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Then there's Carl's Jr, which is basically the same restaurant, but located mostly in the western half of the country. As someone who's eaten at both, I really don't consider Hardee's and Carl's Jr. the same. The same corporate umbrella, same trademarks, logos, and some menu items, but a totally different feel.

You know, those books are in pretty random chronological order. Now that they're all written, you know... might want to clean that up. Of course, the first was the most well known and widely read, so it makes sense to start there, but after that.

JITB is mostly in the western states. Chik-fil-a is all over, but primarily southeast (headquarters is in Atlanta).

I'm pretty sure she allowed me to have sexual fantasies about impregnating her, though.

You can have mine for free if you come out here and get it. What with the DUI and all, I won't be needing it for a few months.

I'm not a geek. At all. How dare you? If you want to say something bad about me, call me a psycho, or a drunk. Or make fun of my tattoos. I have a smiley face and a picture of a guy who ate his own shit. That's pretty gay. Kotz wasn't a geek either, he was a virgin. That's not the same. But he's not anymore, so he's probably changed.

You know, selling is overrated. If somebody likes people to do highspots and not sell, give 'em what they want. Now, I don't really consider myself a smart mark, because I don't rate matches or, for lack of a better term, take wrestling seriously. Not that I don't like it, I do. But, like any business, if you're not stupid, you'll do what sells. So in that sense, it's the fans' fault. Same problem porn had, where it became totally about anal.

Good shit, this was. The ah, fate of the uptight religious chick, likely one of the best movie moments in years. Actually ever.

I've never been disappointed by Chick-fil-a.

Reunions my ass. The only one of the recent surge I was at all interested in was The Police, and they wanted like a million dollars for tickets.

I think the sketch is... cool. Mutant space whale? Fuck yes.

Speaking of bad art... 300. It was a stylistic choice, but I didn't like it. I have the Absolute Watchmen. It's pretty awesome. I pretty much had to get it when I decided on a Watchmen tattoo sleeve. I would love to get some of the other Absolute editions (Dark Knight Returns first, most likely), but they aren't cheap.

I think the Wayans have their niche, but I agree; that isn't a good idea. Speaking of the Munsters, though, those Addams Family movies were better than they had any right to be. Good casting, mostly. Always liked the Munsters better as a tv show, though.

I have that same model. I thought it was stolen once, but actually I just lost it. I have found it since then. If she's lucky, she will experience this as well.

I dunno, he's worked with a lot of different artists. I don't think you could say much of anything about the artwork of Moore's comics as a whole.

She didn't write that shit. She had a song written for her about being too thin.

Happens every time. Seriously. At the local independent theater, I get it... they're applauding the choice to show that particular movie. But even in mainstream theaters, it still happens.

After 50 or so listens, I've just now paid attention to the lyrics on Britney's new album. pbone's gripe is legit. Here are a select few from the "change in a pocket" track. That is awful. Not the best line for the same song where you talk about your kids. And I don't think anyone accused Britney of being too thin. She is an exceptional earner, though, I'll give her that. But her body has gone to shit. It's ok, she had two kids, but don't sing a song about being too thin. You ain't!

Keep going. Shit stabber I knew already, but the rest of these are being programmed into the mental Rolodex.

No, they were actually good, but without dead guy, they might not be.

I've found Tina's frozen burritos at 10 for $3.00. 30 cents... man, that's cheap. One time when I was volunteering to help the homeless I discovered that, in this state at least, if you go into a restaurant and tell them you're starving, they are legally obligated to give you food, but beyond that, the homeless could survive on basically nothing. I begged money one day just for yuks and made almost $30. Presuming addiction, I could buy booze and crack and still have enough left over for ten burritos, which most convenience stores in the ghetto will heat up for you. Fucking moochers; the homeless.

I've sold fake weed at school. Then got told the next day about how high they got.

I also forgot to mention that a guy I know has a Freddie Mercury tattoo on his calf. He meant it in some sort of irony, but it actually just looks gay gay, not funny gay. Which would be fine if he were gay, but he's not.

For some reason I always called him Scott. I don't know what Scott has to do with Kevin...

Try electric scissors. They exist. David Cross has a bit about seeing an ad for them during the Simple Life. "Oh yeah, I would love to go to the Evanescence concert with you! Wait, it's tonight? Oh no, man, I gotta cut so much shit out of the paper. Maybe in a perfect world when someone invents 'electric scissors'!"