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Yeah, there are quite a few good 90s bands, but I think the 80s and 00s were much better. The decade was slow, but not totally empty.

I think my own "cold shoeser" signature is pretty well stupid. It's mine, though, you can't have it.

He did, once. In front of someplace called The Old Cock.

The worst pizza I've ever eaten was pizza I made myself. Come to think of it, the worst a lot of food I've ever eaten was food I made myself.

You know, I had never heard of this Dog fellow before this, but I did just recently watch the South Park dvd where Cartman becomes him. It made me want to watch his show... And now I can't. Damn you, niggers! (Btw, I say nigger all the time. It's remarkably easy to spin it into something it's ok to say. You'd have to be a dumbass to not be able to wriggle out of it. Or else a legitimate racist.) Dog is a pretty cool name, though. I'll totally name my son that.

I guess I'm too used to fifth generation snuff movies on 8mm.

Nah, I guess I believe you. I know how awful the food in England is and all.

I hate it too. I mean, I'm sure I'll convert to it eventually, because I'll have no choice, but it will be against my will.

I don't think I've ever heard a single STP song that I was aware of, except the one in Guitar Hero. It's one of the strangest gaps in my musical palette, because I was the right age to like them as well. I remember everyone else liking them, but I never even tried. Oddly enough, I do like Velvet Revolver, though.

Still likely full of shit. Serious diet and exercise didn't make me lose weight that quickly. I'm not skeletally thin like you, though, so maybe.

Theoretically a lot, but in reality not much. Just another Vince Neil type deal. He's done this type of stuff before and gotten away with it. Taking his licence away forever is the most he'll get, I'm sure. Probably not even that.

It's not that big of a deal. During my speed and coke binges, I wouldn't eat for weeks at a time. Didn't even notice. If you've ever used drugs heavily, you've probably done this already. Being an Ivy League guy though, you probably haven't used drugs heavily. But yeah, it won't kill you or anything. Stick with it, don't cave in. You won't seriously hurt yourself before long after a week. If you really need to, sneak off and eat a bucket of fried chicken. Expect to vomit, though. It'll scare you off food for a while.

It's come to my attention that, besides rap, the only albums released in 2007 that caught my attention were Dethalbum and Blackout. I am becoming old. I've actually never heard of Justice, though. Sounds like the kind of thing I'd like. Ok, just listened to Justice. Yes, I do like it.

That's old news, dudes. Back in my statutory rape days, I knew several people who huffed cow shit to get high. Honestly, smelling your own shit is probably preferable to that. Sounds stupid, though. It's not that difficult to get actual cocaine.

Yes. Isn't that like 50 American dollars? I haven't smoked weed in years, but even when I did, I never paid for it.

"Holiday Road" was the only good Lindsey Buckingham song.

I ain't joking.

I've shopped at Urban Outfitters... the most interesting thing I bought there was probably Tucker Max's book, though.

Hm. I don't mind a hairy woman, but even I don't like it when it's on their face. I don't think it should bother them to shave their face if they aren't going to shave their pits, legs or crotch. Which raises a point, Hoff. Does she shave in the normal places women shave?

Well, you're supposed to get eight hours, theoretically, but six should be enough for most adults. I do have a suggestion, though. Take caffeine in pill form. It'll work, but you'll likely develop an addiction, so try to take them only in the morning, at the same time every day, and don't increase your dosage over time. This was very common when I worked in construction. I was always drinking energy drinks myself, but they don't work as well as coffee. What was good are those 5 hour energy shots. But, like the name implies, you'll crash after a few hours. Or try to get some Redline. You have to get it online or at a vitamin store like GNC. It'll buzz you like crazy. Tastes terrible, but you can slam it really quick, unlike coffee.

I also want to be told when Jake Roberts DDTs someone to death or Tom Cruise rapes a woman on an empty train.

Sadly no, there were no songs that weren't Dethklok proper. I was hoping for some Dr. Rockso, myself, and there was a strong demand for Snakes and Barrels. Maybe on the full tour.

At the Dethklok show, Brendon received a small "Bring back Home Movies!" chant.

A web toon. For that it was ok. I agree with you about the movie, that was overstepping the bounds.

I saw Dethklok tonight at the UC Berkeley campus. Badass fucking show. It was Brendon Small on rhythm guitar and vocals, Gene Hoglan on drums, and session musicians for lead and bass. They played in front of a backdrop showing videos of the songs. It was a free show, and the line was staggering. Thankfully I knew someone willing to go out there at like noon and wait, so I could just show up right before they opened the doors and go to the front of the line. The show was opened by And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead, and hilariously, everyone absolutely shit on them (which they deserved) and also for all the promotional tie in stuff, and basically anything that wasn't Dethklok was shit on. I had wondered if Brendon could keep up the Nathan Explosion voice for a whole show, and the answer is no, there were periodic breaks, where they would show little vignettes of the band on the screen while the musicians drank water and took a leak or whatever. They closed with an extended version of "Thunderhorse", first encore was "Go Into the Water", second encore "Fan Song". I messed up my hip in the mosh pit. This is a very limited college tour, so if they are playing anywhere near you, I highly recommend going out of your way to see them. I'll definitely be paying to see them when they do the full tour (which I hope will feature a full stage show, and real supporting bands. I'm almost positive Cannibal Corpse will tour with them)