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Size 20 font? Brotha please. (Love the irony of turning this thread, which is a warning about posting fluff topics in CE, into fluff itself...)

Yeah, he was forced to eat cock instead of getting oral hot beef injections. How could you not be a molester after all of that?...

If I was anally violated with a banana or had my winky chopped off I wouldn't consider the news to be "fluff." (Just wanted to get my two bits in before this thread gets locked down...)

I went to an amusement park the other night, and damn I feel like such a dirty old man because all those high school chicks look like they could be my co-workers. And you know who else likes under-age chicks? R. Kelly...

He'll come back. We'll just talk about watermelon again...

Oh, I see. Seau says it and we're all "oooh it's OK." I say it and it's, "OMG IT WAS ALL A DEVIOUS TRAP!" And Chuck, much like women, a cock's tits gets bigger due to chemicals...

You know who loves Xtra Crispy? A certain running back for the Chargers...

Let's continue this with fried chicken. Love the xtra cripsy skin...

I can understand Boo's concern with starting threads in CE. Anyway, onto the subject, because this is a topic that pisses me off. Fuck these higher learning pinheads. I find it amazing that if universities are supposedly filled with the best and brightest teaching our children that they don't have enough financially sound people working there to balance a budget and live within their means. You could pump millions upon millions of dollars into any university and it will never be enough. When I lived in Sappy Valley I was amazed at the amount of waste that went on, and their president still acted like the welfare queen of all welfare queens when asking the state legislature for more money, and then accusing anyone of being anti-Education when he didn't get everything he wanted. He even basically told the state legislature that it was none of their business what PSU did with the money they received from the state. Fuck him and fuck PSU and fuck higher learning. I swear if I ever were to go out in a blaze of glory, I’d do it at the steps of a university. Jesse Ventura said it best years ago with a bunch of whiny little bitches complaining that it's too expensive to go to school: "If you're smart enough to get there, you're smart enough to find a way to pay for it." Another story. Back when I was in Ohio, the University of Cincinnati was making threats that they'd have to raise tuition costs if they don't get their trough filled up with cash. HAHAHAHA. You bitches raise tuition anyway -- talk about an empty threat. Whew. I feel better now...

Is it a sports show, or does it focus on some news as well? No way I'm watching this crap...

Yeah, you're TOO LATE in arguing with me about the whole double-standard racist thing...

Now, now Marney -- you're just being ignorant. If you can't admit the facts of being an American and discussing politics I really feel sorry for you...

Tom, subtle? That is bizzarrio news. Don't worry Boo, you weren't NEARLY as bad as Rant was a while back...

If they do I'm sure Jintao won't say, "I love fee speech"...

Ahh, "hear hear." That's what they're saying. Merci...

I should clarify -- it's not quite yelling, but it's like a bunch of them saying "yeah" as if they were a bunch of zombies. The reason I guess that they are agreeing with the speaker is that whenever Tony Blair is tearing up the Conservative Party member just about everyone in the room are making that noise, along with laughing, at the person Blair's addressing...

Loved Bush's wink, too, when he got heckled. I laughed at that one. Oh, and I've been wondering this -- what exactly does it mean when Australian/England's Parliament start yelling? I see it happen all the time in England's House on C-Span. I assume they're agreeing with the Speaker, but what do I know -- I'm an ignorant American...

I saw the event live on You-know-what News. OMG not everyone agrees with Bush. Can it be?! *shrugs*...

Oh Fuck Johnny -- getting $ from me will be like getting blood from a stone, or whatever that saying is...

At least I don't have SS shaved into my cat's back or a white person chair and a black person milk crate...eh "chair" at my house like you. Milk crate? They should be so lucky...

Yeah, the same Eisner that said about Jeffrey Katzenberg, "I hate the little midget..."

Well, I don't know about you Rant, but I care more about melons. And Vern, they're really not seedless, since those little white seeds are still there. Hmm, wonder if those watermelons are racist since they don't have any BLACK seeds?...

Yeah yeah yeah -- we all know America sucks and if we had any brains whatsoever we'd bolt straight to Europe...

But it's not REALLY seedless -- those little white things are annoying, too. And all that water junk dribbles down your chin, too. No thanks...

I have so much hate for customers it's not funny (I have an endless supply of these stories). Gee, I wonder why OJ would be more expensive than COFFEE. One genius wanted us to make her a breakfast sandwich at 3 p.m. My manager loved that one. It was funny when our store started making Tuesday 29-cent hamburger night. It was also a night that the Pittsburgh Penguins were playing, which meant we were going to get hit even without this sale by people on the way to the game. Anyway, management had NO CLUE how overwhelmed we would be (and in their defense they had no way to know). People in front and in drive-thru were ordering 10 burgers at a time, and we could only make 12 at a time per stove. There were at least two altercations, one of them almost physcial, between the hosses making the burgers and the dainty drive thru chicks waiting for their orders. In times like this I just like getting washed up in all the chaos. I was working a register, and it just so happened to be by the ice cream machine, so I just began giving out kids ice cream cones to my customers and chatted with them. In addition, I only worked three orders at a time because what was the point of ringing up 10 orders when none would be close to being completed. Amazingly enough every customer I had understood why I was doing this! My register was the calm eye in this hurricane of mayhem that night. And of course my manager rewarded me by having me work EVERY 29-cent hamburger night. B*tch...