can see, because high-quality vinyl is second to none. But tape just sucks.
  13. just a bunch of Howlin' Wolf.
  14. Websites ripped my flesh RZZZZZZ
  15. And he had a perfect name. Consonant, vowel, double-consonant, E, double-L, consonant, vowel, double-consonant, E, double-L. His parents cared.
  16. I never cared about the main page before, but since there's an interest in rebuilding it, I volunteered to help out with that.
  17. word life, this is basic Reaganomics
  18. It'd been dead for months, Nope
  19. It's still effective: "gang warware will get you killed" I just don't think what he did was enough to strike his crimes off the books.
  20. Montages of sneak attacks set to "Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand?
  21. Matt, do an impression of me. Seriously I wanna see it. ROAST ME GOOD
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