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Now would be the time to delete all of those unused accounts.

Anyway, Treble is on the case. Leave it to a Canadian.

You couldn't pay me to deal with this shit. Unless you, y'know, wanted to.

We could have been spared the return of "The Return of the D.C. Gathering Thread" if only I had been listened to.

The Fantasy Baseball thread is getting pounded. Shock and awe.

This is the least interesting gimmick ever. It's to the point where I'm forced to conclude that the guilty party is doing it not for entertainment value, but rather to live out some extremely misguided gender-reversal fantasies. Buy a pair of panties and a dress and stop wasting our time with this stupid bullshit.

We are paying the price for our freedom right now. The chickens are coming home to roost.

Ban Dandy, as well.

Ditto Speed 6 and Scud. We can't be too careful.

Who is HBW? I call for a pre-emptive banning.

I knocked that one out of the park.

Their styles are similar, but that doesn't prove anything.

Do we really have to ban Boff, though? Couldn't we just, like, suspend him or make him write an essay or something?

How could you?

How many clips do you need to see to accept that B.O. Hussein's REVEREND WRONG hates America? Personally, I've heard enough.

I've generally been more of a blackout/pass out drunk than a vomiting drunk. There have been a few notable and often poorly-timed exceptions to that.

Not entirely true, Marvin. A quick search at Amazon for books with similar titles will reveal multiple writings pre-dating that of Obama's, such as The Audacity of Soap: How to Get Stubborn Toddlers Interested in Hygiene; The Audacity of Rope: How a Bundle of Fibers Changed Our Lives...And the World!; The Audacity of Pope: 1900 Fabulous Years of the Catholic Church!; and The Audacity of Grope: The Clarence Thomas Story. And so on.

Way I see it, there's two kinds of Americans: Those who walk around all day thinking of how proud they are to be from America, and those who will stop at nothing to destroy this land I love. I don't think we've ever interacted, JotW, but I'm assured by my colleagues that you're a reasonable person. Surely you can see how it would be in the best interest of yourself and America that you be deported.

I don't know if it's because it's Spring Break or what, but there was absolutely zero excitement in Athens today as the team made a miracle run to the tournament. This is a town where t-shirts for football victories against Oklahoma State and Troy were prevalent just a few short months ago.

That's not what Sean Hannity told me.

Damn straight, son. American stars and bars: learn to love 'em or learn to leave 'em. So in all of this stuff about Obama's pastor, is the insinuation that Obama himself subscribes to these ideas or am I just outraged because Obama hadn't previously distanced himself from the guy?

Good god, that Roosevelt was some kind of monster.

I hear Truthiness is Wild Pegasus. EDIT: Oh, fuck you, man. Beat me to the punch.

I'm visting my parents, so I guess they have a lot of activities planned. A lot of outdoorsy stuff. If it turns out that Pacific Northwesterners have been lying about how nice the area is, I'll be repeatedly registering my disgust on the internet.

Here's what I know about Seattle: *Jimi Hendrix *Heart *Grunge *It rains a lot *"Frasier" *Space needle *How is it that the Seahawks have such loud fans but the Sonics are being run out of town? *Horrible turf at Kingdome. *Starbucks That's pretty much it, right?