Nighthawk

It was in a chat once. I'm pretty sure it was you, but I suppose it might have been another Canadian.

Hm, I have never seen this, but based on Ripper's review, I think I will.

I will, man, I just have to pace myself.

They did that. Well, not that specifically, but the result was the same. It was called Soul Man.

spiny norman - The freshest impression I have of spiny is him getting bent out of shape about Banky running over cats. I'm not a big fan of people who can't take a joke, but he didn't harp on it too much. I haven't seen him around much lately other than that, but I'm familiar with him. He's pretty middle of the road. I believe he's Australian, so he was often on in the middle of the night like I used to be. Summary: Decent, but unspectacular. Grade: C+ DerangedHermit - Has quietly become one of my favorites here. Consistently funny without being abrasive about it, with enough serious discussion mixed in that it doesn't get irritating. We've never conversed that I know of, but his posts always interest me. Summary: Funny guy who doesn't take it too far. Grade: B+ treble charged - I don't know treble much directly, but I like his work. He came up with some of the funniest stuff during the old board invasions. He has been pretty funny here too, sometimes at his own expense, even though he's not really a joke poster here. He once recommended that I try poutine, which I did, and it was really good. So that's a plus. Summary: All around solid poster who I'm only casually acquainted with. Grade: A Papacita - Papacita's gangsta, so that's cool. He's been know for having a thing for Joanie Laurer, and I feel him on that one, cause a lot of people don't get my taste in women either. He seems like a solid contributer to all areas of the board, he's not really at the forefront of anything, but he's like, second tier all around. He's known for being good with graphics and such also, giving him a little extra bells and whistles as a poster. Summary: Good poster, not showing off about it. Grade: A-

Yes. They can still refer to you as Thumbtack. But I like the long version.

Yes, but not with those particular people.

As an aside, this thread is rather indicative of TSM as a whole. Squirtle does something, I steal it, alter it slightly and use it for my own devices, then everybody starts doing it. Happens every time.

Hit me up, dawg.

She was on about mental illness being fake or something of that nature. You got real broken up over it. I can understand.

Why do that when you could have just bought a shirt that said "Blow me"? They do make them, you know.

Well, you did.

Ah, relief. Now I can finish off the build up. IDrinkRatMilk - I find myself to be... whimsical. I'm like a shemale on Maury Povich, because I always keep you guessing. I'm a bastard. But I always amuse myself. Summary: A cartoon devil. Grade: Needs Improvement 'trane - He didn't directly ask, but close enough. Banky and myself have been closely associated on this board, not so much anymore, but he's still ok by me. We formed the Power Trip which everyone hated, although I contend that it just went over your heads. Even though he hasn't done it in a while, he was always good at stirring up trouble. Recently he seemed to be talking about his girlfriend way too much, so either he made her up or he couldn't believe he actually got one. Although you usually can't tell if he's legitimate or not, he will take things too seriously once in a while. I've seen him nearly reduced to tears by Marney. That was hard to watch. Always cool on aim and in chats. Summary: Banky the board persona and the real Banky are both cool by me. Grade: A Sandman9000 - Although it wound up being the sex thing I used as my gimmick, I also love violence. Sandman and I share a bond in this way. A while back he went on a suicidal tirade and had everyone fearing for his life. I thought it was great, very effective. He wasn't serious, or if he was, chose not to acknowledge it. Either way, it's ok with me. We've never really conversed directly, but I'm always interested in what he has to say. Summary: A sick bastard not unlike myself. Grade: F (that is what he wanted) Kotzenjunge - During his self proclaimed heyday, with The State and all that, I wasn't posting much or paying attention to anything really. So I only know post peak Kotz. He's cool with me. Originally he seemed like a second bananna to the Inc/Kinetic team, but he's got his own niche now. He and I share a hobby, mixing, and although I'm much better at it than him, I have love for my fellows in the scene. His stuff's not bad. Seems like maybe a guy who tries too hard in real life, but it works on here. We've chatted infrequently, he's been cool. Not long after the first time I talked to him on aim, I got high as hell and sent him this rambling, psychotic PM. He did not write me off as a complete wackjob afterwards, and I gotta respect that. Summary: Alright guy who apparently used to be better. Grade: B+ The Metal Maniac - He's another guy whose name I know, but I can't recall anything he said. Just judging by this post however, I like him. I like Eddie, and since I picture people as their avatars, he is theoretically the best poster here. His custom title is A Hurricane of Hate. I think that's rather catchy and I may use it for something myself. Ok, I looked at some of his posts. I know this dude. He's cool. Just apparently not distinctive enough for me to recognize him by name. Summary: Decent poster, lacks name recognition. Grade: B- Bonus grade: FrigidSoul - No synopsis, cause he didn't ask, but he has his lips firmly attatched to my ass, so I give him an A.

You cocksuckers better get the fuck out of my thread. Start your own called "Bitch asses slap fighting." I bet it gets into classics.

Well, there's no post counts here. Yes, it was a gimmick that asks for me. It's ok, the real reason I started it was I have nothing to do and I knew it would be extremely popular.

Well, my strategy was to punch somebody in the arm. I don't pretend that it was skill.

Very rarely. I'll try to start getting on more often.

I did it to irritate Squirtle for not grading me.

Me too, dogg.

Are you guys proud of yourselves? I mean, I don't care, but this is like a sterotypical example of what someone like what Rant was describing would say. It's fine if you practice and get good, but don't act like someone is a loser for sucking at video games.

Probably. Yeah, you're right, we did want them. It was the second incarnation where I came to the board and was already a mod.

Bring Back Charlie Ward - Bring Back Charlie Ward is really a terrible name. As you may or may not know, I usually like the posters which everyone else hates, because they bring about much humorous bitching. BBCW is an exception, because he's really not that bad. He just seems like a kid who talks too much, he's no Eagan. He does have his own sort of childish irritance though. He seems like someone whose best friends are his cousins. Recently refused to say nigger because he was afraid he would get in trouble. Has made many quotes in this thread, so fuck that. I don't hate BBCW, but I might knock his books out of his hand if we were in school together. Summary: Milhouse Grade: D Munky - Munky started out on a bad foot because his name is Korn related. My immediate reaction was "Who's this dumbass?" But surprisingly enough, I kinda like him. I've seen him be entertaining and he has said anything really stupid that I've noticed. He's just not that visable yet. And he apparently does like Korn, which usually doesn't bode well, but so far so good. Summary: Decent poster with a bad name and room for advancement. Grade: B- Youth N Asia - He and Corey Laz both used to have Mikey Whipwreck avatars, and I confused them constantly. He now has a Shield avatar, a show which I like a lot, so that's good. Now that I can tell the difference, YnA is one of the more prominant posters to often fade into the background. I know his posts will usually be worthwhile, but not always memorable. He's like that kid from Seinfeld... Not showing off. Not falling behind. He's a little effeminate, but not gay. Seemed to be posting too much in a recent thread about Stephen King. Summary: One of the solid if slightly unremarkable posters holding up TSM. Grade: B- MrRant - This may shock you, but Rant is one of my favorite posters here, and one of a very few I could see myself knowing in real life. Perfect Strangers indeed. He hates hippys and PETA, so that's a big plus. Rant has a similar sense of humor to mine. He's always been cool on aim and causong havoc at D12world and so forth. He has succesfully created other boards, so he's a step over CWM in that area. I only wish I had the time to post at them. Summary: Cool guy. Grade: A+, the + for the invasion fun. Kingofthe909 - Now I was was gonna give him a B. See my grade of BBCW. 909 is a poster that everyone hates who actually does get them riled up. Recently I was in some thread, and somebody was just posting normally, and 909 comes in all "Shut the fuck up, bitch. Fuck you." and they were like "The fuck?" and he was like "I didn't like the attitude." It was just out of nowhere. That's awesome. But now I see a bunch of quotes in this thread with is and BBCW's names on them. So I'm bumping you. Summary: Quoting bastard. Grade: C-

Sorry matey, I only rate somebody who asks to be rated themselves. I have to maintain some distinction between this and the other thread. You got your wish with CWM, but Mole will have to ask himself. I will rate myself, however. Because I asked myself to.

Vitamin X - Now, I don't remember exactly, but I think Vitamin X and I exchanged a couple PMs a while ago about the existence of good and evil. It was interesting. However, I'm not sure if it was actually him or somebody else, which shows he hasn't done much to garner my attention since. I did a search for his posts and they were almost all in the oaoast. That's bad. So Summary: This is a guy who can hold a decent conversation but chooses not to. Grade: C+, unless if wasn't him I talked to before, in which case I'll have to give him a D. CWM - CWM wanted a good dissection, so this will be a special, extra negative grading. He has been perhaps best known for his terrible grammar and spelling, and his former tendency to multipost, which is probably not the best thing to build your name on. Had a laughably stereotypical occupation. He will sometimes post something which doesn't go over well, and then try to claim that he didn't really mean it. The thought of him as a father is frankly frightening. Has said that he tried heroin and didn't like it. Is a drug dealer. Has lorded credit for the famous gnome pranks, when it was in fact Kinetic's idea. Has tried and failed several times to start his own message board (he made me a mod at one of them without knowledge, assuming I would be interested). Did not invite me to his next failed board. Is autistic and brings it up frequently, often calling himself retarded. Calls Angleplex a friend, yet belittles and mocks him constantly. Likes to call people on message boards by their first name, sometimes getting it wrong. Summary: If I had to pick one person to be TSM personified, it would be Anglesault. But after that, CWM. In spite of all that, he's a good guy. He knows we're cool. Grade: B Dutch - Dutch seems to be built among all the boards in this circle, most of which I don't go to. So I don't know him as well as I could. He wanted to be graded by Squirtle too much. Used to have a not very funny comic strip in his sig. Hosted some pictures I made for UGS once, that was good. Dutch to me is a guy from another board, easily the most well known poster I know practically nothing about. But he really wanted to be graded, and I don't want to let him down, so I'll just call him an asshole. You suck, Dutch. Summary: Pirate ghost. Grade: D Dids - If you haven't seen Dids picture in Kinetic's thread about getting laid, you owe it to yourself. He looks awesome. A fat white guy in pimp gear never gets old. Seems like Dids is a new arrival, I haven't ever noticed him before, but maybe his picture made me start to keep an eye out. He seems alright, just not loose enough, which nobody is when they first start here. Dids has a good enough head on his shoulders, he's just too structured when he makes fun of somebody. Same thing as Jingus used to do, and what was that other guy's name? ... fk teale Summary: Fat white pimp. Grade: B-

dynamite1980 - Posts mostly about wrestling from what I can tell, of which I am a casual observer. I have noticed him from time to time, however. Seems like a decent enough guy. Two of the times I noticed him, he was posting pictures of cartoon characters, something which irritates me easily, but they were appropriate enough that it didn't, so that's good. Summary: I guy I noticed only a handful of times, but walked a fine line and came out on top. Grade: C NY Untouchable - In a recent thread about a riddle, came up with one the most ridiculous responses I could imagine (about someone's nickname being 'Golden Gate') It struck me as hilarious, but I don't know if that's good or bad. Ripped on DeathFromAbove pretty well recently, I always admire that. He's just starting to enter my radar, and was funny more than once. Summary: New (to me, I don't know how long he's actually been here) guy who shows promise. Grade: C+, maybe a B- Nevermortal - Recently got a quote in my sig, which I haven't done in a long time. His reformation thing was good. He's good in the music folder. I've always found him entertaining, actually. There's a couple people similar to him, but he's managed to work out his own style. I have nothing bad to say. Summary: Top tier poster. Grade: A FrozenBlockofPiss - Pretty funny, if not always terribly original. Solidly fits into the "TSM Funny Guy" mold, but his quirky bizarro style (evidenced by his charming cats, among other things) allows him to stand out. A while back, Banky, Prince Paul and myself were sort of associated, and Piss seemed to have taken my place. Being an upgraded version of me is always good. Summary: Good poster all around. He made me a custom cat picture which would bump his grade up to A+, but I occasionally confuse him with The Czech Republic, so I'll have to only give him Grade: A