Man you're a bitch.
And not only that.... a bitch to someone on a MESSAGE BOARD. Banky can't even slap you upside the head and you are his bitch?
Yeah, it's called a joke. You know, playing along? Damn, some people take this shit way too personally. Do you think I honestly give a fuck if some faceless goombah thinks I'm cool? Jesus, man, you need a reality check.
Will this make you happier?
"Fuck you, Banky, I'm not grateful that you find my style of typing visually pleasing."
Let me know if there's anything else I can do for you.