Nighthawk

Ha ha. I was just over on the secret board saying how I was a bit unhappy that you were the one backing me the hardest on Dethalbum as album of the year, cause your taste is a little weird. But then I said it was ok, cause we actually do share an affinity for way over the top metal. (By the way, I love Municipal Waste, my favorite description being "Sam Kinison fronting a thrash band") I closed with "I bet he likes Dragonforce too." Apparently I was off on that one.

Yeah, I'd think she'd look way worse if she was dead.

Occasionally 9th grade is included in middle school, but I don't think that's the issue.

He didn't make that rhetorical enough?

Ok, new champion.

I'm a bit less of a fag, but am still slowly re-growing a heart. I was watching some news footage of some Australian teens tormenting a retarded girl, like setting her hair on fire and pissing on her and so forth. A year ago I would have laughed hysterically, but now I find it sad and disturbing. What the hell happened to me? I could still slam my way through a dozen stories of drowning puppies, though.

Yes. Why is that the point of contention? I am, after all, 24. MM broke in 96, which would have put me in 7th or 8th grade. I can't remember which it was (probably 8th). That was the same year I had a girlfriend who looked exactly like Christina Ricci who I totally disowned when she told me she wanted a baby. Her name was also Christina, appropriately, but anything else is lost to the ages. I still remember her father's name, though... it was Donald. He should be sending me thank you cards for having enough sense not to impregnate his daughter. I loaned her half a dozen cds and a couple shirts which I never got back. I should track her down.

Wow, that "Summertime Blues" song was covered a lot. I only knew the versions by Blue Cheer and the Who.

Yeah, but you work in it. That's like the difference between watching porn and doing it. I dunno, maybe it's just me and the whole "Wrestling is the least of your worries." dynamic. But if you act ashamed of it, you're only playing into the stereotypes they hold (which, by the way, are largely true). Hobbies are like women, it's all about confidence.

People who are ashamed of liking wrestling suck. Nobody gives a shit. You have to quit defining yourself by what you watch. I like way stupider things than wrestling and will admit to it. You'd be surprised how little anyone cares.

Fuck you, Slayer.

One time in middle school I was wearing a Marilyn Manson shirt which had a three faced Jesus on it, and was told to turn it inside out because it was blasphemous. I retorted that that was the exact point, this was not a Christian school, and I was as free to express my Satanic beliefs as much as anyone else was their Christian ones. What a prick I was. It worked, though.

We all have equal say there.

Obviously you are unfamiliar with the works of Dave Chappelle.

It was pretty good. He sounded a little off, cause, you know, Clue has a pretty distinct voice, but it looked like him. Maybe he had a cold or something. Re: Arizona. It's way too hot. And what's there? Vegas is tourism defined, and Arizona doesn't even have gambling and whores. If you want to stay away from tourism, stay out of the desert, because obviously everything there is tourism or else nobody would ever go there. That goes for New Mexico too. Actually Arizona does have some nice natural stuff, Grand Canyon obviously, but it's the same as it looks on tv. Monument Valley, where they shot a bunch of John Wayne movies, but that's partially in Utah. Oh, go to Utah. That place is a trip. Lovely scenery, and Salt Lake City is laid out in a perfect square, with the Mormon temple in the middle, also worth seeing (the temple, that is). As Mormon as the place is, there's also a strong anti Mormon sentiment going around. There's lots of funny Mormon crap in the SLC airport, but of course that's total tourist bait.

I like the blue one.

So I was watching some beheading videos, and I noticed that in this one where they cut his head off real slow (I think cause the knife they used was too small), his screaming gets really high pitched at one point, like not human sounding, I guess when they're severing his windpipe or something. And it made me think of the part in Day of the Dead where the zombies rip the guys head right off his shoulders, and that same thing happens. I have to wonder how they knew that's what happens. Must have been a pretty well researched movie. On the subject of shock videos, the only thing I outright cannot watch is the chick stomping the kitten to death. Other animal cruelty videos I can watch, just not that one.

I wanted to go to that pretty bad. Shame money got kinda tight.

I would say if she does die, it won't be an overt suicide. She'll overdose, and it will be unclear whether or not it was intentional.

Aw, I feel bad for her. Please don't die, Britney. They shouldn't have included the umbrella thing with her crazy behavior, that was the sanest thing she did. Fucking vultures.

I did, actually. I wasn't like, on the list or anything, but I checked it out.

Don't tase me, bro! There's already a shirt for this. Motherfuckers work fast.

There are a lot of rides in Disneyland where you sit in a car. And no, I absolutely wouldn't recommend going to Austin of all places over NY or SF, but I was trying to give a wider range of places that are ok and aren't commonly thought of as touristy. I've never been to the statue of liberty in all my trips to NY either. That's my favorite thing to do as well, just walk around, take in the culture. Some touristy things are ok. I like Coney Island. And I'll go to the pizza places where there's an hour wait. And of course, living in the SF area, I never do the touristy things either. To me, there's nothing better than seeing crust punks vomit in the street and homeless guys with signs that say "fuck you pay me". Not to make my city sound like a cesspool, it's just that there's something for everyone.

Well, you're from a different country, so I'm going to have to say I don't know on this one.

He said he didn't want it to be touristy. It's an American city that isn't a shithole. That's good enough. As for LA, yeah it's a bunch of sprawl and a lot of other crap too. I look at LA and I see nothing worth liking.