Boner Kawanger

I think they had one similar to that for the 2001 Rumble.

Watching this, I found it funny that, if you go back five years and tell someone "Mad TV is still around, but WCW isn't.", would be one of the more shocking things you could hear in 1999.

Nevermind, Steviekick does better. || || \/

I'm afraid doing the Rumble intro would confuse Vince, as he wouldn't recognize guys like Tajiri. Seriously though, I'd love one. Its one of the many reasons as to why the Rumble is my favorite WWF/WWE event.

Chave X: Chave in Space And Chave 2004: Chave vs. Eddy Guerrero for those who remember my Head Injury SmackDown Spoilers.

I believe its all of the NES/GB games, plus some extra Japanese games and unlockable artwork.

Heard of it from a tour Our Lady Peace and some other Canadian groups were on. From everything else I've heard (including a mention in TV Guide), I was interested. Are these DVDs availible in the states or would I have to special order them?

Happy to hear it. I never had the chance to express my grief or warm wishes in your other thread because that's something I'm never good at, but regardless, I'm happy to hear you're back up and full of piss and vinegar and ready to provide us with a live report of any WWE show that comes within four hundred miles of your home.

Forgot to mention, I found out why they didn't keep me from Cody. He and I got to be good friends from working together and putting up with the same stupid people. I'm not too bent out on the whole thing to complain to anyone. I just found the entire situation so vexxing and whatnot that I had to share it. See, I'm the type of person whose feathers get entirely too ruffled over little mindbending things. Thus this little playlet is leading to some funny outbursts over on my little side of the (real) world.

Alright, I didn't go around flouting this story or anything for a while because I thought nothing of it. Until today, when things got interesting. And by interesting, I mean "insanely fucked up". Let's begin. A few years ago, a Sam Goody opened about three minutes from my house. Since stores like Best Buy are a thirty minute drive away, I rejoiced and became a regular customer. I was promised a job there one day. I was in no hurry. Besides, I had the name out there. They all knew me. Then in August, a friend of mine gets a permanent job there out of nowhere. I find it weird that I never knew they were hiring, but he needed the job to pay for his car and everything, so again, I'm laid back. Then in October, he lets me in on the fact that they're going to hire some help for the holidays. He gets me an interview. I land the job, along with six other people, three of which I know. My friend also lets me know that they're going to keep on one person permanently. Let's look at the competition. Some Woman: She quits and I never met her. Eddie: Independent wrestler. I'm not kidding. Nice guy, though. Cody: I go to school with him. He was fired from his last job for sleeping on bags of dog food. Jimmy: I go to school with him. He's a drunken pothead with no sense whatsoever. And then, there was Frank. My arch-enemy. Annoying. Loud. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. He hates me because I fired him from a play we were doing in Theatre for popping pills in the audience and getting on everyone's nerves instead of rehearsing, which earned him three zeroes. Franklin is stupid, by the way. So I think I've got it in the bag. After a month or so of work, I learn that somehow Frank sells more than anyone else that works there and is probably keeping the job. Then I learn his secrets: First, while I work the register, they send him out on the floor with one purpose: sell five dollar calendars. Wowzers. The big holiday item, and I don't get to sell one because anyone checking out already has one or has heard enough from Frank to not want one. And then they put us both on the floor. I'm working video games, and we're keeping up with who can sell accessories. Frank is working in DVDs, on the other side of the store. While I go to get someone a memory card, Frank walks all the way over to my side and chats with the customer for a few minutes, and then claims my sale. Even though he's not supposed to be over there. No one else but me thinks this is odd. By December, I'm fed up. I'm not the jealous, petty type, but this whole situation just irked me. I decide that in the slight chance I'm asked to stay on, I refuse on principles alone. So of course, by January, I get my last paycheck while Frank and Cody stay on. Then I find out why. The one reason I didn't keep the job. I didn't talk to the people that work there enough. Because I was doing my job. Imagine, if you will, being told to work in the video game section. To impress your supervisor, do you... A)Stay over there, help any customers, and keep things organized? or B)Walk around the store and make chitchat with the employees and your friends that come in? Well, obviously, I was wrong in doing I thought was my, you know, job. This whole situation vexes me.

If you want to get really technical, he is "Dude/Guy Warrior". Dude Warrior? That is BEGGING for a RRRism. We can only hope.

If you want to get really technical, he is "Dude/Guy Warrior".

I don't really see the importance of the HHH/HBK vs. LOD match.

Nope...last year was 90 seconds. My mistake.

I come for the forums and stay for Jay Spree. And now that I hardly watch wrestling, the recaps have become more than just something to glance over for me.

I like ABOBO. I didn't like Johnson. I like Sass. I love this thread. Classic-ize it for historical purposes. That way, if a new poster that actually possesses some intelligence comes in months from now and someone names Mr. J, we can direct them to the thread where it all came to a head for Just J.

I'm not sure he's still attached.

I thought it was two minutes last year.

????? Just because half the world hates him doesn't mean he didn't work hard to being the best he could. I mean, wrestling with one legged is pretty hard, so he kinda earned it. But they also ranked him number two in the Most Embarassing Wrestler section, which kinda negates the "prestigious" Rookie of the Year honor.

What was his idea for the final ending? Are you saying there was a 3rd one that was never shot? I think they're talking about the "Water Hand" ending. Its an easter egg on disc 2. Well, a discussion of it and storyboards. It was never filmed.

When'd you get back? I mean, holy crap and whatnot. I'm not sure there ARE any uncut matches or even any extras to speak of.

Well, I don't understand Canadians OR women, but I like you anyways, CC. Happy happy and all that crap.

Mr. Perfect's theme was called "Exodus", a most fitting name for entrance music.

The Steiner Screwdriver...a move only the real Scott Steiner could pull off.

When frustrated and/or confused, I pull out "What the hell does that mean? I don't even know what the hell that means!" from Big Trouble in Little China.