The Czech Republic

That was not a genius moment, geniusMoment.

HE ALREADY DID, TWO YEARS BEFORE THE FACT Can't you people read?

I don't do drugs!

That wasn't the funniest thing ever. That wasn't even the funniest joke in the show Yes.

That was a dumb trade by Cincy. They should have traded Dunn, Griffey, Kearns, or Pena.

hopefully, to anywhere but the Cardinals, because fate mandates that he is suddenly worth a damn under La Russa's watch.

We should have the Pit skin, for people who want to talk about having sex with Leena, but at a bigger board.

I accidentally read this as "Yahoo! Richardson's brother reportedly shot, killed."

Picking up the bloated contract of a veteran who just underachieved doesn't sound like a Schuerholzy thing to do, does it?

If Juan Pierre plays as well with us as he played against us, welcome to the team. This fire sale is making me positively giddy, by the way.

It's my turn to fail in a position of authority.

Southern French can be pretty dark and oily. Les Alsaciens, not so much

The good: Sports, Music, Video Games (so I hear), HD, GC, Food The bad: TV/Movies, WWE The ugly: Testing Grounds, LSD

Wang is great for plugging holes

How kind of stadium management to give him a place to stay, since he won't have a team to travel with. Hey wait a minute BAHAHAHA Minaya sucks

Kurt Angle, Sexual Predator??? I missed THAT.

How the hell would Christy appearing in TNA be a bigger PR boost then Christian? Christian, a multiple time champion and established name in the WWE with a big fanbase that had their voices snuffed out by Vince LEFT the company to go over to TNA. Christy was just another diva that got cut. WWE fans will forget she existed if they haven't already. Playboy playmates probably garner more mainstream popularity than male pro wrestlers. And Christian is really really boring.

Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me, Agent of Oblivion.

Tell that to the Jews. Or are Jews not white? Jews are white, they're in there with Arabs, Italians, Greeks, all those other swarthy eastern Mediterraneans. Germans have a story of oppression. "We oppressed the Polish, the Czechs, the French, the Danish..."

He has family around Beloit/Rockford, send him to the Cubs

May your birthday be filled with flashing lights and drugs to make them even more exciting Let's get on AIM and give Kotz 22 YTMND links in his honor!

oh that was me sorry

I say we do something new with The Main Page. But what? Wrestling With A Hint Of Similarly Nerdy Pop Culture is overdone. There are too many one-stop shops for recaps of Raw, Smackdown, and Joss Whedon shit. There must be something we can do.

This is when we say "good thing CronoT got banned."