Ha.  We had a deal in Buffalo a few years back, to inspire people to read or some shit I guess, where they wiped away all of your outstanding debts with the library and let you get a new card.  I had a bunch of books out, that I'd either lost or were just sitting on my bookshelf...  So I got a new card, walked in, took some more books and DVDs and never went back. 
  
The fools.