justsoyouknow

I really really can't stand holier then thou assholes. You don't know the circumstances of why he picked up his first drink, and you don't know why he continued. So shut the fuck up. Did it make you feel better to say that? Idiot............ Johnson and Harley should form a club.

Exactly what I'm saying Rant. But I hope he gets what he's looking for. Congrats, Rant, you've got Johnson in your corner. I bet you're proud.

I'd say "Ban Johnson", but I wouldn't want him to wish that I go to rehab.

Awww...come on, Banks, you know I wub you. But seriously, Johnson is an idiot.

You ignorant little bastard keep your pie hole shut. You make it out like it was one single thing that made me and CWM not like each other, oh wait! You weren't here then. So you know dick. Wishing ill will on anyone over the internet is fucking weak, dude. But really, I am a hypocrite, I make exceptions for you. You expected something thought-provoking from Johnson? ....you're a buffoon, too.

.....yeah. You're a buffoon.

You ignorant little bastard keep your pie hole shut. You make it out like it was one single thing that made me and CWM not like each other, oh wait! You weren't here then. So you know dick. You're a buffoon.

:::Raises Hoff's hand in the air, bathing in the cheers of the audience. Hoff exits the ring, and walks up the ramp::: :::Then gets hit by a truck backstage.:::

This hasn't been as amusing as I'd hoped....could you guys please change my name to JSYK (all caps)? Thanks.

:::Extends hand in friendship:::

You seemed to be mocking him for being in rehab, making you no better than the asshole that started this thread.

Yeah, I only changed it to amuse Rando.

Ouch...that hurts, Hoff. It really does. Spinebusters Hoff. What now, bitch?

I don't think so. One heroin has its claws in you, its nearly impossible to kick it. You're always battling it. That's why they send you to detox, that's the only way to stop it. We watched a video in Psych. the other day called "Kicking the Habit" and it showed footage from a guy's room in detox, and it made me NEVER want to touch that shit. Also, I've heard that if you shoot up heroin three times, there's no turning back. And Hoff...continue to call me JSYK...I'm not sure I really like "salty tang" as a user name.

Yeah, this thing is getting far too complex. Just reformat, it'll stop your hair from turning gray.

Yeah, I was being sarcastic.

How fucking thick is your skull? You're laughing at CWM for going to rehab to get rid of his demons, while brandishing your personal habits? Great, you drink. Great, you smoke. Great, you do drugs. That's fine and dandy, but don't laugh at someone else for trying to improve their life. That's just entirely fucked up. You're a pathetic excuse for a human being.

Good. I'm doing my job, then. And ENOUGH WITH THE GODDAMNED SMILIES! Alright, new theory: Johnson is Rico.

I hate those stupid commercials that are like, "If you crave a cigarette, get up and walk around. Get a glass of water. By the time you go back to your seat, the craving will be gone." ...such bullshit.

Did you mean to say yes? Because going by your logic, a nicotine ADDICT is no better off than a heroin ADDICT. And I'm the dumbass?

You're an idiot if you think that. I really hope you were being sarcastic. That's exactly what you WOULD say, were you to try to stage an elaborate cover-up...Dames.

Rapier? Like...his wit is more rape-like than others'? Hoff, you slay me.

Enough with the goddamned smilies! So, in your eyes, someone who smokes is the exact same as a heroin addict?

Cobain was addicted to heroin...CWM was an alcoholic. Yeah, exactly the same thing.

I already told my dad that this is what I want, and he already said he'd get it.