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If only there were an ignore list for childhood memories.

You're talking about telephone. I always considered that more of a kindergarten game than high school.

I didn't really think it was, but that was the problem. It was just shot for shot, with a couple exceptions, and so more pointless than bad. Although the reveal of Vince Vaughn in drag did draw laughter, so that's not good. If you're going to remake a Hitchcock movie, do Rear Window. They already did with the movie Disturbia, just not in name. Even the Simpsons based on it was good. It's a good story, room to improvise.

Taco Bell generally has one rotational item. The melts have been replaced here with some sort of chili nachos.

Chicken gravy? That might be a regional thing, but chicken gravy, to me, is yellow. That's sausage gravy, since I can see the sausage there, or if there were no sausage, country gravy.

Ha ha. April Fool's Day? It's not a bad idea, really, to look to throwaway 80s horror movies for things to remake. A lot of them had workable premises, and aren't well remembered, which is a plus. I suggest Slaughter High. That was a good one.

What?! That's crazy. At the very least, I'm sure there's another value meal where the sandwich alone costs the same as the sandwich in question. There's no reason for them not to substitute.

I bet it's good.

Cracked is pathetic now (so is MAD, but at least they're still a magazine). I give them credit for hanging in there a long time, though. There were a lot of MAD rip offs that didn't, you know. They acquired some of MAD's best artists over the years too, like Don Martin and John Severin.

I don't mind the Filet o Fish. I rather like fish sandwiches, but it's definitely my least favorite of the popular fast food fish sandwiches. Mostly cause it's the smallest. Sometimes that Jetsons food just hits the spot. BK Big Fish is pretty good, but I like the Carl's Catch from Carl's Jr. the best.

Hm, you know, I don't really care for the gay thing, in this incarnation. Sure, Dumbledore being in love with Grindelwald is very interesting in a nighttime telly sort of way, but based on that alone? And then he lives for 100+ more years, apparently never pursuing relationships with other men, and even in the initial relationship, we're thankfully spared information on the sexual aspect of the pairing. Seems more of a Batman/Robin, or Beavis/Butthead/Todd relationship (I actually find this dynamic pretty interesting in itself). It's not really... gay. There's just not enough gay in it. It reminds me of that Law and Order where you find out the girl is a lesbian for absolutely no reason. Like the kind of thing a straight woman would come up with.

They played both songs on the muzak where I used to work. Still preferable to the time I worked in a grocery store, where every ten minutes you'd hear "Hi, this is Smokey Robinson. Try my Down Home Pot Roast frozen entree, available in the frozen food aisle." Other selections on the muzak loop included "Every Breath You Take", "Pictures of You", "Wicked Game". Fairly depressing selections.

$15 isn't a lot of money in the grand scheme of things. What is it? One less copy of Hustler and Filet O' Fish value meal? I'd buy it. Still, topping my list is the coffee where the animals eat the beans and shit them out (and also rat's milk cheese).

I don't understand why someone would do that. Are you going to jerk off in the library? Sometimes yes, and maybe that's the fetish, but it seems like if you were that hard up, there's plenty of easier ways to get some stimulation. Maybe if you had a really specific niche like bestiality, but even then, I'd think it would even be easier to sneak into a farm and fuck an animal. That must be it, people get off on being in the library itself.

What?

Matt Young you fool, each sentence in the response was addressing a different song. CONTEXT!

That's the only kind of female comedian there is.

"Tears of a Clown" is an interesting choice. I like that song, but it seems a little too whimsical to me. My favorite Miracles song would actually be "Tracks of My Tears" probably, which is pretty much a song about exactly the same thing.

I fuck men but don't love them. That's not gay either. It has to be both!

I tend to agree with that, but I like it cause it's funny. I can imagine Weird Al performing "Sk8er Boi" and not altering it at all.

Actually, I think "Don't tease me, bro!" would be a funnier shirt than the accurate shirts that have been made.

This means you'll miss my birthday, you prick.

That fucking bigot. Loving another man doesn't make you gay.

That's more than somebody would make for the same job here. How wages do irk me.

When has looking like a total fagmo ever been a detriment to getting women?