HollywoodSpikeJenkins

I think it's misdirection. It seems too obvious.

I handle my own business. I threaten to quit if I don't get a main event spot at Ashes 2 Ashes. It's now in my contract.

Yay! My yearly World Title shot.

Who did Thorn piss off?

I hereby nominate any song not by Sevendust. Thank you. You want a brother? God Forbid, brother.

Not a problem. Yay, Spike wins! I'm now 0-3 against Jenkins, or worse maybes. He's teh kicking of asses. I noticed you weren't online for a couple of days, so I figured you were no-showing. I was actually going to write a full match that put Jimmy over as an actual wrestler, but time constraints and the fact that Jimmy really isn't a technical wrestler, I couldn't really get into it and just jobbed you to a kick. Sorry. <3 you.

Not a problem.

"Return to the docks at the end of your shift and you will be transported to the barracks."

We all have questions about the two islands, but I don't understand why people don't like the idea of there being two islands. They told us there was another island in the second season. This is old news.

Calm down, Taylor was on TV ONCE. When Finlay debuted, we weren't all blowing our loads for him, either. And besides? Do you really think they'll give Regal a serious singles push? He will always be the guy who can cut a great promo, put on a great match, but will never be seriously pushed as a singles. Hell, even as a tag wrestler, he takes most of the pinfalls.

Thats why they wanted Desmonds boat. They didn't want them finding the other island/their hideout.

No markers? Awesome.

...Russo. I thought this show was the start of his booking.

But to be fair, all of his matches have been squash matches. The match tonight against Striker was the longest match with his opponent getting more-than-usual offense he's had.

Test needs to learn how to tie his boots.

Okay, who has been booking the past couple of weeks? Because this reeks of Russo and is horrible.

But that would involve Abyss winning three big matches in a row. That can't happen!

They could have turned Sabin without having Low Ki job and then having Sabin job to AJ.

1) Why is AJ going to the X-Divison again? 2) What about Daniels? 3) Why jobbing the belt off of Sabin so quick after he won it? 4) Why do Joe vs. Angle now?

I made the same joke while watching the PPV.

I want Crowe's girlfriend.

On the bright side, my ex stopped playing WoW? Or so she told me after crying to come back to me and blowing me. But seriously, kill him, blow up Blizzards home office, and kill yourself.

gay

People aren't mentioning one of the best parts about Impact. Lethal and Dutt acting like homos and Low Ki screaming as he breaks in and kicks the shit out of both of them. With the UFC craze going on, why are they not pushing Low Ki more?