Nighthawk

You know what it doesn't look like? Gillian Anderson. Then how did you know that was who it was supposed to be?

Tindersticks

But what if I've heard of him? Does he suck?

No, don't make it up. If you made it up your opinion is biased.

That wasn't funny. The time in the hardcore discussion folder when Captain of Outer Space said things about how I was bad and he wished I had children so he could stomp on their testicles so I could feel the pain he feels every day and I responded with a picture of Colonel Sanders was funny. Like that.

I feel that the new standard for saying whether or not something is funny should be that you must say something which is the same style of humor which you do think is funny and is better. If you can't, then it's not your place to decide.

Show me one of somebody getting horribly injured and we'll be friends.

I shaved my beard in favor of massive, Dr. Jekyl sideburns.

There was a movie about that. But it's not exactly a black and white issue. I mean, is sex physical or psychological?

The kind your parents give you. Yes, that's what it had to do with his post. They're both methods of inducing good behavior.

I think its so they can try and get the kids to act nice all year...I know that's the reason why I would do it if I was a parent. If the kids act like shit then they can get Kingsford and I can spend money meant for gifts on myself. I think I should start a discussion on spanking. I don't know why I quoted your post to say that. I think I was originally going to say something else and forgot. But yes, spanking. I bet I can make a lot of people look stupid.

That conflicts with a story you told earlier, filthy liar.

He didn't have a film career before Leonard because he'd never ventured into the medium, he was a headline standup and then crossed into TV, but he might have had a decent film career if Leonard hadn't been such a bomb How could you forget Mother, Jugs and Speed!

100% true story.

I had a drunk Santa with no pants show up to Christmas Eve one year.

They weren't, you know.

The time Yokozuna hit the Phoenix Splash off the boardwalk in the NYC Beach Brawl. I was like WHOA! I didn't know he could do that!

I'll see it... awn weed!

It's always a good idea to bring guns on an airplane.

I think I will genuinely answer these as well. Seeing as probably nobody else will, I have a chance to rig the awards, which I don't doubt Banders will carry out to the end. WORST SERIOUS THREAD OF THE YEAR: This one. WORST "FUNNY" THREAD OF THE YEAR: Agent of Oblivion are you really coming to Florida. SLIMIEST POSTER OF THE YEAR: IDrinkRatsMilk WIMPIEST POSTER OF THE YEAR: Agent of Oblivion BIGGEST NERD POSTER OF THE YEAR: Loss ANGLESAULT AWARD: MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR: Dames BIGGEST "TRIES TO BE COOL" POSTER OF THE YEAR: Incandenza MOST RETARDED POSTER OF THE YEAR: Ripper BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT OF THE YEAR: subliminal animal MOST EVIL POSTER OF THE YEAR: Downhome MOST PATHETIC POSTER: Zack Malibu BIGGEST BOARD IDIOT OF THE YEAR: CanadianChick POSTER YOU WOULD LEAST LIKE TO MEET IN REAL LIFE: Captain of Outer Space MOST HATED POSTER OF THE YEAR: IDrinkRatsMilk WORST POSTER OF THE YEAR: JSYK BANNED POSTER OF THE YEAR: MrRant MOST INFLUENTIAL POSTER OF THE YEAR: nl5xsk1 BEST SERIOUS THREAD OF THE YEAR: The Bible Is Literally True BEST FUNNY THREAD OF THE YEAR: The Bible Is Literally True POSTER YOU WOULD MOST LIKE TO MEET IN REAL LIFE: tritec BIGGEST EXPERT POSTER: MUSIC: y2jailbait BIGGEST EXPERT POSTER: MOVIES & TV: YouDaFoo BIGGEST EXPERT POSTER: WRESTLING: Agent of Oblivion BIGGEST EXPERT POSTER: STREET SMARTS/GENERAL: bob barron BIGGEST EXPERT POSTER: CURRENT EVENTS & WORLD NEWS: IDrinkRatsMilk MOST EASY TO TALK TO/FRIENDLIEST POSTER OF THE YEAR: subliminal animal COOLEST POSTER OF THE YEAR: IDrinkRatsMilk MOST IMPROVED POSTER OF THE YEAR: CWM SMARTEST POSTER OF THE YEAR: chaosrage MOST INTIMIDATING POSTER OF THE YEAR: Prince Paul MOST FUNNY POSTER OF THE YEAR: Corey Lazarus BEST FLAMER OF THE YEAR: Banky POSTER'S CHOICE: FAVORITE POSTER OF THE YEAR: Gheyme WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT YOU?: BOARD MVP: -iB- RENAISSANCE POSTER AWARD: BEST ALL-AROUNDER: Slovakia BEST POSTER OF THE YEAR: Sideburnious

Ha ha. I love you. Man. Bud Light.

Your mom.

I ran him off.