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Well, they'd know, wouldn't they? Illinois and Indiana have to be in the same region. Illinois is the midwest, thus, Indiana is as well. What you think of as the midwest is really the Column Of Suck. North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas. They all line up, they all blow.

Listening to that fugue again...putting Kefka's theme into a major key for just a moment is really cool.

Wow, the Giant Of Bab-il theme really triggers memories of hanging out at my cousin's house in like 1993ish, 94ish. Moreso than other songs. odd

How To Dismantle sucked but I'd still give it to them over Late Registration

Oh man, what I wouldn't do to hear the Red Wings theme with real instruments. Detroit's hockey team should use it.

http://www.rpgamer.com/games/ff/ff4/ff4mid.html http://www.rpgamer.com/games/ff/ff6/ff6mid.html http://www.rpgamer.com/games/ff/ff7/ff7mid.html CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITES

Highlight reel: "I view myself as a babyface of the most sugar-sweet variety." "Recently, Sean has "come out" as a pre-op transsexual." "In early 2000, when he saw that the supporting members of Three Count were named "Shane" and "Shannon" he thought Vince Russo had created the characters to make fun of him, and so he cut himself to numb the pain the situation had caused." "internet arch-nemesis" I'll never feel ashamed of my TSM membership again.

Favorite songs from FF4, FF6, FF7. Name 'em 4: Red Wings theme (the DA DA! DA! DA-DA-DA DA! one), Zeromus 6: Phantom Train, Doma Castle, Tower Of Judgment Movement 3. VERY OBSCURE CHOICE. It's like a little organ fugue. 7: Aeris's death, Northern Crater, Jenova Life, One-Winged Angel

But you rarely even get good stuff. It's just Tonics and shit. Same with the Ragnarok summon.

What the hell do you do with 8 Bio Blasters? Shadow can't throw them. Okay here's the big question: Kefka or Sephiroth? I say Kefka because he was a psycho bastard, and Sephiroth is beloved by the Yuna_fireroses of the world. Ewwww.

Then don't level up to hell in the split storylines. The only leveling I do is to get Sabin the Fire Dance, and then it's back to Narshe. Locke is usually only a level or two behind at that point, and he'll make that back between Kohlingen and the Opera House. Zozo is great for leveling up. But I rather like having Sabin be unstoppable! If you have a Turbo controller for SNES, or an emulator with frame acceleration, you gotta level up. I'm playing a retranslated version on the emulator, and I let Sabin fight some battles solo and he's at like 3800 HP with every spell. Killin' machine.

I'm on it.

The Locke Experience is lost for me, and fellow cheaters, because when he's out of the party for the Lete River Loop Trick, Terra/Edgar/Sabin ( and Banon!) get their levels jacked way up while Locke gets no experience points at all. When you pick up Celes, Shadow, Cyan, and Gau in the next segments, their levels will be adjusted to be closer to Edgar and Sabin, so you can potential have Celes's HP in the 1400s while Locke is at like 250. He's utterly useless at this point, and the game makes you use him for critical segments in the WoB thereafter. GARGH.

Gogo

SPOILERS, DAMMIT, SPOILERS! I wish she didn't die. I'm emotionally attached to Final Fantasy VII. IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT.

Aeris was better. Terra was the worst. All she said was "I don't...know..." or "I just want to be loved." Weak character. And who even bothered turning her into Neon Troll Doll? The improvement was negligible.

Okay, Lushy, but the point is, ONLY THE FOURTH BIDDER CAN BID ONE DOLLAR. It means "I'm banking on all three going over so I can win by default." You don't bid one dollar if your turn isn't last. Bitch got what was coming to her, I say.

The best contestant row #1: $1750! #2: $1895! #3: ....One dollar, Bob! #4: $2.

.......and? what are they? Just West? Rocky Mountain Indiana is not an eastern state, btw

Didn't we discuss which states are considered midwestern in the Damaramu abortion thread, of all places?

By the 19th time, you'd think Cecil would've said he wouldn't deliver the package.

Bebop is instrumental. And wank

He also stole his girlfriend's money. Ooh, I'm gonna use that on him at the Pit