Nighthawk

I can freestyle ok in a technical sense, but the problem is 90% of the time it turns really gay. I don't plan it that way, my words just turn to ass fucking of their own accord.

There's a poster named Bobafett? Or are we talking about the movie characters?

Issey Sagawa, I think.

Thank you, sir.

I can't argue with any word that has "chave" and "sex" in it. How about "superchavecalifragisexy"

Don't go messin with God's America.

I'd like to find a site like that, only all self mutilation. There'd be a rivalry to see who can get slashed up the worst, and somebody would fuck up and kill themselves.

Suit yourself. The second one you saw was the worst one though.

I met Chevy Chase once... and he was indeed a prick.

That's actually lifted from a larger series. You can see the whole thing here

Both of you oughta stop with the epistles.

You wrote a paper about masturbation and you can't even spell it?

I don't know how Nimrod became an insult. He was a great king.

Going to school and working isn't having a life, it's just going to school and working.

I predict within a month, everyone will start liking my dick. I call it 'The Johnson Effect'.

Oh ok, I didn't even know we were doing that. Or did I?

Eminem 1. Are you male or female? Superman 2. Describe yourself: Role Model 3. How do some people feel about you? Bad Meets Evil 4. How do you feel about yourself? Criminal 5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest: Bitch 6. Where would you rather be? Rock Bottom 7. Describe what you want to be: Just Don't Give A Fuck 8. Describe how you live: Under the Influence 9. Describe how you love: Til I Collapse 10. Share a few words of wisdom: Run Rabbit Run

555-PAIN What was the number for Marvin Monroe's Family Therapy Center?

Maybe we should turn this into a game. I tore it up the last time we did that. Answer one and ask another. How old is Mr. Burns'mother?

I was under the impression that fasting was unhealthy. I thought it denied your body the vitamins and such it needed to keep you healthy. That's why they say never skip a meal. Always eat Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. Maybe it is, but it works well. I don't suppose you'd want to do it all the time. If you're of a religious persuasion, you can use it for that too. If you want to beat the Biblical records, Jesus did it for 40 days, and Moses for 80 days.

I dug the shit out of it, this is good news to me.

Game was a bitch, but he was MY bitch.

Fast. You will get rid of the gut, and pretty quickly. Just remember to eat sensibly when you start again.

The tattoo maybe?

The BWP could almost be a new genre, interactive horror. The most common thing I hear by people who were frightened by it, is that they were scared by the reality of it, either thinking it was actually found footage, or believing in the mythos that surrounded the story. And that's actually why I like it, it's operating on levels beyond what you see on the screen, the movie was one part of a larger "project" for lack of a better word, which involved the advertising, the story of three kids getting lost, and the invention of the Blair Witch as a rural legend, all of which made lots of money at a very low cost. I admire the ambition behind that. I might even call it a descendant of William Castle's work (skeletons on wires in the theater, buzzers on the seats, life insurance being sold in the lobby, etc)