You know what, I'll take it. Corey is such a lost cause on the north side. If you can teach him even a modicum of plate discipline, and get him to understand that his job is to get on base and hit for average, not swing for the fences, you've got yourself a star. If not, you've got yourself a .200 hitter.
Oh, Jason Varitek better learn how to catch a knuckleball, unless they have a new Wakefield specialist in store.