The Czech Republic

wildpegasus.

I think we could get a good thing going with Kotz! that sounds like a Sloganizer phrase, but Spoon is frighteningly articulate for a drug-addled Carolinian, and I think he'd be a great asset to a revamped main page

We could always be a second-rate McSweeney's.

I browsed one of his books at Borders once, and I realized I read like 80% of the book on the Internet for free. If that clown can get published, I can

We still have a lot of holdovers from 2001, who still haven't forgiven him for the Keith/Botter Reign Of Terror, and the whole "shutting down The Smarks and leaving the board for dead" thing upset people as well. That said, it's almost 2006, and I think we can let it go. Thing is, he's not THAT great of a writer any longer, if he ever was.

And you know, it would've been just okay if he actually scored, but by saying he would, he sealed his fate.

give Leena and Fridge admin spots, their respective bad days will alternate in such a way that the board is always in a state of deletion

Folder mods aren't needed, 'cept for WWE. I can handle all the folders; I hang out in all of them except the wrestling ones, Comics, Computers, E-feds, and CE. So basically sports and music, yeah EDIT: I don't go in Video Games or MMA either. And I do visit the WWE folder, but it's just to make fun of people.

Wow, I, The Czech Republic, was just grammar-pwned. Country, poster, or both?

country, poster, or both By the way, I'll never forgive Hasselbeck for "we want the ball, we're gonna score!" Tool.

I'm picking Chicago, 1) because I'm a homer, 2) because the Steelers are a defeated team at this juncture against the Bears, who have won eight straight, and the train won't stop going, no way to slow down. They'll win with by a field goal or a defensive touchdown, it'll be #9, in spite of Kyle Orton

That's not New England, that's Mid-Atlantic. "Northeast" would be the umbrella term

Well I guess now we know how retarded you have to be

Average to Decent AFC team is still > Excellent NFC team. It's just how it is. Don't question the way of the nfl. The top 6 seeds in the AFC could wipe out everyone in the NFC with MAYBE the exception of Seattle and Carolina. (The Bears are too terrible on offense to really do anything.) ohhhhhh

Michael Jordan deserves a statue in front of the United Center. Vince Carter in front of his high school? Not so much.

Bettman decided that hockey needed an outspoken cocky young black athlete like Terrell Owens, and with none in sight, creaky middle-aged white guy Jeremy Roenick has stepped up!

Vern Gagne vs. English: The Final Confrontation

never mind I tried to post that shitty Limp Bizkit album

Yeah, and it rocked, IIRC.

I told you.

What the hell did I do?!? fuck you, kiltie

Even I caught that.

Hey, what about Corey Patterson for Angel Berroa? Just off the top of my head

Oh, I just meant you as in "you, the Boston sports community," since that's like, half the board