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Yeah, I'm stuck with that game, too.

Back-to-back turnovers. Who wants it more?

The Bucs have spent a lot of early draft picks improving the o-line. With them adding Faine in the offseason, this was supposed to be the year that that unit came together.

Danieal Manning is a fine kick returner, too. Like Dominic Rhodes, he's from my old stomping grounds of Abilene, Texas.

AHHHHHH!!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!!

Is that motherfucker still slipping on every return? That's Dexter Jackson, 2nd round draft pick. We could have had DeSean Jackson, folks. firejongruden.com

Good. Joey Galloway and Aqib Talib out for the Bucs. With Elbert Mack being suspended for a helmet-to-helmet hit on Matt Ryan, we're a little thin at CB. I'm sure Chicago will make us pay.

He apparently suffered pretty significant burn wounds. Combined with all of his tattoos, I would imagine that, should he survive, he'll come out looking something like Seal.

Good first quarter for the Gators. It's encouraging that Tebow has all of two completed passes and the team leads by 17.

Confession: Both as a child and as an adult, I have always muted the television and listened to other music while playing video games. It never even occured to me that I might be missing anything.

Keary Colbert is a total scrub. I watched his disappearing act on a weekly basis back when he was with the Panthers.

I'd do one, although my collection of "classic vinyl" is pretty limited. I do have this on vinyl: Maybe a little closer to the holiday season.

The unfortunate thing was that the only people we knew at the reception were the bride and groom, and they were understandably too busy to talk to us much. This was only the second wedding I've ever been to. I've never been to a funeral.

I went to one recently. My biggest gripe was the length of the ceremony. I mean, I understand that the couple wanted to cherish the moment and everything, but I was ready to get to the part with the free food and booze about halfway through that thing. And they just kept taking pictures! It's like, goddamn, how many do you need?

Yeah, well, that's ESPN for you. Mark May will be singing a different tune if and when USC does lose to Oregon State or Stanford or whoever. "Did I say that USC was the most talented team in the country? I meant that somebody else was.":-/

Tremendous. "What time is it?" "(inaudible)" "Ah, breakfast. I think...I think that I will have vegetarian B this morning. Let's try something different." "(inaudible)" "She is? Well...better bring me a doggie bag!"

Customers talking on their cell phones. Makes me want to beat them to death.

Pay toilet.

In the same way that killing mediocre posters would up the level of quality at TSM, I agree. But where does it stop? Some people don't deal well with pressure. What if I told you that your response to this better be A+, spot-on brilliant or you and your loved ones would be slaughtered by Bob Baron and his band of psychotic dwarves? You'd be concerned. Your post would be below average. And, unfortunately, you'd suffer the consequences.

Haha. Oh, Slayer, how you tickle me so.

Right, MFer hit on the head. Stafford is physically what pro scouts are looking for. I mean, I hate Georgia, so it's not like I'm sticking up for this guy out of loyalty or homerism or anything. It just is what it is.

Who made this a separate thread? Is there some sort of rule that more than 4 posts on the same topic in a CTDWAT means it has to spin off?

This thread.

Matt Stafford has a big arm and good pocket presence. He projects well as an NFL quarterback. Short of the bad Georgia season that I've requested from God but know isn't coming, he will be a top ten draft pick. Is he better than Chase Daniel? I don't know, I don't get paid to be an NFL scout. But some pro football team in Missouri will likely soon become intimately familiar with the name Matthew Stafford.