Boner Kawanger

This is what I imagine life will be like after posting nothing but gifs on this page:

It's a Zach Snyder gif. NOTHING BUTS GIFS ON THIS PAGE ALL ABOARD

I can't tell if YnA picked up on it or not, so I was just clarifying for him. I wouldn't have got it if it wasn't for It's Always Sunny.

He had been huffing silver spray paint with homeless people.

This is a dream come true.

That's the most horrible part of this alternate timeline. Worse than Nixon. My Chemical Romance....hurm.

That's what I would have guessed if the movie and soundtrack didn't span from the 40s to the 80s

As much as I love comics, I could never get into Watchmen. I read it. I got it. I think some fat kid stole it from my house in high school. Regardless, I'd rather a comic (and a movie) entertain me more than stimulate my brain. I can't get excited about this movie at all. That five minute demo reel (expanded to ten minutes through the use of slow motion) pretty much defeated any interest I had in seeing it. What really bothers me is that all of these four out of four and five star reviews dedicate space to all of the flaws (such as the acting/casting and slow motion). Maybe I'm old fashioned, but shouldn't a great movie be...great? I remember when everyone went gaga over Sin City despite the fact that it was nothing more than a solid B movie. I'm also a little perturbed that we're in the era of too much CGI yet critics are celebrating these movies that are green screen-centric (I realize that they actually built sets for Watchmen but I'm generalizing here). I dunno...I don't want to go overboard before the movie even comes out. I just wish visionary director Zack Snyder would take on a project that wasn't based on the work of someone else. Sorry for the rant. tl; dr: I'm the only person in the world (that doesn't believe he's a wizarrd) who has read Watchmen and doesn't want to see it EDIT Okay, I might have to rescind my "no go" just to laugh at this. Will it be the classic choir version or Leonard Cohen?

When I was in college I did not take Spanish. I did take Sociology and did very well. I say, if he has the money,ive him his college diploma. Collge cost more now tan back then. So te college makes more money now. Maybe he can have is own tutor.

Is that the push they gave to Orndorff?

It's a little unclear in the interview itself. I probably just assumed he was that age since he was selling Horsemen pictures or somthing.

I saw a clip with Gugino in the present day of the film and it looked like her old lady prosthetics were hanging off. They butchered her. With latex.

That's one of my all-time favorite matches as well. We've discussed this before, and yeah. One of my fondest memories as a fan. "Not Ricky Steamboat!" He's just a man..

Well Shawn can certainly afford pyro now

I'd be remiss if I didn't add to the discussion the tidbit from the Flair shoot that Ole slapped a young (maybe teenaged?) David in the face just for kicks one time.

Metal bowl. Trashy.

Kozlov being born on the 4th of July is pretty funny

Oh, man. That's gonna bring in the weirdos to Best Buy. I'll never forget the amount of old men who came in daily to buy hentai DVDs when the Sam Goody I was working at started cutting prices in their closing sale.

Your failure to post the penis bong is most disturbing.

If you smoke out of something metal, wooden, or...corncobbed, you're stupid trash

Don't worry. I'm about to go see Friday the 13th with a (1) friend. So that should blow all those stats to kingdom come.

I've been on hold with Comcast so long that their prerecorded message is promoting the World Wrestling Federation.

Got all of the IC champs except Morales, did a little worse with the world title one, and got every KOTR except the first. Someone needs to make one for the prestigious European championship. I'd clean up on that one.