Henry Spencer

Dane Cook is the absolute worst. Oh, and I turn into a mincing little girl in the face of even the most harmless and tiny of spiders.

Gheyme used to always try to talk to me about the Olsen twins.

Street Hassle never fails to produce a lump in my throat.

I tried to do this about four years ago on the original WDI. I had a web of intrigue and multiple identities, but was outed before I could kill myself properly and rid this nonsense from my life. Alas, I remain.

No way.

I thought you were banned?

This is true. I drank this everyday in high school.

Drive is the name of the song you are looking for. Good song, overrated but still good album (Automatic For The People).

Seriously, though? I'd check out the Soft Boys' Underwater Moonlight, which has a heavy Syd Barrett influence in the lyrics. Or if you're feeling really adventurous, the self titled album by the Silver Apples is sort of like an extremely pop-unfriendly version of The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn.

I saw Dani California today. Lame video. "Boy them classic rock band sure did dress up funny yessir!" Please.

I quite love Mushaboom. Haven't bothered with the album.

Spman is like a more believable Wild Pegasus. Well, almost.

I've yet to hear a single good thing about it.

No no, that one came out a few years ago. Keith did release a follow-up proper this year, albeit without Dan the Automator. I haven't heard it yet.

To echo Banky's sentiments, I alternate between Blonde On Blonde and Bringing It All Back Home, but the former usually wins.

Visions Of Johanna

As soon as I heard that this guy wasn't a Cthulhu monster, I got pissed and vowed to never see the movie. Not that I was planning on seeing it anyways, but, y'know.

Obviously, the Jehovah's Witnesses don't do propoganda very well if everybody hates them.

Since the primary hook of Personal Jesus is played on a guitar, is it really a quintessential synth pop song? Enjoy The Silence would be a much better choice.

Christ no.

Scott Walker - The Drift Belle & Sebastian - The Life Pursuit Man Man - Six Demon Bag In no particular order.

I'm convinced that anybody who doesn't love Punch Drunk Love the way it deserves to be loved has no business watching movies. Or doing much of anything else, for that matter.

Punch Drunk Love is quite possibly the best movie released yet this century, but I still have no interest in this.

The New Pornographers - Mass Romantic