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Nighthawk

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  1. Nothing to Lose was good. Blue Streak owes itself to Dave Chapelle.
  2. IDRM, now under my new name, which is taken from Mr. Show, but it's also an alias I use in my backyard musical career.
  3. I agree, this a must see now.
  4. Thanks.
  5. Today I'm smoking the Camels exotic blend Izmir Stingers. They have a mild fruity aftertaste, but otherwise taste pretty normal. According to the box, they're supposed to complement your cocktail, highball, or favorite shot, and I'm not much of a drinker, so I don't know.
  6. Fight Tyson Starring the parents Farts Osama Eyes and nipples fat chick inseminate skunks one of my own: would you rather slide down a bannister that suddenly and without warning turns into a razor blade OR cause the death of a thousand people on the other side of the world that you will never see
  7. No, I want Professor Murder. It's one of my working names, I reserve the right to use it.
  8. Maybe so, but it's old... Professor Murder is where it's at.
  9. After some deliberation, I would like my name changed to: Professor Murder Thanks in advance.
  10. If nothing else, your stomach can burst. It's happened to people before, though usually from a combination of food and soda.
  11. I'm beyond prime. I just exist.
  12. Well, it's a good movie anyway.
  13. It's a fair list. However, I say Dirty Work.
  14. I like it, because Banky and CWM are my boys and you know I'll be getting the hook up.
  15. Hell, I'm not gay and I might smack that ass for a million. For a million dollars I'd toss Scott Keith's salad in front of my parents.
  16. Sit On It
  17. I saw that movie in theatres. Imagine a movie theatre with 200 people in it watching a comedy and nobody laughing, not even chuckling or smirks. The same thing happened at Mousetrap which I don't think Nathan Lane should be ashamed of since his film career isn't that good to begin with. That was actually called Mouse Hunt. Christopher Walken was in it too, and he should be ashamed. And for Joe Dirt, probably, although I kinda liked that one.
  18. He's somewhat well know, that's enough. Not exactly the coolest thing to be known for, but he's a published author, somebody will fuck him.
  19. Kazaa. I'd tell you what it was called, but I've renamed the file since then. You can probably find it searching for some combination of "head in pussy"
  20. Her star athlete, big man on campus boyfriend is inferior to the disabled guy.
  21. I've got a video of a guy sticking his whole head in a vagina.
  22. DeNiro's performance wasn't great, he was too DeNiroish. I'm going to say that I like Howard the Duck and Funny Farm as well. And Once Bitten. As vampire movies go, that was as good as Blacula, and probably better than the Dracula with Gary Oldman. Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey should be ashamed of Under Siege. I like the movie, actually... but it was below them both.
  23. Haven't there been other Bonds besides James in the book continuity?
  24. (0)(0) ^ tits
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