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Just have the show open with Vince in a tuxedo in the ring and he can say "And welcome....to WrestleMania TWENNNNNTY!".

February 15, 1999 Jeff Jarrett & Debra NC D’Lo Brown & Ivory Val Venis def. Billy Gunn; IC Title Match Kane & Shane McMahon def. Triple H & X-Pac; Shane pinned X-Pac to win the European Title Bob Holly def. Steve Blackman Ken Sharmock, Big Bossman, & Test NC Acolytes & Mideon The Rock def. Mankind in a Ladder Match to win the WWF World Title I was there. Thanks for keeping this alive, by the way.

I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER buy USED TIGHTS from DUSTY RHODES.

I think that's a Gorilla Monsoon thing...

Hell, I'll admit it. I would.

A principal a few cities over got arrested for possession of crack. No accident there. Alabama principals are badass druggies.

Neeson as Ra's? Interesting...Ineed some time to think this one through. Great actor, but can he pull it off?

Eddy gives the Frog Splash Hopefully, Brock destroys Bill at WM. How about Eddy cheats behind Brock's back, pissing Brock off. Eddy fingers Goldberg, who is just eyeing Lesnar from his seat. Brock snaps, takes off after Goldberg, allowing Eddy to cheat some more and get an advantage. Instead of Goldberg straight up interferring, Eddy uses him to throw Brock off of his game. This, of course, only makes Eddy, the next WWE Champion, look good, so nevermind.

The Simpsons Coming To A Theatre Near You At An Indeterminable Date We're Guessing Going By The Same Interview These People Have Been Giving For The Past Five Years... I'd be thrilled if The Simpsons was still good. I'm more excited about the Family Guy DTV project.

For a bunch of people who don't live in Puritan New England, we sure do say "Stop the witch hunt" alot...

How convenient...she's out of the spotlight for about a month and THEN decides to file a lawsuit. Touche, Ms. Hilton.

So when does he die? Oops. That should say Pa dies. My bad.

Matt rhymes with mat!

Pre-Crisis: Pa dies. Post-Crisis (today's continuity): Pa Kent is still alive. I wish I watched Smallville reguarly.

Mandy Moore is actually the least "bimbotic" of the current crop of girlie, whore-ish pop singers.

Alright, Squirtle, where the hell is Incandenza?

Alright, I marked out for Show pushing everyone down and Cena standing up to him as soon as he got in the ring. Those were actually two great moments.

He's, like, halfway to 1,000, man.

I know a guy that smoked oregeno and tried to act high afterwards. Next week, I'm hiding a video camera or two in my friend Sam's house. Now Sam has two things that will make this funny: A huge anger management problem and around 350 DVDs. He also never locks his door. So while someone gets him out of the house, we're going to hide the DVDs and film his reaction. Gold.

I don't even know where to begin.

*Regains conciousness* Someone's sig here is triggering one of those annoying password boxes, in case you want to change that and same us some grief.

I think I love you.

USA Weekend Box-Office Estimates 1/23-1/25 Rank Title Weekend Total Gross 1 Butterfly Effect, The (2004) 17.1m 17.1m 2 Along Came Polly (2004) 16.6m 53.5m 3 Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! (2004) 7.5m 7.5m 4 Big Fish (2003) 7.3m 49.1m 5 Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003) 6.9m 337.0m 6 Cheaper by the Dozen (2003) 6.6m 122.0m 7 Cold Mountain (2003) 5.3m 72.9m 8 Torque (2004) 4.4m 17.2m 9 Something's Gotta Give (2003) 4.1m 107.0m 10 Mystic River (2003) 3.1m 58.5m The Butterfly Effect barely edges out the competition and ROTK hangs on to its spot in the top ten. Discuss if necessary.

No Way Out is a SmackDown PPV, so they'll just do it at the next big RAW instead.

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