Nighthawk

Just don't bite it.

I'm backing the Aliens. Predators are merely cool characters, Aliens have the whole gothic/Geiger thing going for them as well.

We'd put the fun back in dysfunctional. Perfect Strangers 2K3.

There's lots of them... beer, hooting at passing women, crack exposed, etc.

You're fucking wrong, man. Dead wrong. Evil Dead The Exorcist Friday the 13th (choice) Halloween (choice) Night of the Living Dead The Shining Psycho (1960) Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Rub the clit? now THAT was hot. ya, it was... I didn't want to be the first one to say it cause it would have had less impact

The beard is more the construction cliche than the fat cliche, although to get the full construction worker effect, you need both the gut and the beard.

I guess you haven't met the apes. It's a dmx reference.

Nah, still with us. Still working construction, with a huge gut and beard, he's a walking stereotype.

Nah, you'll be yelling his name from under his window in the rain.

Yo ho ho is my signature pick up line. I get threesomes with it.

Round where I lived, the 39 cent cheeseburgers were limit 20. I remember cause my dad would buy 20, I'd eat one or two, and he'd finish the bag. The man could eat.

Oh, how I dig the syntax.

How about we pack em in a condom and stick it up your ass.

Assault.

Beware, or the semen will be all over your ass, brother.

We used to sing Chicken Huntin in jail. It wasn't a chain gang, but we sung like it was.

I'd like to bite the head off a chicken before I die.

I'm sure he's smiling down on you from heaven.

They any good? Better than The Four Skins? Pretty good, yeah. Never really heard The Four Skins.

I believe it's penis foreskin scum. It's also an experimental avant-psychedelica band.

That looks like the skull of Ronald Reagan.

I know I would.

I know you're telling lies... but you really should have done that. Boba Fett died like a bitch though.

You met him? Fuck off, you're never told me that. Yeah, I met a few famous people cause I used to work in really rich parts of southern Cali. The rule is generally don't bother celebrities on their home turf, they're just trying to live their lives, but I saw Chevy in a bookstore, we made eye contact, and I said "Hey, how's it going?" He turned away and didn't say anything. It's not like I asked for his autograph or something. Other pricks: Tom Selleck, Steven Spielberg Class acts: Schwarzenegger, Tom Hanks