Nighthawk

I suggested this years ago.

It's between 70 and 90 here 365 days a year. I was in Sacramento a couple weeks ago, it was fuckin hot.

The random outburst for this thread is taken.

You gotta be like me, cause Banky and I are about a half step away from BUTT buddies, but I'm distinctive enough to maintain my integrity.

I think I might change my name to Tigger.

Once my popularity wanes, I'll bring it back. I'm smooth like that.

You can worship me. Just take a number and move to your left.

This is it for the night, time to settle the score Gonna lay it down quick for the last encore Banky is pretty cool, I guess Don't make me his tool, but I digress He's God, and I'm Satan I'm not impressed by your hatin You want to take me on again, I'll be waitin But before I go, I'm feeling loquacious And rapacious, you tried to disgrace us But I'm about to get voracious You need to quit actin sanctimonious I'm smoother than Thelonious Monk, I got crunk on your ass Now I'm gonna get eloquent Your style is crusty, my style is elegant Call me Professor cause I'm sophisticated You don't even realize what you instigated I'm educated, you're riding the short bus Now take out your safety pencil and a circle of paper My rhymes are Excalibur, you're coming at me with a stapler I've had enougha your histrionics The balance is shifting like plate tectonics I'll say it once more, cause I know you're cynical TSM is out, UGS is the pinnacle

You're backtracking quicker than a scientologist I'm backpacking on your ass like an archaeologist Too late to save face, you showed your true color It was pink like a pussy, your raps keep gettin duller I don't even know why I bother to own you Already look like such a bitch your mama disowned you Tellin Banky to phone you, then comin back like a punk You're a chump, a bitch, your style is ugly Now excuse while your mom and I get snugly Already said if you ever met me you'd be shakin I smoked your fat ass like a pound of bacon Don't even bother with your lame ass retorts I made you a boy scout, you look cute in them shorts

Boo. Dames refuses to mention me by name and gives credit to New Me for MY cock thread. Dames isn't down with the scene, in the dog eat dog underworld of battle rapping, that makes you the world's biggest bitch.

I knew it... Dames can't take the heat Get the fuck out the kitchen Got his punk ass beat, he can't stop the bitchin UGS has got Dames in distress He wears a dress, but it's cool cause he's a damsel We been eatin him up like Hansel And Gretel, it's heavy like metal And we got to settle for a cop out Dames is a bitch, we got his ass locked out

Professor Murda in this muthafucka I'm the professor emeritus and I be takin care a this bitch named Damian he'll never be the same again I'll probe his ass like an alien I'm nailing in his coffin then I'm gonna be doffin' my cap, and it's like that I violate his ass with a baseball bat flat on his back, he's short and fat it's 2 oclock... do you know where the Dames is at? at my house (doin what?) suckin my cock he's a crock like Betty and I'm making him sweaty cause I'm cruising like Eddie and he's stuck in traffic always gettin his ass kicked made him my bitch and he's a bastid BEEYOTCH!

I beat Dames in a rap off, no matter what he says.

That's some straight up bullshit. You just kept making Mortal Kombat references, I ate you man.

One time I beat an entire D12 board in a rap off. New Me was there, he saw it.

Yeah Dames' innocence, my rhymes would violate him so badly I'd pop his cherry. That, and if you win my cock thread goes in the classics folder.

Have that rap off, but put something at stake.

This is the gayest thread ever.

Hey everybody, it was me Dames forced to change the avatar. Now revolt in sympathy.

I can't belive you started a thread about shoes. You're losing your marbles, son. You should be happy I started it here and not at that other board.

Yes, but you aren't supposed to like it, you're supposed to buy it. As long as people spend money on it, it will be done.

Not as gay as you are, though.

Does the first season of Upright Citizens Brigade have the "Abominable Snow Gimp" sketch? I think that was season 2. Not 100% on it though.

I did that as well, and Bret "Shitman" Fart was always a favorite.

A vibrator is worse than porn.