Nighthawk

I think I might steal her horseshoe tattoo. Do it as a border around my GG Allin portrait. Which say, could start a theme of inconography and symbols representing insane musicians that I love. I've been trying to find a theme for my right arm. And hey, I just realized my scar that says "AMY" is relevant again.

The thing is, I can sort of see where you're coming from... I'd just prefer some big fucked up monster. One of the commentators on that site up there with the new picture was saying that design looked like a Ray Harryhausen monster. It totally does, and that's a good thing. Still, as good as this movie could be, there's basically no way it can live up to the hype. Once you see the monster, people will remember they're just watching another monster movie (which is fine with me, but you know). Huge drop off from the opening to the next weekend. So in that sense I can see the value in not revealing it.

I like it! I'm officially smitten with this beautiful trainwreck. Usually I don't support a dark haired girl going blonde.

I do listen to obscure bands, but just as much bubblegum pop. You pick up a lot of it here. Like all those bands you had never heard of before, now you have heard of them. Also, if you are in a band or friends with people who are, you pick up on obscure bands too. Or you could just base all your musical tastes on the similar artists section of allmusic.

How does Rob Schneider keep getting leading roles? He's ok in small doses, but Christ... Speaking of Sandler movies, I was getting ready to say I liked Big Daddy the least, because the sentimental stuff just doesn't work with me, but now that I think about it... there was some funny stuff in it. It's a sleeper. As fucked up as Going Overboard is, I'd probably watch it over, say, Anger Management. I also read this about Sandler: That actually sounds appealing, I enjoy junk like that. The director of Bringing Down the House isn't much of a selling point, though. To see Sandler at his best, I'd say it's his cameo in Shakes the Clown. He owns that role.

Best Abe line: Quimby (from the podium on stage): "The old persons remarks will be stricken from the record." Abe: "WHO SAID THAT?" That episode also contained: "I was saying Boo-urns..." "No, my ears are really burning, I wanted to see inside so I lit a q-tip." "So tell us... who's gay?" "Oh, I don't know... Harvey Fierstein." "NO!" "Let's just say it moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE!" Everything Rainer Wolfcastle says in classic. Barney's on fire in this one too. What a great episode.

I wish it worked out better. I was just talking in the movies folder about how much I love Disney movies. I would love to meet a girl and marry her the next day. And hillbillies prefer to be called sons of the soil... but it ain't gonna happen.

By the way, Rando seems to have given up on the book about me. The last thing he told me was he was getting married (to a girl he met online two months previous), and then quit sending me updates. Guess he ran out of time. The book had mostly turned into a story about him tracking down my ex and falling in love with her, though. Maybe his wife wasn't happy with it. Oh well, somehow having an unfinished biography that's hundreds of pages long is even better.

I had just gotten to the point of associating Sasha with being a guy's name, too.

He's mentioned it before. It's a pretty good story. You know, I was thinking... I'd like to get the full content of the suicide note from this story. I'd often considered doing some spoken word recordings of suicide notes over various feedback and distortion, and this sounds like a pretty sick one.

That is pretty amazing. Before this, the most impressed I'd ever been was Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf managing a .5 something. But even though he's a dwarf, this is still stunning.

I took one of my lady friends to see Enchanted, and ended up liking it more than I had any right to. I'm known to love fantasy and occasionally chick flicks, but I think I liked it more than the girl did. DVD for sure. I don't think anyone else would be as impressed, my taste in such genres tend to be unshared by straight men, but know this: It is an absolutely ideal movie to take a girl to.

Some good Milhouse lines: "Remember Alf? He's back! In pog form." Lisa: "Who does Nelson think he's impressing, acting so cool all the time." Milhouse: "Not me!" "My glasses!" Sight gag: "Milhouse, lower those eyebrows! And the other one!" Moe: "Rich people aren't happy. From the day they're born to the day they die, they think they're happy, but trust me... they ain't." "Are you Drew Barrymore?" "Get outta here, I'm hung over!" "Sorry, Miss Barrymore." "What?" "I'm not used to the sound of children's laughter, it cuts through me like a dentist drill. But no, that was funny, taking away my dignity like that, ha ha ha."

Yeah, I don't even wear my Britney shirts very often anymore, lest someone think I'm being ironic.

Good line. I like you a little bit again.

As big of a chicken hawk as Matt is, I still believe I hold the record for most severe statutory rape.

Vern and Robson actually were my favorite characters, I thought they were hilarious. Adebisi was right up there too, though, and that's a guy who would really fuck anything.

If Carlito is the Kareem Said of TSM, then I'm the Vern Schillinger.

I'd also like to fuck Leena.

I've considered the "no reveal" option as well, but it would only piss people off. They might wait until the very end, but you'll see something. Remember, JJ got this idea from seeing a bunch of Godzilla toys in Japan and thinking America needs something like that... and not King Kong, because King Kong is cute. "Nothing" doesn't really qualify. By the way, I think Escape From LA is watchable. You're going to be incredibly disappointed if you expect anything like Escape From New York, though. My favorite local pizza place is called Escape From New York Pizza.

I would have said that, but I didn't open the thread until just now.

That was actually a picture of him. I don't think that explanation is going to make anyone feel better.

If it were me, I would have been glad to get the note, cause then I could be like "Whew... at least she was crazy. Now I know I don't have to blame myself at all."

Spaceballs, not Caddyshack! True about Hutz, though. Skinner too... every line is gold. Like this exchange: "Uh, excuse me, is there an Orange Julius stand on this floor?" "I'll sell you this one, it's almost full." "Well, why don't I drink out of a toilet bowl." "He'll be back. And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in this state... often as a lawyer!"

Wait a second, I think I totally missed one of the brackets... it's coming. Ok, it's all in now. Milky - I oughta club RedJed and eat his bones. Man in Blak - Luke-O is pretty funny, but MiB is a sharp guy. Ripper - I do think Ginger is pretty cool, and she does have a pretty smile, but Ripper is my nigga. I will say I would have voted against him if he didn't recently point out that half the time he doesn't even agree with what he's arguing. Agent - Again, I like smitty, but Agent and I are like this. Venkman - Pretty easy one. CanadianGuitarist - Nightwing is good, but he seems to mostly post in folders I don't go to. Cena's Writer - Nothing against Matt Young, but he's unpopular enough that he won't win, so I'm playing the odds. KKK - Close call. If it was a couple years ago, might have been CWM. But he posts way less now. Kamala - I like him. Carlito is a dumb nigger. Easy. Chris - It was your begging thread that cost you this vote, NYU. Sideburnious - He's helped me with stuff I was looking for on multiple occasions, plus sent me a movie of Belladonna taking a baseball bat up her ass that I didn't even ask for. Rant - Rant and I have history. Slayer - Nothing bad to say about him... except maybe that he has a cliche hair/beard style. Carnival - Farts are funny, but not that funny. If I had to fuck a guy from here, it'd probably be Carnival. Cyber Mark - I've always liked Mole, but he continues to support the repeated banning of Leena, so sorry bro. Jingus - Drank more cough syrup than me. Timmy - I'm pretty sure Czech will win, and I'll vote for him later, but seeing as I was the one talking up Timmy, I'd better vote for him. Alf - Another easy one. Kinetic - The only poster here who I was too intimidated to call on the phone. pbone - Called me on the phone. VX - I'll never forgive Franchise for having a threeway with DVD Spree. Plus I like VX. Floyd - Kind of a dork, but we share a lot of the same tastes. Plus I made him feel stupid once, it was funny. Dandy - Pretty solid all around. Barron - As frightening as it is, I love jailbait teen idols almost as much as he does. Lushus - Taiga is confident enough that she won't be bothered if nobody votes for her. Kreese - I'm never really disappointed with his posts. Inc - I like Spiff, but Inc and I go way back. Edwin - Not only did Byron just fuck up by comparing me to the donkey in Shrek, Ed is one of my favorite dudes here. Chave - Close, but chave looks like Bronson Pinchot. Cheech - He seems pretty pimp. Smues - I dunno... I like his avatar. Scroty - Has recently shown himself to share opinions with me in a LSD advice thread.