Corey_Lazarus

So you get two WWE Lites in IWA-PR and TNA, and one ECW Lite in MLW?

I dunno. If the match generates into a hardcore brawl, Balls can carry his own. But, of course, this is TNA, which is "OLD-SCHOOL" sports entertainment, so it'll be all in the ring when it's probably the only match on the card I wish would have in-crowd brawls.

It must be because he works the X-Division style, has charisma, doesn't make his opponents look like shit, and CAN CUT A PROMO.

ChavE, not CHavO.

He knocked that Lawler out last week He's gonna knock him out again A-TOO, TOO, DOO! A-TOO, TOO, DOO!

Katherine Isabelle is a good actress, fucky.

I'd peg it at ***, and I did. Definitely the Triple Threat. Also, anybody a little concerned that there's no X-Division title match this week, nor was there last week?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANDY!

I needed to calm down after the brutality of Nile.

Nah. J can't bump that good. If either of them is going to be brutalized by somebody, it'll be Shaggy. The man bumps like a motherfucker.

I find the odd thing about TNA is that whenever the card looks like crap, the show's angles turn out to be pretty good. Whenever the card looks good, the angles are crap.

Then he was only a novice. My friend Nick, who is the MASTAH NINJA MOFUKKAH, once snuck into Heaven to put a Whoopie Cushion under God's monotheistic ass. Succeeded, too. And hence we got that huge fart of a movie Gigli.

I dunno...you were also subjected to the two worst segments in TNA history...decent price to pay to also see the best match in TNA history...

Black Label Society - "Destruction Overdrive"

I can't remember zombie tradition ever saying zombies were STRONGER than living humans, but I do know that they're supposed to be slower. However, Return Of The Living Dead broke these rules, as the zombies could talk, ran fast, and were stronger than their living counterparts. Sometimes things need to be done against tradition. And you'll notice in the original Dawn that some of the zombies moved just as fast as the living (specifically the two children), but just seemed slightly more confused. Believe me, in every "traditional" zombie movie, the speed of the reanimated cadaver has always had to do with the amount of deterioration on the body's tissues.

I do. Happy belated birthday, Chick. I won't make any jokes about your skin.

Not really, considering it might be fairly realistic. Rigormortis doesn't set in until a few hours after death, so if the zombies are fresh they'd move fast.

Considering they recorded it... ICP's music isn't too bad, honestly. The production is quality, and the beats are pretty good. The flow and rhymes are weak, especially when J is going, but overall, ICP aren't half bad. Hilarious on commentary, too.

Okay. "Shit" is now replaced with "chave."

Bah. The RIAA stoops to new lows, and yet they wonder why downloading continues and they're looked down upon.

And yet he has "St. Anger" and "Enter Sandman," neither of which are as good as "Bleeding Me" or "Outlaw Torn." I do my own compilation series called Drezmania. Here are all 8 of the track listings (in order)... Drezmania 1 Six Feet Under - "War Machine" Mudvayne - "Dig" Nevermore - "Ophidian" lead into "Beyond Within" Pantera - "Cemetery Gates" Stuck Mojo - "Crooked Figurehead" The Offspring - "Come Out And Play" Iron Maiden - "The Wicker Man" Amen - "Coma America" Black Label Society - "Counterfeit God" Dope - "Debonaire" Slayer - "Bloodline" Fear Factory - "Scapegoat" Class Of '99 - "Another Brick In The Wall, Pt. II" Helloween - "Falling Higher" Megadeth - "Peace Sells" ChemLab - "Exiled" Metallica - "For Whom The Bell Tolls" Drezmania 2 Marilyn Manson - "1996" Drain STH - "Simon Says" Deep Purple - "Perfect Strangers" Danzig - "Mother" Black Sabbath - "Iron Man" Alice In Chains - "Man In The Box" PowerMan 5000 - "Tokyo Vigilante #1" Motörhead - "Orgasmatron" Slayer - "Angel Of Death" Stabbing Westward - "The Thing I Hate" Connecticut Yankee - "My Time" (HHH's old theme) Exodus - "Brain Dead" Nile - "Smashing The Antiu" Metallica - "My Friend Of Misery" Megadeth - "Symphony Of Destruction" Bruce Dickinson - "The Zoo" (Scorpions cover) Drezmania 3: Alpha Beta Coyote Shivers - "Sugar High" Cradle Of Filth - "Cthulhu Dawn" ...And Oceans - "Espirit De Corps" Stuck Mojo - "Hate Breed" Shadows Fall - "Of One Blood" White Zombie - "More Human Than Human" Skinlab - "Come N' Get It (Demo Version)" Sentenced - "No More Beating As One" Metallica - "Until It Sleeps" Shadows Fall - "The First Noble Truth" Lacuna Coil - "To Live Is To Hide" Dark Tranquility - "Dobermann" Shadows Fall - "Root Bound Apollo" Six Feet Under - "War Machine" Samæl - "Supra Karma" Tiamat - "For Her Pleasure" Drezmania IV FMW - "Hayabusa" (Hayabusa's theme) The Misfits - "Descending Angel" Megadeth - "Hangar 18" Fozzy - "To Kill A Stranger" Sepultura - "Refuse/Resist" The Misfits - "Dig Up Her Bones" Steel Dragon - "Wasted Generation" (from the movie Rock Star) Toxic Narcotic - "People Suck" The Misfits - "Scream!" Metallica - "One (Rare Version)" Dark Lotus - "I Don't Care" Drezmania Five ...silence... In Flames - "Suburban Me" Flipp - "Freak" Macabre - "Scrub A Dub Dub" Andrew WK - "Party Hard" Six Feet Under - "Revenge Of The Zombie" Theatre Of Tragedy - "Machine" Susperia - "Illusions Of Evil" Quo Vadis - "Hunter/Killer" Body Count - "Cop Killer" Acid Bath - "13 Fingers" Murderdolls - "Dawn Of The Dead" Absu - "Our Lust For Lunar Plains" Exodus - "The Toxic Waltz" Slayer - "South Of Heaven" Drezmania 666 Quiet Riot - "Bang Your Head (Metal Health)" Strapping Young Lad - "Far Beyond Metal" Xenith - "Dr. X" Slayer - "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" Attaboy Skip - "Ghostbusters" The Unseen - "Children Of The Revolution" Primer 55 - "This Life" Skinless - "Tampon Lollipops" Primal Fear - "Out In The Fields" Venom - "Black Metal" The Cult - "Rise" Pissing Razors - "Box Life" Holocaust - "Valley Of Misery" Billy Joel - "Piano Man" Drezmania Seven Nekromantix - "Who Killed The Cheerleader?" Slayer - "Spirit In Black" Gotham Road - "You Awful Me" Dope - "Now Or Never" Fozzy - "Happenstance" Rob Zombie - "House Of 1,000 Corpses" Sins Of Thy Beloved - "Until The Dark" Dark Lotus - "Taste Of Blood" Arch Enemy - "The Immortal" Murder Squad - "Return Of The Rotten" The Haunted - "Bury Your Dead" Nevermore - "Believe In Nothing" Amen - "Here's The Poison" Drezmania Eight Slayer - "Dead Skin Mask" Guilt By Association - "Last Man Standing" Killswitch Engage - "The Element Of One" Inheritance - "This Fear" Marilyn Manson - "Dogma" Irepress - "Nine" Beyond The Embrace - "Against The Elements" The Plasmatics - "The Damned" Sound Like The Hu-Man - "Twilight" tAtU - "All The Things She Said" Shadows Fall - "A Fire In Babylon" I also have a Metallica/Megadeth comp, one of my e-fed music until mid late 2000, and a Misfits comp I made to listen to on the way to FiendFest '03.

Uhhhh...all of Romero's films are cheesy, Satanico. Not meant to be, but they are. Especially Dawn. I laugh my ass off whenever the SWAT team is infiltrating the tenement building, and that one psychotic racist guy blows that dude's head clean off. I also laugh at the makeup effects (although the gore effects are quite good, but this movie does show Savini was a novice back then). I'll dig this movie. I know I will. Three mainstream zombie flicks released in the span of a year?* Zombies are back, biaaaatch! 28 Days Later, House Of The Dead, and Dawn Of The Dead '04. Yeah, I know 28 Days Later isn't a TRUE zombie film, but the Infected were zombies in the basic sense that a zombie is a person reduced to the very basics of motor functions with no truly conscious thinking.

Uhhh...the point of this thread was sick spots that WEREN'T fuck-up's...

Okay. "Baka" for "fuck," "huss" for "cunt," and I'm missing one for "shit," because I'm NOT saying "poo."

I'm not against marks in the original sense of the term. Being a fan that believes in kayfabe is something I envy oftentimes, and liking something so much that you praise it constantly is also something quite cool. However, saying there's nothing wrong with the promotion when there are quite a few glarring errors in management and booking is something different than saying you love the promotion. For example: I am an ECW mark. I have been since I saw the promotion, and always will be. To me, ECW was the epitome of what an entertaining promotion should be, as it was the only wrestling company I could sit down and watch the whole show of without complaining. But I admit that they pushed Justin Credible too far too soon, Heyman sucks at accounting, and rushing to TV and PPV and video game deals did nothing but close the coffin more and more.