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Eh, rappers dress like that their whole life. My favorite CJ memory was getting him to basically give up the LSD folder as a lost cause by posting pictures of my dick. He said something like "Just when I think it can't get any worse, leave it to the one and only IDrinkRatsMilk to prove me wrong."

Nah, Jonah Hill played a realistic character. That was me! (Except I got laid all the time).

I'd spin kick your ass into oblivion, Carlito Brigante. For the sake of my membership in the American Nazi Party.

You know, with the exception of the Italians, French and occasionally the Spanish, I talk a lot of shit about European food, but sometimes it's just insanely good, the Scotch egg being one of those times. (Not that I'm being xenophobic, as the actual Scots are by far the worst, betraying my own Scottish heritage. The truest thing Mike Myers ever said was that most Scottish cuisine was based on a dare. Good liquor, though.)

LEAVE LEENA ALONE!!!

By the way, Rebecca Gayhart reportedly suffered from nightmares and other psychological disturbances from the time she ran over the kid, even to this day. I saw that on COPS one time too, where these guys tried to mug this other guy, but he was a martial arts expert and he beat one of them to death. He was really broken up over it. Apparently accidentally killing someone really wreaks havoc on your psyche. I've never had the pleasure of doing it myself, so I wouldn't really know, but that's what I hear. Too bad for Brandy. Sometimes criminal charges help to make you feel like you've served some penance.

I was at In-N-Out on my last birthday, shamelessly checking out a volleyball team who were probably in the 15-16 year old range. I did go up to them and say "Can I get any of you cunts a drink?", but it was a dare.

I have good news on the fart front. For those of you with access to Round Table Pizza, I ordered from them, and had their Primo Sumpremo, which has three kinds of pepperoni on it, and a twisted crust with pepperoni jammed in there somehow as well. It gave me terrible gas, but the farts actually smell like pepperoni. Score!

I would have called you, but you honestly intimidate me. That is high praise.

I know we're both pretty sarcastic, but I do legitimately wish you a happy birthday! You've always entertained me. So you're like 31, right?

It's not a job unless you get paid.

Well, I'm not shutting the fuck up. I'm Milky for fuck sakes!

Let's ask everyone else if they'd prefer I shut the fuck up or you shut the fuck up.

I attempted to add Leena on facebook and she has yet to approve me. Cocktease!

It's all the same meaning. What I'd like to see, in keeping with the rap motif, if a shift from using mark in wrestling, in favor of calling fans tricks. And then a smart mark would be a mark ass trick.

I make something similar to that with Spam. I don't give a shit, Spam is fucking good. As a Hawaiian, I'm sure you're used to that, pbone. It was all over the place when I was there.

Hot Topic has some ok shirts. I send other people in to get them for me, though.

It's cumulative. I've joined a couple of sick fetish forums, they'll direct you to it. I used to correspond with this one girl who claimed to go to dog parks and... well, you can imagine. She'd lapse into these self loathing diatribes occasionally, and I'd be like "Aw hell naw, that shit's cool. My old English teacher used to do that." And I'd play all these different characters. The internet, man... ancient Rome in a box.

I am the father of Jamie Lynn's baby. That needs to be a mass marketed tshirt, in the style of "I am Spartacus." If I weren't so lazy, I'd be recording a tearful "Leave Jamie Lynn alone!" right now. Nice nipples on Brit up there, by the way.

Mark isn't even a wrestling term, it means the victim of a con, and was commonly used in carnivals, thus it's developed association with wrestling, although in the sense you're using it, that is closest to the modern wrestling terminology.

This is one of those cases where both sides are going to have to realize that no argument is going to be even slightly convincing to the other side. Like Christians and Atheists.

Mr. Hands isn't too bad. The fact that it killed him is really the distinguishing factor in that, and the video that's on the internet isn't the one where he died. It's been discussed, but if you want to see a really beautiful, haunting documentary about Mr. Hands (no joke), watch Zoo. I took a first date to see Zoo in the theater. You might want to check out Mistress Beast, who also sometimes goes by Ms. Beast, who regularly takes the full brunt of horse cock and comes out fine. Of course, Mr. Hands and others did too, most of the time, but it's not as well documented. She also makes out with dogs and what not. Of course, if you want the full on dog sex depravity, watch the Japanese MAD series. They're up to like MAD 50-something I think. They do just about everything, except eat dog shit, I don't think. If you want to watch somebody eat dog shit, you can just watch Pink Flamingos. Or sweetmook. The site is gone, but the videos are still floating around. Some truly surreal shit action going on there. You can see a Japanese girl eating shit directly out of a cow's ass.

I love women (unless they're fat).

Now that's how you molest somebody. Mad niggerish!