Nighthawk

I was lying on the grass of Sunday morning of last week, indulging in my self-defeat... No. I ain't even gonna go through with this.

I'm the T-rex. I'm blaming my eventual loss on my puny arms. "Pass the potatoes? My arms are fucking useless!?" I'm still a fucking T-rex.

But we knew that already.

While Leena is the poster I've masturbated the most while thinking about, I've also ejaculated to Czech, Inc, Kinetic, Agent, PLAGIARISM, godthedog, Banky, El Brujo, Kotz, Edwin and Piss. But especially Kotz.

Well, I'm locked, so I'm not going to bitch anymore, but... seriously, you guys don't like Timmy8271? That guy fucking rules. Maybe I just like him because we share a disturbing affinity for porn... And he's also from Florida.

My most oft-used Simpsons quote is "Where's your messiah now?" It's useful in any kind of serious accident/arrest/bad thing. Yes, it's actually from 10 Commandments, but a good three quarters of my audience wouldn't recognize it if they hadn't said it on the Simpsons. Thanks Simpsons! I even made a lolcat out of it:

Kotz doesn't even post here anymore. I'd be ok with losing to Slayer, but nobody else even slightly deserves it. Don't you remember the effort I put in to single-handedly saving the Chocolate Socket? edit: Oh, and Leena. I'm cool with losing to her too.

Although not fart related, I have a similar story. There's a home video of me at around 4 or 5 at Showbiz Pizza (the southern precursor to Chuck E. Cheese) with a little girl crawling all over me in the ball pit. I was wearing Batman pajamas (I wouldn't leave the house without wearing them at the time), and I had a very obvious erection. The tape continues, and when I'm back at home, I say "Wait, wait, wait... I have to tell you something..." (I fart) *insane laughter* So it kind of fits.

I see myself going the Bart Simpson route of nobody voting for me because they just assume I'll win. Don't make that mistake, TSM. Milky needs you. I will also nominate: 1. King Kamala Classic 2. Man of 104 Friends 3. Scroby 4. Timmy8271 5. All of the members of the secret board for jerks 6. Leena. Actually, I'm shooting myself in the foot because I like everyone. Like, when I was typing that, I saw Cena's Writer mentioned me as well. And hey, I like Cena's Writer! I love you all, TSM!

What Would the Community Think Doubly so because it reminds me of the Girls Aloud album What Will the Neighbours Say?

Now I do love MJ and Thriller to no end, so now that's out of the way, the best related remix is the DJ Isaac version of "Thriller". He turns the Vincent Price laugh into this insane looping dance beat. It's pretty awesome. My third favorite remix (besides my own) after the kid606 version of "Straight Outta Compton" and the skkatter "Madonna Is a Filthy Slut" mix of "Music".

25) Your roommate invites a guest over to smoke meth in your basement. Said guest then proceeds to strip to the waist and watch the movie Money Train three times in a row while drinking all the beer in the house. (I was the guest in this story)

What else is good besides soulseek anyway? I do use bit torrents, but it seems like a lot of the time I'll download something and then it will require me to sign up to something to get a password to open it. I manage, but if there's any other good sources for music, I'd like to know. Back when I was making a lot of money I'd just buy whatever I wanted, but I'm kinda not anymore.

Which reminds me, I do have a roommate story, if you count as roommates my cellmates when I was in juvenile detention. In juvie, there wasn't as much explicit gayness like in regular prison, but everybody did like to jerk off now and again. So... 21) One guy would wait until everyone was asleep and then beat off. But the smell of his semen was so strong, it would literally wake you up. Waking up to the smell of cum... I didn't have the heart to say anything him.

This was boarding school? I'm curious, how much homosexual experimentation went on there? My guess would be: a lot.

I'd watch two hours of Full House a day... until the dvds came out, then I'd just constantly loop it while I was doing whatever else I wanted to do. Didn't sit like a statue, though. I have no stories, unless you count getting drunk and passing out on the living room floor (these aren't college roommates either, these are adult roommates). I don't much care for the place I live, but one thing I do appreciate is that my roommates and I absolutely do not give a fuck what each other do. Pay the rent on time, don't break down the door of each other's rooms, and we're good. Everything else is fair game.

HAY BE NICE! MILKEYKITTEH IS SENSITIV!

I didn't say it would be easy. This will require all my 80s inspirational songs to achieve...

Try the Carnosaur series. Should be right up your alley.

I should move to Japan. Seriously. I mean, there it's an advantage to be a complete pervert and not a detriment. Yeah, I'm seriously going to do that.

Matt Yng3d.

Don't judge people by how they look.

Indeed.

Yeah, I'm not a fan of those either.

Ask your friend, then. I'll note that I encountered this upon using the program as well, but I didn't care, and thus never fixed it.