TBK was in downtown Boise Idaho and he saw a duck. He knew the duck was lost, because ducks aren't supposed to be downtown. There's nothing for 'em there. So TBK went to a Subway sandwich shop and, "Let me have a bun." She wouldn't sell himjust the bun, she said it had to have something on it. She said it's against Subway regulations to sell just the bun. TBK thought the two halves aren't supposed to touch. So, he said, "All right, put some lettuce on it." "That'll be $1.75!" TBK said, "It's for a duck!" "Oh, then it's free." He did not know that. Ducks eat for free at Subway! Had he known that, he would have ordered a much larger sandwich. "Let me have the steak fajita sub, and don't bother ringing it up - it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!"