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I think it's hilarious that Justin is actually MORE famous solo than Nsync was together. Just another reason to kill Oprah...

RESULTS OF THE SMARTMARKS TRANSLATOR 5000: I am a creepy hypocrite who doesn't know when to quit. Please shower me with attention, because this is the extent of my empty social life. This gimmick has promise.

Damn, Eagan is fucking retarded. That's, what, the second time he's been caught for putting his real name on things?

Exactly. How pathetic is your life that you need a membership on an internet wrestling board in order to function properly? It's more sad than anything else.

How exactly does this bad boy work? Can I rent movies from Blockbuster and copy them? I want to get it for my dad for Christmas, but I'm not exactly sure how it works.

He has sex with homes? Lay off Dutch, Slayer.

Be sure to have it plugged in and running while you're violating it too. That'll make the act so, so much more satisfying. For us or for him?

You're irrelevent - go have another EagenHunt with Patrick Ewing. I'm IRRELEVANT? WHAT THE FUCK?

Uh....Dames and I posted at nearly the same time. There was about three minutes between Banky and Dames. Do you smoke crack or something before you post?

Oh, it's a great cause, I'll probably wind up buying something for these kids. But putting this in NHB is just ASKING for trouble, man.

Ohhhhhhhh.... I smells a fight a-brewin'.

Well, Waldo is Eagan and Eagan was never funny nor entertaining, so I'm gonna have to agree with you.

Dames is cool enough, but he doesn't really respond to PMs or anything... Still, he's good people.

:::marks out:::

I disagree with "My Heart Will Go On". Let's do a remake of A Clockwork Orange and beat the shit out of him while singing "Singing in the Rain". That would be great. And...I still want to be in the saga. Make it happen, Zack!

...that includes me, right?

Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands. Hmmmm. Never met any of them. So, can I be in the saga or not? Why the fuck is it such a slow night here??

Hoff, would you care to elaborate on this smear campaign?

I'm sorry, but that's just not natural. Damaramu, if that doesn't scare the shit out of you, I don't know what will.

Dama, watch your back, man. You seem like a decent guy, don't get too deep with Game. I'm intrigued about this "smear campaign" against Hoff. What exactly did it entail?

These stories are amazing. Simply...insane. How could he seriously think that people "switch teams" like that? How could he possibly get Dutch's GF's info?

...what kind of women say "Access Denied"? And my computer never says access denied. Even if it did, I work in the IT department...pretty sure I could get around it. How'd that Photoshop Key work out, by the way? Ungrateful bastard...

I want to be in the saga.

Damnit, of all the places to go, you pick my state. *SIGH* What part of Arizona?

Eagan? Johnson? I give up, who are you? Cerebus.... Who?