Boner Kawanger

I'm pretty scared that the portrayal of the Jonases was pretty much accurate. Everyone's right, this was one of the best episodes in a while (not that I'm the type to decry their efforts with any of the latest episodes). It made the bra scene in The Simpsons Movie look totally pussified. I can't believe they got away with calling him "Mickey" at the end after referring to him as "Mister Mouse" for the rest of the episode. It makes me think that a look into the South Park lawyers' dealing would be mildly fascinating, especially after Imaginationland.

If you watch pro wrestling.

It's Piper. He's doing the "I love you" hand sign/pose he stole from Snuka

I really liked how Rudd and Elizabeth Banks were already a couple at the start. Having seen the previews, I had assumed that she would be the object of his affections for him to win in the end. Sure, it wasn't that much different, but I enjoyed the change. Great movie. I've gotta go back and watch it again because I missed the entire camping sequence.

I want to see Rey and Bourne against Miz and Morrison. Forget the Colons; they should just unify the belts on Raw and build to this match.

Venk? Venk! Veeeeenk!

What are you even talking about?

I really think spoiler tags are irrelevant since they insisted on detailing the changed ending for promotional matters. Oh, yeah, dubq reminded me of my least least least favorite part: giving the "Nothing ever ends" line to Laurie and making it positively upbeat in comparison to the book. And would anyone else agree that preserving the ending with the journal was completely pointless since no one outside of a comic reader would recognize the New Frontiersman staffer in the smiley shirt?

For whatever kind of soul destroying monster Cthtulu is supposed to be, there sure are a lot of cute toys made in its honor.

Because then Batista wouldn't invite him to his world famous shirtless parties.

Yes. It seems to have had an adverse effect on your writing. Time to edit your post! Let This Be a Lesson: Never pursue a career in academia. Too late for me. Time to kill myself I guess.

It seems to be the opinion of the studios that it was serious.

Yes. It seems to have had an adverse effect on your writing. Time to edit your post!

Yeah. I saw it at Dark Horizons, and they noted that rebooting the Hulk only led to an extra $17 million or some other un-notable number. F4 coming off two episodic movies and getting immediately rebooted might not make much more, if not less, of a difference than that. You know, I don't think I've watched either F4 movie from beginning to end, but I kinda like the cast, even if Jules McMahon, a decision I was excited about before they started filming, made for a disappointing Doc Doom. And of course, Latin girls with blond hair look like cheap whores, according to comics' own John Byrne.

Bah. XVII (that's right, I don't say "X7". I'm a loner, Venky. A rebel.) is the only Mania I care about this month. EDIT-Part 2 of the Stars of Mania doesn't have the Foley/Edge match advertised in the summary.

From Clash XXX I got the Stars of Mania video, Mania 1, and ECW in today's update. Were there not any new Shorties or anything? I feel like I'm missing something.

Random super hero movie news: Alexander Skarsgård ("True Blood") is in talks to play Thor while Josh Hartnett is in the running to play Loki. I guess with HHH getting arrested, they want to distance themselves from him... Meanwhile, despite the two movies being marginally successful, Fox is looking into rebooting Fantastic Four and serious-ing things up due to the prosperity of Iron Man and The Dark Knight.

I heard about it. He came off as a decent advocate for legalization according to my roommate. EDIT-I'm watching Jericho/Michaels from WM XIX and King, of course, drops a "vintage Shawn Michaels". This line has definitely been around for a while, so what caused this recent online backlash? Is it just due to Michael Cole's crappiness enveloping every word he says?

Orton's hanging out with you, picking up the pro tips from you. I didn't want to cover up the ugly one.

I remember being genuinely surprised.

I was replying to him as the character, idiot.

I hope that's what he does for his special WM entrance, complete with trenchcoat and fedora. "The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...and I'll look down and whisper "BOOYAKA BOOYAKA 6-1-9!" "I see. And, uh, what split the, uh..the dog's head. In half." "I did." "VINTAGE REY MYSTERIO!"

I was thinking of changing my name to Mayor Clarence Royce... SHEE-IT!!