I hate reverse elitism. Hate it. I want my Republicans to be elitist bastards. That was the initial appeal of the party for me: "We're smarter, richer, whiter, better. WE OWN YOU." Now it's all this faux-populism, a President instructed by his handlers to clumsily grope his way through the English language like a 12-year-old getting to second base, and perpetuating the idea that "you is not more smarter than the alls of us anyways." It kills me that the "it's okay to read books, you know," and "knowing how to speak French doesn't really mean you hate America" contingent is represented by the New England Asshole wing of the Democratic Party. I don't like them either.