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+ New job. Better pay. Better boss. Better work environment. Not quite what I was expecting to do when I graduated college all those moons ago, but better to have a "eh" job and an awesome boss than a dream job and a shithead boss/management. -/+ The better half got her job eliminated. For as horrible as my previous workplace was, hers was probably just as bad. She still needs to get her ass a job, but in the end this will be a move for the better. -/+ Another Hussein is back in power to terrorize America. Once again, another potential silver lining; look how great Jimmy Carter was for my peeps back in the day. Plus I now have someone to blame for everything that goes wrong in the next 4 years. Ow, I stubbed my toe against the computer desk! Damn you Osama! -/+ My American piece of shit car that was ruined by shithead mechanics died with one payment left. The plus? A new car that will get paid off sooner than later and the ability to wash my hands clean of the last "Big 3" auto I will ever buy. Die, GM, die. Of course, now you're going to get my money another way you good-for-nothing welfare queen. -/+ kkk Jr. saw what was in store for her and offed herself in the womb. For her brief time with us, Alana Grace taught me a few lessons I would not have otherwise learned.

I'd still say something nice about him should Smitty stop posting here due to passing away. C-Bacon? Hmmm. Sure, why not.

All games are on Sunday. Yay. St. Louis at Atlanta (13.5) -----> 27-31 Jacksonville at Baltimore (12.5) -----> 7-27 (6.5) New England at Buffalo -----> 13-0 Kansas City at Cincinnati (3.5) -----> 6-16 Detroit at Green Bay (9.5) -----> 21-31 Chicago at Houston (2.5) -----> 24-31 (3.5) Tennessee at Indianapolis -----> 0-23 N.Y. Giants at Minnesota (6.5) -----> 19-20 (3.5) Carolina at New Orleans -----> 33-31 Miami at N.Y. Jets (2.5) -----> 24-17 Dallas at Philadelphia (1.5) -----> 6-44 Cleveland at Pittsburgh (10.5) -----> 0-31 Oakland at Tampa (12.5) -----> 31-24 Seattle at Arizona (6.5) -----> 21-34 Denver at San Diego (7.5) -----> 21-52 Washington at San Francisco (3.5) -----> 24-27 Tentative results not including the Sunday Night Game. St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist 6-10) d by Atlanta Falcons (USC 13-3) 7-7 STL: ATL/BAL/NE/KC/GB/CHI/IND/MIN/NO/NYJ/DAL/PIT/TB/AZ/DEN/SF/10(-27=17) ATL: ATL/JAX/BUF/KC/GB/CHI/IND/NYG/CAR/MIA/DAL/PIT/OAK/SEA/DEN/WAS/33(-31=2) DIFF: BAL/JAX, NE/BUF, MIN/NYG, NO/CAR, NYJ/MIA, TB/OAK, AZ/SEA, SF/WAS, 10/33 Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off 9-7) d Baltimore Ravens (KingPK 8-7-1) 9-8 JAX: ATL/JAX/BUF/CIN/GB/HOU/IND/MIN/CAR/MIA/PHI/PIT/TB/AZ/DEN/WAS/13 BAL: ATL/BAL/NE/KC/DET/CHI/IND/NYG/CAR/MIA/DAL/PIT/OAK/SEA/SD/SF/28 DIFF: JAX/BAL, BUF/NE, CIN/KC, GB/DET, HOU/CHI, MIN/NYG, PHI/DAL, TB/OAK, AZ/SEA, DEN/SD, WAS/SF New England Patriots (Harley Quinn 8-8) d by Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron 8-8) 8-10 NE: ATL/BAL/NE/KC/GB/CHI/TEN/MIN/CAR/NYJ/PHI/PIT/TB/AZ/SD/WAS/35 BUF: ATL/BAL/BUF/CIN/GB/HOU/IND/MIN/NO/NYJ/PHI/PIT/TB/AZ/SD/SF/EP DIFF: NE/BUF, KC/CIN, CHI/HOU, TEN/IND, CAR/NO, WAS/SF, 35/XX Kansas City Chiefs (BX 8-8) d by Cincinnati Bengals (Teke 6-9-1) 6-9 KC: ATL/JAX/NE/KC/GB/CHI/TEN/NYG/CAR/MIA/DAL/CLE/TB/AZ/DEN/WAS/21 CIN: ATL/BAL/NE/CIN/GB/HOU/TEN/MIN/NO/NYJ/DAL/PIT/TB/AZ/SD/SF/21 DIFF: JAX/BAL, KC/CIN, CHI/HOU, NYG/MIN, CAR/NO, MIA/NYJ, CLE/PIT, DEN/SD, WAS/SF Detroit Lions (Chazz 8-8) d Green Bay Packers (VX 7-9) 9-6 DET: ATL/JAX/NE/KC/DET/HOU/IND/NYG/NO/MIA/DAL/PIT/OAK/SEA/DEN/WAS/14 GB: ATL/BAL/NE/KC/DET/CHI/TEN/NYG/CAR/MIA/PHI/PIT/TB/SEA/DEN/SF/20 DIFF: JAX/BAL, HOU/CHI, IND/TEN, NO/CAR, DAL/PHI, OAK/TB, WAS/SF Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion 5-11) d by Houston Texans (Bored 10-6) 8-10 CHI: ATL/JAX/BUF/CIN/DET/CHI/IND/NYG/NO/MIA/PHI/PIT/TB/AZ/DEN/SF/36 HOU: ATL/BAL/NE/KC/GB/CHI/TEN/NYG/NO/MIA/PHI/PIT/TB/SEA/SD/WAS/21 DIFF: JAX/BAL, BUF/NE, CIN/KC, DET/GB, IND/TEN, AZ/SEA, DEN/SD, SF/WAS, 36/21 Tennessee Titans (Cletus 3-11-2) d by Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg 6-10) 9-9 TEN: ATL/BAL/NE/KC/DET/HOU/TEN/MIN/CAR/MIA/PHI/PIT/OAK/AZ/SD/SF/17(-0=17) IND: ATL/JAX/NE/CIN/DET/CHI/TEN/NYG/NO/MIA/PHI/PIT/OAK/SEA/SD/SF/13(-23=10) DIFF: BAL/JAX, KC/CIN, HOU/CHI, MIN/NYG, CAR/NO, AZ/SEA, 17/13 N.Y. Giants (Cartman 7-9) d by Minnesota Vikings (Danville 11-5) 8-7 NYG: ATL/BAL/NE/KC/DET/HOU/IND/MIN/NO/MIA/DAL/CLE/TB/SEA/SD/SF/20 MIN: ATL/JAX/NE/CIN/GB/CHI/TEN/MIN/CAR/MIA/DAL/PIT/TB/AZ/SD/WAS/22 DIFF: BAL/JAX, KC/CIN, DET/GB, HOU/CHI, IND/TEN, NO/CAR, CLE/PIT, SEA/AZ, SF/WAS Carolina Panthers (Fazzle 9-7) d New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo 6-10) 5-5 CAR: ATL/JAX/NE/KC/DET/CHI/TEN/NYG/CAR/MIA/DAL/PIT/TB/AZ/DEN/SF/29(-33=3) NO: ATL/JAX/BUF/KC/DET/CHI/IND/NYG/CAR/NYJ/PHI/CLE/TB/SEA/SD/WAS/21(-31=10) DIFF: NE/BUF, TEN/IND, MIA/NYJ, DAL/PHI, PIT/CLE, AZ/SEA, DEN/SD, SF/WAS, 29/21 Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff 6-10) d by N.Y. Jets (Gert 9-7) 7-8 MIA: ATL/JAX/NE/KC/GB/CHI/IND/NYG/CAR/NYJ/DAL/PIT/TB/AZ/SD/SF/24 NYJ: ATL/BAL/NE/CIN/DET/CHI/IND/MIN/CAR/MIA/PHI/PIT/TB/AZ/DEN/SF/17 DIFF: JAX/BAL, KC/CIN, GB/DET, NYG/MIN, NYJ/MIA, DAL/PHI, SD/DEN Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 9-7) d Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger 12-4) 11-11 DAL: ATL/JAX/NE/CIN/DET/HOU/IND/NYG/CAR/MIA/PHI/PIT/OAK/AZ/SD/SF/21(-6=15) PHI: STL/JAX/NE/KC/GB/HOU/IND/NYG/NO/MIA/DAL/CLE/OAK/AZ/DEN/WAS/17(-44=27) DIFF: ATL/STL, CIN/KC, DET/GB, CAR/NO, PHI/DAL, PIT/CLE, SD/DEN, SF/WAS, 21/17 Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack 7-8-1) d Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus 10-5-1) 10-8 CLE: ATL/BAL/NE/CIN/GB/HOU/IND/MIN/NO/NYJ/DAL/PIT/TB/AZ/SD/SF/10 PIT: ATL/BAL/NE/KC/GB/HOU/TEN/NYG/NO/NYJ/PHI/CLE/TB/AZ/DEN/SF/16 DIFF: CIN/KC, IND/TEN, MIN/NYG, DAL/PHI, PIT/CLE, SD/DEN, 10/16 Oakland Raiders (Smues 5-11) d by Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond 7-9) 8-8 OAK: STL/BAL/BUF/CIN/DET/HOU/IND/MIN/NO/NYJ/DAL/CLE/TB/SEA/SD/WAS/17(-31=14) TB: ATL/JAX/NE/KC/GB/CHI/TEN/NYG/CAR/MIA/PHI/PIT/OAK/AZ/DEN/SF/35(-24=11) DIFF: STL/ATL, BAL/JAX, BUF/NE, CIN/KC, DET/GB, HOU/CHI, IND/TEN, MIN/NYG, NO/CAR, NYJ/MIA, DAL/PHI, CLE/PIT, TB/OAK, SEA/ARZ, SD/DEN, WAS/SF, 17/35 Seattle Seahawks (UZI 9-7) d Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 6-10) 7-6 SEA: ATL/JAX/NE/KC/GB/HOU/IND/MIN/CAR/NYJ/DAL/PIT/TB/AZ/DEN/WAS/21 AZ: ATL/JAX/NE/CIN/DET/HOU/TEN/NYG/NO/NYJ/DAL/PIT/TB/SEA/DEN/SF/22 DIFF: KC/CIN, GB/DET, IND/TEN, MIN/NYG, CAR/NO, AZ/SEA, WAS/SF Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 10-6) d by San Diego Chargers (909 7-9) 7-8 DEN: ATL/BAL/NE/CIN/DET/CHI/TEN/MIN/CAR/NYJ/PHI/PIT/TB/AZ/DEN/WAS/24 SD: ATL/JAX/NE/CIN/GB/CHI/IND/MIN/CAR/MIA/DAL/PIT/TB/AZ/SD/SF/30 DIFF: BAL/JAX, DET/GB, TEN/IND, NYJ/MIA, PHI/DAL, DEN/SD, WAS/SF Washington Redskins (Human Fly 9-7) d San Francisco 49ers (Devo 9-7) 9-7 WAS: ATL/JAX/NE/CIN/GB/HOU/TEN/NYG/NO/MIA/DAL/PIT/TB/SEA/SD/SF/17 SF: ATL/JAX/BUF/KC/GB/CHI/IND/NYG/NO/NYJ/DAL/PIT/TB/AZ/DEN/WAS/17 DIFF: NE/BUF, CIN/KC, HOU/CHI, TEN/IND, MIA/NYJ, SEA/AZ, SD/DEN, SF/WAS, 17/17 The 7-8 teams are pretty much out of it, but one never knows. Division leaders have the asterisk. Teams that already clinched have an equal sign. AFC =*Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 10-4-1 =*Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 10-5 =*Houston Texans (Bored) 9-6 *New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 8-7 Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 8-6-1 Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 8-7 New York Jets (Gert) 8-7 Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 8-7 Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 7-8 ____________________________________ <--- glass ceiling Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 6-8-1 San Diego Chargers (909) 6-9 Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 6-9 Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 5-9-1 Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 5-10 Oakland Raiders (Smues) 5-10 Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 3-10-2 NFC =*Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 12-3 =*Atlanta Falcons (Rocket) 12-3 =*Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 10-5 *San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 9-6 Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 8-7 Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 8-7 Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 8-7 Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 8-7 New York Giants (Cartman) 7-8 Green Bay Packers (VX) 7-8 Detroit Lions (Chazz) 7-8 ____________________________________ <--- glass ceiling New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 6-9 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 6-9 Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 6-9 St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 6-9 Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 5-10 Some Notes Regarding Playoff Races. AFC EAST: -- Harley, Buffalo beat you one already so the Bills will clinch the division over you. However, you did sweep the Jets this season. You also beat KC. Problem is your 5-7 conference record doesn’t look promising, especially since Jacksonville’s conference record is better than yours. -- Gert, you split the season series with Buffalo. If you lose and Buffalo wins you lose on division record. New England swept you and you already lost to KC. Jacksonville has a better conference record than you. Ideally, you need to win and for Buffalo to beat New England; otherwise, you will need some help to get in the playoffs. -- Bob, a win and a Jets loss gets you the division. AFC NORTH: -- KingPK, win and you’re in. Lose and you’ll need KC and the Jets to lose. AFC SOUTH: -- Always Pissed Off, Houston swept you so the division is clinched. You beat Buffalo, and if you beat Baltimore, it looks like you’ll be in the playoffs because your conference record will be better than the Jets'. It looks like you and KC will have to go to another level of tie-breakers. I’ll wait to cross that bridge if needed. AFC WEST: -- BX, You beat the Jets. You look like a “win and you’re in” case. NFC EAST: -- Human, you and Dallas split the season series. However, you have the better divisional record. You beat Seattle and have a better conference record than Carolina. -- Hawk, Human Fly has you beat on divisional record. You lost to Seattle and San Francisco – The 49ers taking the division will help with what little playoff chance you have. You need Fazzle to lose. You know what, just cheer for San Francisco to beat Washington, Seattle to lose and Carolina to lose. NFC NORTH: NFC SOUTH: -- Fazzle, you didn’t play any of the 8-7 NFC teams this year. San Francisco and Washington have better conference records. Seattle has the same conference record as you. Dallas has a worse conference record. Cheer for San Francisco to win. If the 49ers clinch the division, Washington will lose. That looks like it would put you in the postseason. NFC WEST: -- Devo, if you lose and Seattle wins, you lose the division based on Seattle with the better divisional record (you two split the season series). If you lose, Human Fly beats you out for a wild card spot. You would still have a better conference record than Carolina and Dallas. Still not putting the equal sign by you, though. -- UZI, You lost to Washington in Week 12. You beat Dallas in Week 13. As of right now, you and Carolina have identical conference records. Now here's my usual copy-and-paste regular-season tie-breaker process.

PK: Bob's sweep of Harley would have eliminated New England. Because Baltimore, KC and Buffalo didn't play each other, the next tie-breaker is conference record. You would have won based on a 7-5 conference record to KC's and Buffalo's 6-6 records. Quinn: There's generally a lot of parity, especially with the 7-9/8-8 records. One year (I think it was Season II) was more crazy than this. PLAYOFFS: I want to double-check final standings, but here is how Wild Card Weekend looks: AFC: #1 Seed: Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 10-5-1 #2 Seed: Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 10-6 #6 Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 8-7-1 @ #3 Houston Texans (Bored) 10-6 #5 Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 9-7 @ #4 New York Jets (Gert) 9-7 Chris gets the bye over Bored due to a better Conference record. NFC: #1 Atlanta Falcons (Rocket) 13-3 #2 Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 12-4 #6 San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 9-7 @ #3 Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 11-5 #5 Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 9-7 @ #4 Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 9-7 UZI is the division winner over Devo due to a better division record. Human Fly has the higher seed over Devo due to a head-to-head victory.

Wait until I tell you what your record is in games decided by 1 pick or less...

With the exception of the 9-7 wild card contention teams in the NFC, identical records do not have the tie-breaker rules applied to them just yet. AFC =*Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 10-5-1 =*Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 10-6 =*Houston Texans (Bored) 10-6 =*New York Jets (Gert) 9-7 Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 9-7 Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 8-7-1 ____________________________________ <--- glass ceiling Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 8-8 New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 8-8 Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 8-8 Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 7-8-1 San Diego Chargers (909) 7-9 Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 6-9-1 Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 6-10 Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 6-10 Oakland Raiders (Smues) 5-11 Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 3-11-2 NFC =*Atlanta Falcons (Rocket) 13-3 =*Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 12-4 =*Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 11-5 =*Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 9-7 Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 9-7 San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 9-7 ____________________________________ <--- glass ceiling Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 9-7 Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 9-7 Detroit Lions (Chazz) 8-8 New York Giants (Cartman) 7-9 Green Bay Packers (VX) 7-9 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 7-9 New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 6-10 Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 6-10 St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 6-10 Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 5-11

Deadline has come and gone. Bob Barron is using EPs.

Remember, there is a Thursday (IND/JAX) and a Saturday (BAL/DAL) game this week. EPs do not cover these contests. (6.5) Indianapolis at Jacksonville 31-24 Baltimore at Dallas (4.5) 33-24 Cincinnati at Cleveland (2.5) 14-0 (6.5) New Orleans at Detroit 42-7 (4.5) Miami at Kansas City 38-31 Atlanta at Minnesota (3.5) 24-17 Arizona at New England (7.5) 7-47 Carolina at N.Y. Giants (3.5) 28-34 (5.5) San Francisco at St. Louis 17-16 (1.5) Pittsburgh at Tennessee 14-31 (4.5) Philadelphia at Washington 3-10 Buffalo at Denver (7.5) 30-23 (7.5) Houston at Oakland 16-27 (4.5) N.Y. Jets at Seattle 3-13 San Diego at Tampa Bay (3.5) 41-24 Green Bay at Chicago (4.5) 17-20 Sunday Monday Night games not factored in yet. Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg 5-10) d by Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off 8-7) 5-6 IND: JAX/DAL/CIN/DET/MIA/MIN/NE/NYG/SF/PIT/PHI/DEN/OAK/NYJ/TB/CHI/24 JAX: JAX/BAL/CLE/NO/MIA/MIN/NE/NYG/SF/PIT/PHI/BUF/HOU/NYJ/TB/GB/17 DIFF: DAL/BAL, CIN/CLE, DET/NO, DEN/BUF, OAK/HOU, CHI/GB, 24/17 Baltimore Ravens (KingPK 8-6-1) d by Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 8-7) 7-8 BAL: IND/BAL/CIN/NO/MIA/ATL/AZ/NYG/SF/PIT/PHI/DEN/HOU/NYJ/TB/CHI/24 DAL: IND/DAL/CIN/NO/MIA/ATL/NE/NYG/SF/PIT/PHI/DEN/HOU/NYJ/TB/GB/17 DIFF: BAL/DAL, AZ/NE, CHI/GB Cincinnati Bengals (Teke 5-9-1) d Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack 6-8-1) 5-5 CIN:IND/DAL/CLE/NO/MIA/ATL/NE/CAR/SF/PIT/PHI/DEN/HOU/NYJ/TB/CHI/14(-14=0) CLE: IND/DAL/CLE/DET/MIA/MIN/NE/NYG/SF/PIT/WAS/DEN/HOU/NYJ/TB/CHI/17(-0=17) DIFF: NO/DET, ATL/MIN, CAR/NYG, PHI/WAS, 14/17 New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo 6-9) d by Detroit Lions (Chazz 7-8) 5-8 NO: XXX/XXX/CLE/NO/MIA/MIN/NE/NYG/SF/PIT/PHI/DEN/HOU/NYJ/SD/CHI/EP DET: IND/BAL/CIN/NO/MIA/ATL/AZ/CAR/SF/PIT/PHI/BUF/HOU/NYJ/TB/GB/21 DIFF: XX/IND, XX/BAL, CLE/CIN, MIN/ATL, NE/AZ, NYG/CAR, DEN/BUF, SD/TB, CHI/GB, XX/21 Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff 6-9) d Kansas City Chiefs (BX 8-7) 7-6 MIA: IND/BAL/CIN/NO/KC/ATL/NE/CAR/SF/PIT/PHI/DEN/OAK/NYJ/TB/CHI/20 KC: IND/DAL/CLE/DET/MIA/ATL/AZ/CAR/SF/TEN/WAS/DEN/HOU/NYJ/SD/CHI/17 DIFF: BAL/DAL, CIN/CLE, NO/DET, KC/MIA, NE/AZ, PIT/TEN, PHI/WAS, OAK/HOU, TB/SD Atlanta Falcons (Rocket 12-3) d Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling 10-5) 12-7 ATL: IND/DAL/CLE/NO/MIA/ATL/AZ/NYG/SF/TEN/WAS/BUF/OAK/SEA/SD/GB/20 MIN: IND/DAL/CIN/NO/MIA/MIN/AZ/CAR/STL/PIT/WAS/BUF/HOU/NYJ/TB/CHI/24 DIFF: CLE/CIN, ATL/MIN, NYG/CAR, SF/STL, TEN/PIT, OAK/HOU, SEA/NYJ, SD/TB, GB/CHI Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 6-9) d New England Patriots (Harley Quinn 8-7) 11-9 AZ: IND/BAL/CIN/NO/MIA/MIN/NE/NYG/SF/PIT/WAS/BUF/HOU/SEA/SD/CHI/17 NE: IND/BAL/CIN/NO/MIA/MIN/NE/NYG/SF/PIT/PHI/BUF/HOU/NYJ/SD/CHI/27 DIFF: WAS/PHI, SEA/NYJ, 17/27 Carolina Panthers (Fazzle 8-7) d N.Y. Giants (Cartman 7-8) 8-8 CAR: IND/BAL/CLE/NO/MIA/ATL/NE/CAR/STL/PIT/PHI/DEN/HOU/SEA/TB/CHI/26(-28=2) NYG: JAX/DAL/CLE/NO/KC/ATL/NE/CAR/STL/PIT/PHI/BUF/HOU/SEA/SD/GB/17(-34=17) DIFF: IND/JAX, BAL/DAL, MIA/KC, DEN/BUF, TB/SD, CHI/GB, 26/17 San Francisco 49ers (Devo 9-6) d by St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist 6-9) 6-6 SF: IND/DAL/CLE/NO/MIA/ATL/NE/CAR/SF/PIT/PHI/DEN/OAK/NYJ/TB/CHI/24(-17=7) STL: IND/DAL/CLE/NWO/MIA/MIN/NE/NYG/SF/PIT/PHI/BUF/HOU/NYJ/TB/CHI/12(-16=4) DIFF: ATL/MIN, CAR/NYG, DEN/BUF, OAK/HOU, 24/12 Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus 10-4-1) d Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx 3-10-2) 8-5 PIT: IND/DAL/CIN/NO/MIA/ATL/NE/NYG/SF/PIT/PHI/DEN/HOU/SEA/TB/CHI/20 TEN: IND/DAL/CLE/DET/KC/MIN/NE/NYG/SF/TEN/PHI/DEN/HOU/SEA/TB/CHI/14 DIFF: CIN/CLE, NO/DET, MIA/KC, ATL/MIN, PIT/TEN Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger 12-3) d by Washington Redskins (Human Fly 8-7) 7-8 PHI: IND/DAL/CIN/NO/MIA/MIN/NE/NYG/SF/TEN/PHI/DEN/HOU/NYJ/TB/CHI/24 WAS: IND/DAL/CLE/DET/KC/MIN/NE/NYG/STL/TEN/WAS/DEN/OAK/SEA/TB/CHI/XX DIFF: CIN/CLE, NO/DET, MIA/KC, SF/STL, PHI/WAS, HOU/OAK, NYJ/SEA Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron 7-8) d by Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 10-5) 6-6 BUF: XXX/DAL/CLE/NO/MIA/MIN/NE/CAR/STL/TEN/WAS/DEN/HOU/NYJ/TB/CHI/17(-30=13) DEN: IND/DAL/CIN/NO/KC/MIN/NE/CAR/SF/PIT/PHI/BUF/HOU/NYJ/SD/CHI/24(-23=1) DIFF: XXX/IND, CLE/CIN, MIA/KC, STL/SF, TEN/PIT, WAS/PHI, DEN/BUF, TB/SD, 17/24 Houston Texans (Bored 9-6) d Oakland Raiders (Smues 5-10) 9-8 HOU: IND/BAL/CLE/NO/MIA/MIN/AZ/NYG/STL/TEN/PHI/BUF/HOU/NYJ/TB/GB/24 OAK: IND/DAL/CLE/NO/MIA/ATL/NE/NYG/SF/PIT/PHI/BUF/HOU/NYJ/SD/CHI/17 DIFF: BAL/DAL, MIN/ATL, AZ/NE, STL/SF, TEN/PIT, TB/SD, GB/CHI N.Y. Jets (Gert 8-7) d Seattle Seahawks (UZI 8-7) 9-7 NYJ: IND/BAL/CIN/NO/MIA/MIN/NE/NYG/SF/PIT/PHI/BUF/HOU/SEA/TB/CHI/17 SEA: IND/DAL/CIN/NO/MIA/MIN/NE/CAR/SF/TEN/PHI/DEN/HOU/NYJ/SD/CHI/17 DIFF: BAL/DAL, NYG/CAR, PIT/TEN, BUF/DEN, SEA/NYJ, TB/SD, 17/17 San Diego Chargers (909 6-9) d by Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond 6-9) 6-6 SD: IND/DAL/CLE/NO/MIA/ATL/NE/CAR/SF/TEN/PHI/DEN/HOU/NYJ/TB/CHI/14(-41=27) TB: IND/DAL/CLE/NO/MIA/ATL/NE/CAR/SF/PIT/PHI/DEN/HOU/NYJ/SD/CHI/20(-24=4) DIFF: TEN/PIT, TB/SD, 14/20 Green Bay Packers (VX 7-8) d by Chicago Bears (Tzar Lysergic 5-10) 8-11 GB: JAX/BAL/CLE/DET/MIA/ATL/NE/CAR/SF/TEN/WAS/BUF/HOU/NYJ/TB/GB/24 CHI: IND/BAL/CIN/NO/MIA/ATL/AZ/CAR/STL/PIT/WAS/BUF/OAK/SEA/TB/CHI/63 DIFF: JAX/IND, CLE/CIN, DET/NO, NE/AZ, SF/STL, TEN/PIT, HOU/OAK, NYJ/SEA, GB/CHI, 24/63 VOTE TALLY: Prop 1: Yes - KingPK, Starvenger, Devo, Danville, Spiff, Rocket, Cletus, C.Chris, 909, Cartman, Hawk, C.Guitar, BX, Chazz, Kahran, Alfdogg, H.Quinn (17) Prop 2: Yes - KingPK, Starvenger, Danville, C.Chris, 909, C.Guitar, BX, Chazz, Alfdogg, H.Quinn, (10)

AFC EAST New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 8-7 < PF: 125, PA: 108, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 3-2 > New York Jets (Gert) 8-7 < PF: 110, PA: 104, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 2-3 > Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 7-8 < PF: 110, PA: 108, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 3-2 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 6-9 < PF: 119, PA: 127, AFC: 5-7, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-3 > AFC NORTH Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 10-4-1 < PF: 107, PA: 98, AFC: 7-3-1, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 3-1-1 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 8-6-1 < PF: 113, PA: 110, AFC: 6-4-1, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 3-3 > Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 6-8-1 < PF: 107, PA: 105, AFC: 6-4-1, NFC: 0-4, DIV: 3-2 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 5-9-1 < PF: 106, PA: 113, AFC: 4-6-1, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-4-1 > AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 9-6 < PF: 110, PA: 112, AFC: 7-5, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 5-1 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 8-7 < PF: 107, PA: 112, AFC: 6-5, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-4 > Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 5-10 < PF: 99, PA: 110, AFC: 4-7, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 2-3 > Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 3-10-2 < PF: 110, PA: 116, AFC: 2-7-2, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 2-3 > AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 10-5 < PF: 105, PA: 97, AFC: 8-3, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 4-1 > Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 8-7 < PF: 114, PA: 109, AFC: 6-5, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 4-2 > San Diego Chargers (909) 6-9 < PF: 97, PA: 105, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-4 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 5-10 < PF: 107, PA: 117, AFC: 5-7, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 2-4 > NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 12-3 < PF: 116, PA: 99, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 8-3, DIV: 3-2 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 8-7 < PF: 101, PA: 98, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 7-4, DIV: 3-3 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 8-7 < PF: 105, PA: 110, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 5-6, DIV: 1-4 > New York Giants (Cartman) 7-8 < PF: 109, PA: 114, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 5-6, DIV: 4-2 > NFC NORTH Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 10-5< PF: 116, PA: 104, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 6-5, DIV: 4-2 > Green Bay Packers (VX) 7-8 < PF: 110, PA: 115, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 6-5, DIV: 3-2 > Detroit Lions (Chazz) 7-8 < PF: 110, PA: 101, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 5-6, DIV: 3-2 > Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 5-10 < PF: 106, PA: 116, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 3-9, DIV: 1-5 > NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (Rocket) 12-3 < PF: 128, PA: 96, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 8-3, DIV: 5-1 > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 8-7 < PF: 106, PA: 118, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 6-5, DIV: 3-2 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 6-9 < PF: 101, PA: 106, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 5-7, DIV: 2-4 > New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 6-9 < PF: 100, PA: 113, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 3-8, DIV: 1-4 > NFC WEST San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 9-6 < PF: 107, PA: 102, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 8-3, DIV: 3-3 > Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 8-7 < PF: 113, PA: 107, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 6-5, DIV: 4-1 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 6-9 < PF: 98, PA: 106, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 5-6, DIV: 3-3 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 6-9 < PF: 112, PA: 122, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 3-8, DIV: 1-4 >

There might be a discount for selected games through Comcast. I could try and hook you up if you want. You know where I post. And the only exception to my anti-PNC Park rule is if out-of-town guests arrive. Maybe the Cubs' Zambrano will hit for the cycle this year.

It's only 8 years until the Cowboys visit Shittsburgh again -- look me up when you arrive.

Oh this is going to be fun

You deserve to get into the playoffs after what you did at 0:12. And LOL at the player that threw a snowball at 0:07. Also, one of the million reasons Alan Faneca is the man -- peep 0:37. 7:30 p.m. • Remember when high gas prices were supposed to be BAD? This was from my local liberal fishwrap last week. STOP THE PRESSES~!!!! You mean to tell me that when you tax an evil money-making company, that evil money-making company passes on the cost to the CONSUMERS? But ... but .... we're supposed to punish the evil money-making companies! So I guess now when President Hussein raises gasoline taxes, it will be applauded by Medium-Large Media because it's going to fund welfare road construction. Actually, I'm not guessing on this one. Jesus tap-dancing Christ, when are we NOT in a crisis? Everybody get in their bunkers. • We could possibly have four NFL teams with double-digit win totals miss the playoffs but have two teams at 8-8 win their respective divisions. Awesome. • Is anyone really surprised? Hell, I'm starting to think giving out welfare to individuals might be the better bet. At least they don't pretend to be leeches. • So I just had a Scott Keith's Biggest Fan moment. In my own house. The better half and I got a camcorder on Black Friday. She’s playing around with the thing and trying to burn her recently film creations to DVDs. I have no motivation to figure it out. Well, here’s a conversation we just had. Figure out who’s who. “I can’t get this video to appear on the computer. What do I do?” “I dunno.” “I want to burn this to a disk. I’m putting in a blank disk and nothing is happening.” “Are you using a DVD disk?” “No.” “You need a DVD disk to burn DVDs.” “You do?” It was at this moment that infamous TSM thread popped into my head. I’m dead serious.

Que?

Here are the updated "rankings" not counting the Sunday/Monday night games. Teams that have undecided matchups as of this time have a "=" next to them. I haven't started looking up regular season tie-breakers yet. One thing I will say is that the Jets were swept by New England. AFC *Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 10-4-1 *Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 10-5 *Houston Texans (Bored) 9-6 *New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 8-7 Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 8-6-1 Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 8-7 New York Jets (Gert) 8-7 Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 8-7 Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 7-8 ____________________________________ <--- glass ceiling Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 6-8-1 San Diego Chargers (909) 6-9 Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 6-9 Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 5-9-1 Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 5-10 Oakland Raiders (Smues) 5-10 Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 3-10-2 NFC *Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 12-3 *Atlanta Falcons (Rocket) 12-3 *Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 10-5 *San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 9-6 Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 8-7 Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 8-7 Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 8-7 Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 8-7 New York Giants (Cartman) 7-8 Green Bay Packers (VX) 7-8 Detroit Lions (Chazz) 7-8 ____________________________________ <--- glass ceiling New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 6-9 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 6-9 Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 6-9 St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 6-9 Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 5-10

There are several people that are in danger of losing their teams due to lack of activity. I understand that not everybody can be in playoff contention, but not regularly making picks could unfairly affect the regular-season outcomes of other teams. The point of emergency picks are to make contests competitive if someone should forget to make selections once or twice a season. New Orleans at Chicago (3.5) 24-27 Tampa Bay at Atlanta (3.5) 10-13 Pittsburgh at Baltimore (2.5) 13-9 Denver at Carolina (7.5) 10-30 (7.5) Washington at Cincinnati 13-20 (3.5) Tennessee at Houston 12-13 Detroit at Indianapolis (17.5) 21-31 (2.5) Green Bay at Jacksonville 16-20 (5.5) San Diego at Kansas City 22-21 San Francisco at Miami (6.5) 9-14 Buffalo at N.Y. Jets (7.5) 27-31 (3.5) Seattle at St. Louis 23-20 Minnesota at Arizona (3.5) 35-14 (7.5) New England at Oakland 49-26 N.Y. Giants at Dallas (3.5) 8-20 Cleveland at Philadelphia (14.5) 10-30 NO/TB/PIT/CAR/CIN/HOU/DET/JAX/KC/SF/BUF/STL/MIN/NE/DAL/PHI Standings do not include Monday Night results New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo 6-8) d by Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion 4-10) 5-7 NO: NO/ATL/PIT/DEN/WAS/TEN/IND/GB/SD/SF/NYJ/SEA/MIN/NE/NYG/CLE/24 CHI: CHI/ATL/PIT/CAR/WAS/TEN/DET/JAX/KC/MIA/NYJ/STL/AZ/NE/NYG/CLE/27 DIFF NO/CHI, DEN/CAR, IND/DET, GB/JAX, SD/KC, SF/MIA, SEA/STL, MIN/AZ, 24/27 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond 5-9) d by Atlanta Falcons (Rocket 11-3) 5-6 TB: CHI/ATL/PIT/CAR/WAS/TEN/IND/GB/SD/SF/NYJ/SEA/AZ/NE/NYG/PHI/16 ATL: CHI/ATL/PIT/DEN/WAS/TEN/DET/GB/SD/SF/NYJ/SEA/MIN/NE/DAL/CLE/31 DIFF: CAR/DEN, IND/DET, AZ/MIN, NYG/DAL, PHI/CLE Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus 9-4-1) d Baltimore Ravens (KingPK 8-5-1) 6-5 PIT: CHI/ATL/PIT/CAR/WAS/TEN/IND/GB/KC/MIA/NYJ/STL/AZ/NE/NYG/PHI/17 BAL: CHI/ATL/PIT/CAR/WAS/TEN/DET/GB/SD/MIA/NYJ/SEA/MIN/NE/NYG/CLE/20 DIFF: IND/DET, KC/SD, STL/SEA, AZ/MIN, PHI/CLE Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 9-5) d Carolina Panthers (Fazzle 7-7) 7-6 DEN: CHI/ATL/BAL/CAR/CIN/TEN/IND/GB/KC/SF/NYJ/SEA/MIN/NE/NYG/PHI/17 CAR: CHI/ATL/BAL/DEN/CIN/TEN/IND/GB/KC/SF/NYJ/STL/AZ/OAK/DAL/PHI/18 DIFF: CAR/DEN, SEA/STL, MIN/AZ, NE/OAK, NYG/DAL Washington Redskins (Human Fly 7-7) d by Cincinnati Bengals (Teke 4-9-1) 3-4 WAS: CHI/ATL/BAL/DEN/WAS/TEN/IND/GB/KC/MIA/NYJ/SEA/AZ/NE/NYG/PHI/24 CIN: NO/ATL/BAL/DEN/WAS/TEN/IND/GB/SD/MIA/NYJ/SEA/AZ/NE/DAL/PHI/10 DIFF: CHI/NO, KC/SD, NYG/DAL Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx 3-9-2) d Houston Texans (Bored 8-6) 7-4 TEN: XX/ATL/PIT/CAR/WAS/TEN/IND/GB/SD/SF/NYJ/STL/MIN/NE/DAL/CLE/24 HOU: NO/ATL/BAL/CAR/WAS/TEN/IND/GB/SD/MIA/NYJ/SEA/AZ/NE/NYG/PHI/18 DIFF: XX/NO, PIT/BAL, SF/MIA, STL/SEA, MIN/AZ, DAL/NYG, CLE/PHI Detroit Lions (Chazz 6-8) d Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg 5-9) 7-6 DET: NO/ATL/PIT/DEN/WAS/TEN/DET/GB/KC/SF/BUF/SEA/MIN/OAK/NYG/CLE/14 IND: CHI/ATL/BAL/CAR/CIN/TEN/IND/GB/SD/MIA/NYJ/STL/AZ/NE/DAL/PHI/35 DIFF: NO/CHI, PIT/BAL, DEN/CAR, WAS/CIN, DET/IND, KC/SD, SF/MIA, BUF/NYJ, SEA/STL, MIN/AZ, OAK/NE, NYG/DAL, CLE/PHI Green Bay Packers (VX 7-7) d by Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off 7-7) 8-8 + TB GB: NO/TB/PIT/CAR/WAS/HOU/DET/GB/SD/SF/NYJ/SEA/AZ/NE/NYG/CLE/34 JAX: NO/TB/PIT/DEN/WAS/TEN/IND/JAX/KC/MIA/NYJ/STL/AZ/NE/NYG/PHI/17 DIFF: CAR/DEN, HOU/TEN, DET/IND, GB/JAX, SD/KC, SF/MIA, SEA/STL, CLE/PHI, 34/17 San Diego Chargers (909 6-8) d by Kansas City Chiefs (BX 8-6) 6-7 SD: CHI/ATL/PIT/CAR/WAS/TEN/IND/JAX/SD/MIA/NYJ/SEA/MIN/NE/NYG/PHI/20 KC: CHI/ATL/PIT/CAR/CIN/TEN/DET/GB/SD/MIA/BUF/SEA/AZ/NE/DAL/CLE/8 DIFF: WAS/CIN, IND/DET, JAX/GB, NYJ/BUF, MIN/AZ, NYG/DAL, PHI/CLE San Francisco 49ers (Devo 9-5) d Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff 5-9) 6-4 SF: NO/TB/PIT/CAR/WAS/TEN/DET/GB/SD/MIA/NYJ/SEA/AZ/NE/NYG/CLE/20 MIA: CHI/ATL/BAL/CAR/WAS/TEN/IND/GB/SD/SF/NYJ/SEA/AZ/NE/NYG/PHI/20 DIFF: NO/CHI, TB/ATL, PIT/BAL, DET/IND, MIA/SF, CLE/PHI, 20/20 Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron 7-7) d N.Y. Jets (Gert 7-7) 6-5 BUF: NO/ATL/PIT/DEN/WAS/TEN/DET/JAX/SD/MIA/NYJ/SEA/AZ/NE/NYG/PHI/17 NYJ: XX/ATL/PIT/DEN/WAS/TEN/IND/GB/SD/MIA/BUF/STL/AZ/NE/NYG/PHI/20 DIFF: NO/XX, DET/IND, JAX/GB, NYJ/BUF, SEA/STL Seattle Seahawks (UZI 8-6) d St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist 5-9) 5-5 + TB SEA: NO/ATL/BAL/CAR/WAS/TEN/IND/GB/SD/MIA/NYJ/SEA/AZ/NE/DAL/PHI/24 STL; CHI/ATL/PIT/CAR/WAS/TEN/IND/GB/SD/MIA/NYJ/SEA/MIN/NE/NYG/PHI/16 DIFF: NO/CHI, BAL/PIT, AZ/MIN, DAL/NYG, 24/16 Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling 10-4) d by Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 5-9) 7-8 MIN: CHI/ATL/PIT/DEN/WAS/TEN/DET/GB/SD/SF/BUF/STL/MIN/NE/NYG/CLE/25 AZ: NO/TB/PIT/DEN/WAS/TEN/DET/GB/SD/SF/BUF/SEA/MIN/NE/NYG/CLE/28 DIFF: CHI/NO, ATL/TB, STL/SEA New England Patriots (Harley Quinn 8-6) d by Oakland Raiders (Smues 5-9) 7-8 NE: CHI/TB/PIT/CAR/WAS/TEN/IND/JAX/SD/MIA/NYJ/SEA/MIN/NE/NYG/PHI/24 OAK: NO/TB/PIT/CAR/WAS/TEN/IND/JAX/SD/MIA/NYJ/SEA/MIN/NE/NYG/PHI/12 DIFF: CHI/NO N.Y. Giants (Cartman 7-7) d Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 7-7) 8-6 NYG: NO/ATL/BAL/CAR/WAS/TEN/DET/GB/KC/SF/NYJ/STL/AZ/NE/DAL/PHI/20 DAL: CHI/ATL/PIT/DEN/WAS/TEN/DET/GB/SD/SF/NYJ/STL/AZ/NE/DAL/CLE/27 DIFF: NO/CHI, BAL/PIT, CAR/DEN, KC/SD, PHI/CLE Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack 6-7-1) d by Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger 12-2) 7-9 CLE: CHI/TB/BAL/CAR/WAS/HOU/IND/GB/KC/MIA/NYJ/SEA/AZ/NE/DAL/PHI/10 PHI: XX/TB/PIT/CAR/WAS/TEN/DET/GB/KC/MIA/NYJ/STL/MIN/NE/NYG/PHI/27 DIFF: CHI/XX, BAL/PIT, HOU/TEN, IND/DET, SEA/STL, AZ/MIN, DAL/NYG

AFC EAST New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 8-6 < PF: 116, PA: 97, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 3-0, DIV: 3-2 > Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 7-7 < PF: 102, PA: 104, AFC: 5-5, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 3-2 > New York Jets (Gert) 7-7 < PF: 101, PA: 97, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-3 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 5-9 < PF: 112, PA: 120, AFC: 4-6, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 2-3 > AFC NORTH Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 9-4-1 < PF: 99, PA: 93, AFC: 6-3-1, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 3-1-1 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 8-5-1 < PF: 106, PA: 102, AFC: 6-4-1, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 3-3 > Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 6-7-1 < PF: 102, PA: 100, AFC: 6-3-1, NFC: 0-4, DIV: 3-1 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 4-9-1 < PF: 101, PA: 108, AFC: 3-6-1, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 0-4-1 > AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 8-6 < PF: 101, PA: 102, AFC: 6-5, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 5-1 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 7-7 < PF: 100, PA: 107, AFC: 5-5, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-4 > Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 5-9 < PF: 94, PA: 103, AFC: 4-6, NFC: 1-9, DIV: 2-2 > Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 3-9-2 < PF: 105, PA: 108, AFC: 2-6-2, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 2-3 > AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 9-5 < PF: 99, PA: 91, AFC: 7-3, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 4-1 > Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 8-6 < PF: 108, PA: 102, AFC: 6-4, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 4-2 > San Diego Chargers (909) 6-8 < PF: 91, PA: 99, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-4 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 5-9 < PF: 99, PA: 108, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 2-4 > NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 12-2 < PF: 109, PA: 91, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 8-2, DIV: 3-1 > New York Giants (Cartman) 7-7 < PF: 101, PA: 106, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 5-5, DIV: 4-2 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 7-7 < PF: 93, PA: 91, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 6-4, DIV: 2-3 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 7-7 < PF: 97, PA: 103, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 5-6, DIV: 1-4 > NFC NORTH Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 10-4< PF: 109, PA: 92, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 6-4, DIV: 4-2 > Green Bay Packers (VX) 7-7 < PF: 102, PA: 104, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 6-4, DIV: 3-1 > Detroit Lions (Chazz) 6-8 < PF: 102, PA: 96, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 4-6, DIV: 3-2 > Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 4-10 < PF: 95, PA: 108, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-9, DIV: 0-5 > NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (Rocket) 11-3 < PF: 160, PA: 89, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 7-3, DIV: 5-1 > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 7-7 < PF: 98, PA: 110, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 5-5, DIV: 3-2 > New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 6-8 < PF: 95, PA: 102, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 3-7, DIV: 1-4 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 5-9 < PF: 95, PA: 100, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 5-7, DIV: 2-4 > NFC WEST San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 9-5 < PF: 101, PA: 96, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 8-2, DIV: 3-2 > Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 8-6 < PF: 106, PA: 98, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 6-5, DIV: 4-1 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 5-9 < PF: 92, PA: 100, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 4-6, DIV: 2-3 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 5-9 < PF: 101, PA: 113, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 3-8, DIV: 1-4 >

If someone wants to have a second set of picks in reserve in case of someone copying their publicly posted picks, that is well within the rules. And Bob's not the only one who has done this in the past. And Prop 1 has passed with 17 votes.

Deadline has come and gone. And Chris, if you were going to copy Bob's picks, Bob had a back-up plan in place.

Note: There's a chance I may be out Sunday morning. In case I'm not back to finalize picks on time, the deadline is kick-off. Any time that reads past 1 p.m. will not be accepted.

Deadline for the Ravens game has come and gone.

Actually, as far as lazy remixes go, this one isn't as bad when compared to others (there's one for Cube's "Today was a good day" that is just awful).

Thanks for stealing my joke that was going to be used at just the right time. Oh well, you may have those fly rhymes already posted, but you ain't got deez skills. Now chiggety check yo' self befo you wriggety wreck yo' self. Aw hell no. Damn remixes... 5:11 onward is how it goes down in the hood.

Deadline for the Thursday night game has come and gone.