Nighthawk

Sorry! But I think you guys are suckas for not taking your directors right out of the gate. The pool is much smaller. But I do think the directors/actors ratio makes this one of the more interesting drafts to come up long after I thought the concept was dead (proved me wrong!).

My nigga!

This is the thing about sucking cock... It's like falling in love. It just doesn't make sense. For example, an old girlfriend of mine told me that sucking cock was boring, but she liked to imagine that guys fantasized about eating girls out. Plus, the first time I ever blew a guy, the guy came so hard he passed out, and the second time, the guy forced me to stop because it was too intense. Meaning? I can suck a cock better than anyone in the world. And I wasn't even trying. That 13 year old that I fucked blew me so bad that I actually started to lose my hard on. I literally cannot conceive of a way to suck a cock bad, but it just happens. So blowjobs are like the blues. You just gotta feel it.

I find your use of the term "African American" racist.

Stanley Kubrick

Hm, yeah.

This is just wrong. You've been away too long.

There's a relevant Simpsons quote here... "I don't get it." "Dad, the zebra didn't do it, it's just a word at the end of the dictionary." "I don't get it." "It's just a joke." "Oh, I get jokes! HA HA HA!"

Where is this? Every one that I've ever used requires you to present your ID to an employee. Sometimes, that means standing around for a minute or two waiting on the employee to finish helping somebody else while the people behind me groan impatiently. Yeah, me no like. Oh, and this is at the Lucky up the street from me in Hayward. Pretty ghetto. Actually this is generally in off peak hours, where the employee stands at a terminal and oks stuff with a keypad, and it is also a neighborhood store and most of the employees know me by sight, so that may have something to do with it. But I have seen other people do it too.

YES!

Yeah. Despite my posting persona, I'm actually extremely sensitive in real life, and thus very easily manipulated by such things, but black people just piss me off. Genuine oppression, though, breaks my heart. And I would still not trade being a white man for anything. That right there, just by itself, is really fucking sweet. It's like Antz. We're the Lords of the Earth!

I've only heard one song of theirs, I guess it was that one hit they had. But I liked it ok. I actually like a lot of 90s one hit wonder singles. I should make a comp.

Here Come the The Blues Train a-Comin Blues...

Three kids in one room? What are you, Mexican?

Self checkout here actually lets you buy beer no questions asked. Not hard stuff, though.

Fuck you.

They did, they just told them not to let you know about it.

OH MY FUCKING GOD! YouDaFoo is - no bullshit - my favorite poster ever (besides Leena). I... I love you, man.

Ah, Sarasota County... much as I love living in the Bay Area, there's a part of me that will always pine for Florida. The only place in the world that may fit me better than San Francisco.

I'm a big fan of vintage erotica. Like this guy also is...

I never liked Bob Dylan until I learned about him as a person, via the movie I'm Not There and then the documentary No Direction Home.

Man, that part where he barrel rolls the car and deflects the bomb onto the crane? That is seriously one of my favorite action bits ever, and I live for shit like that.

Whoa-ho, you did not smile! We eat for free. Come on, Shoshanna.

Dicks.

Hurm. ^ I think that's a pretty beautiful song, actually. Mainly what I've been listening to lately is forgotten one hit wonders from the 60s and crusty grindcore. That "Master Jack" song I first heard at work. I work in a thrift store, and the music there is absolutely phenomenal. Several people have seriously told me they shop there specifically for the music.