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You also lost because you only made six correct selections, not including the MNF game.

So don't drink the water but rather the soft drink. Got it. *Looks at map.* My county is in an 80-100 percent pop category and borders a 30-50 percent soda county. This may be the only time I'm thankful to live in a blue county. And I understand why "Coke" can be the "universal" term for soft drinks. Much like "Xerox" for "copy." Of course when I'm at a restaurant I try to say "cola" because whenever I say "Pepsi" the waitress says "Is Coke OK instead?" and versa vice.

Soda, in my neck of the woods, is another word for pop, cola, Pepsi, Coke, etc. The problem with me is that in my advanced age I remember some restaurants calling "soda" what many would term "milkshake" or "float."

That is a game when the joystick configuration really helps. The game doesn't move well to begin with. Although the Genesis version with the six button pad wasn't too bad here. I can't quite remember the joystick movement to get Chaos peeing, but you moved the joystick and held down two buttons. You then moved the joystick again and held down all four buttons. Here we go.

Arizona. (I have the team initials next to each of your TB scores.)

What's funny about the above post is that I was going to say "pop," but then I was expecting someone to go, "OMG U SAID POP LOL." I was then going to say "Coke," but then I was expecting someone to go, "OMG U BRING DRUGZ LOL." I was then going to say "whatever cola beverage is on sale," which is what I'm actually going to do, but then I was expecting someone to go, "OMG CHEEP J00." Guess I should have said "pop" after all. (I don't say "soda.") Actually, I'm a Pepsi person although I do like Coke when I'm in the mood. However, 99 percent of my pop consumption consists of "diet" drinks. Yeah, I know the chemicals are going to kill me or add a fourth ball to my sack. I'm looking forward to it.

So I'll be hearing about how GEORGE W. BUSH ruined bowel seasons for generations to come. Thanks for the warning.

As most all of you know I'm not a big college football fan. However, for the past year or so I've tried getting into the sport more. And if I accept the fact that these are nothing more than meaningless exhibition games post-conference championships, I'm mostly OK with it all. However, this means I've missed the past 100 or so years of this sport, so there are some things that I need explained to me. Here's one. I'm looking at all the divisions out there, and notice there are some "independents," such as Notre Dame, Army and Navy. I knew there were some of these teams out there. (Notre Dame for one; I also know Penn State used to be one before joining the Big 11 10. Army and Navy all by themselves? Sure, I get that. (It's a little odd Air Force is in a conference but whatever.) But why is Western Kentucky all by its lonesome? Did they pee in the punchbowl one year or what? On another subject, I have a question about teams becoming "bowel eligible." Does that mean they automatically go to a bowel game or does that mean they have the chance to do so but still risk not playing in one of these meaningless exhibitions if nobody wants them?

Deadline has come and gone: Teke and Agent of Oblivion are using EPs.

It was so damn hard in Primal Rage to get Chaos to pee on his opponent with the Genesis pad.

That's when the paper plates came out. And the main course is killed the night before rather than the morning of the feast. The building will have some potluck lunch on 12/18 and we will all bring something. (I just like to provide Pepsi; every group needs a beverage person or two.) My former job had this lunch at a nearby restaurant. For three of the four years I was part of this I didn't attend. 1) I had actual WORK before the Christmas holiday, and 2) I don't like going places where I don't care for the people hosting the event. I went my last year because I wanted to get my Xmas $100 "bonus" check because the year before when I didn't attend they tried to jew me out of it, and it took them almost two months to "find it in the safe." But anyway, yeah, paper plates. And plastic cups. So how much time will you have left at your workplace after the Office Party?

I don't play Street Fighter games, but I'm curious: When you play these games, do you use the normal Playstation/XBox game pad?

I got the job sometime in December (the middle of the month, I think, because I attended the building's Christmas lunch party). I didn't actually start until MLK day in January of this year because, believe it or not, I stayed at my old job to finish up some remaining work. I gave my notice right after the new year. This was because the paperwork from our contractor didn't get done until the last wee in '07 and my boss wanted to wait until it was all official-like to have me give my notice to my then-employer. I also wanted to wait until the new year when my last paycheck of 2007, which had some vacation time on it, cleared (it wouldn't have surprised me if my former employer tried to Jew me out of this because they love to spend quarters to save nickels). I also waited for the new year so I could cash out the new vacation pay I "earned" for 2008. If my former employers would not have given me that money I would have left the day I turned in my resignation. And it's not like I did nothing my final weeks there. I still put in the same effort as I did before. With two-and-a-half weeks lead time in early January, I told the powers-that-be that this would be enough time to hire someone to replace me, and I would be more than happy to show them the ropes my last week, or the week after my departure. Instead they waited until MARCH to bring on my replacement. And hilarity ensued, considering she didn't know what the hell she was doing. But that's another story for another time.

Perhaps the "real killers" are already in jail, making your quest to find them all the easier. 9 p.m. • So the home furnace went bye-bye last night. Awesome. DAMN YOU BUSH ECONOMY~! Yeah, the financial hit sucks, but you know what? That's why there's something called a RAINY DAY FUND. This way, when something like this happens you go, "Oh shit. Well, now it'll take a bit of time to work my checking account back up to the amount I want it to be at a minimum." Rather than "OMG I CAN'T AFFORD IT FORECLOSURE FOR ME DAMN YOU GEORGE W. BUSH~!~!" But here's the best part of the whole ordeal. While I was at work, the better half told the furnace guy was over and told her we had one of two options. One was a patchwork deal that would last a few years before something else on the furnace goes on the fritz. The whole contraption has about 4 years left. The other option is to replace the thing. Now Mrs. kkk is having a fucking MELTDOWN over all this, although to be fair most of it was because of her layoff. So I'm trying to be the rational one and telling her what are the plusses and minuses of getting a new furnace and doing a stopgap. My preliminary decision was this: I wanted the new furnace. However, I did not want to spend the money for it right now. We had more than enough in the bank, but because Mrs. kkk hasn't gotten gainful employment, I didn't want to chance making a purchase like this, especially when the initial "estimate" had a $2,000 margin of error. Until we got a more accurate estimate/price quote, I was leaning to the stopgap measure. That way we'd be fine this winter and we could go an save for a new furnace over the next year or two. Mrs. kkk's reaction? "GWWARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR." And I didn't even know she was a fan of the group. After talking with her in this state of mind, I said I wanted to think about this. We had time because the "more accurate quote" would be done later that day. I wanted my boss' opinion on the situation, so we talked for a few minutes. It wasn't a "woe is me" type conversation. I just wanted to get her insight on the whole thing. She then tells me that I was going to get a $1500 Christmas bonus this year, and after hearing that my mind was made up on getting the furnace. So after our chat I told the better half of this development. And what were her first words upon hearing this? "Why are you getting such a large amount?" "Why are you getting such a large amount?" The fuck? Because I don't work for a bunch of dickheads anymore, I bust my ass and I'm actually APPRECIATED for what I do. Good Christ.

That's what you get for making your mortgage payments. You are still paying off your mortgage, right?

Utah/Boise State isn't my dream matchup for the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP, but when you play a REGULAR SEASON TOURNAMENT you never know what can happen each week. Great system there. 7 a.m. • So I was doing some YouTube research for my "Askkking You" thread at the other place, and I took a trip down memory lane with the remix of Craig Mack's "Flava in Your Ear." Then I saw one of the comments to this video. This was released in '94-'95. It's not OLD SKOOL! I was in COLLEGE at the time! Then again, when I was 8 years old, Run DMC's Rock Box came out and I consider that OLD SKOOL. And at the time I'm sure someone who grew up listening to Parliament-Funkadelic wondered what this shit was that those three rappers from Queens were doing. Looks like I may have edit my response to "Name an event which made you think, 'Fuck, I'm getting older.'"

I agree with Agent. I rented an apartment once and left it in way better shape moving out than moving in and still got sodomized with my deposit. (interesting choice of words toward the end there)

Drudge. (Homepage.)

Because of that wonderful thing called "family," I'll be leaving early on Thursday to arrive at the in-laws and listen to my knocked-up crack-whore niece-in-law whine about how she has no money and that America does nothing for the poor. Hopefully I'll open my mouth like I did at a family function earlier this year and get her methadone ass out of my sight ASAP. Oh, yeah. Here are the spreads. Remember, if you don't submit picks on Turkey Day by the deadline, you lose out on ALL THREE GAMES. Emergency Picks don't cover 'em. (11.5) Tennessee at Detroit 47-10 Seattle at Dallas (12.5) 9-34 Arizona at Philadelphia (2.5) 20-48 San Francisco at Buffalo (7.5) 10-3 (7.5) Baltimore at Cincinnati 34-3 (4.5) Indianapolis at Cleveland 10-6 Caolinar at Green Bay (3.5) 35-31 Denver at N.Y. Jets (7.5) 34-17 (8.5) Miami at St. Louis 16-12 New Orleans at Tampa Bay (3.5) 20-23 (3.5) N.Y. Giants at Washington 23-7 Atlanta at San Diego (5.5) 22-16 Pittsburgh at New England (0.5) 33-10 Kansas City at Oakland (3.5) 20-13 Chicago at Minnesota (3.5) 14-34 Jacksonville at Houston (3.5) Key: TEN/DAL/PHI/SF/BAL/CLE/CAR/DEN/STL/NO/NYG/ATL/PIT/KC/MIN Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx 2-9-1) d by Detroit Lions (Chazz 4-8) 8-11 TEN: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/STL/TB/WAS/ATL/PIT/OAK/MIN/HOU/31 DET: TEN/DAL/AZ/SF/BAL/IND/CAR/DEN/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/PIT/KC/CHI/JAX/10 DIFF: BUF/SF, GB/CAR, NYJ/DEN, STL/MIA, TB/NO, WAS/NYG, OAK/KC, MIN/CHI, HOU/JAX Seattle Seahawks (UZI Suicide 7-5) d Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 7-5) 8-7 SEA: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/SD/PIT/KC/MIN/JAX/13 DAL: DET/DAL/AZ/BUF/CIN/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/WAS/ATL/PIT/KC/MIN/JAX/XX DIFF: TEN/DET, BAL/CIN, TB/NO, NYG/WAS, SD/ATL Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 4-8) d by Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger 10-2) 8-9 AZ: DET/DAL/PHI/BUF/CIN/IND/GB/NYJ/STL/TB/NYG/ATL/PIT/KC/CHI/HOU/24 PHI: TEN/DAL/PHI/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/NE/KC/MIN/HOU/20 DIFF: DET/TEN, CIN/BAL, STL/MIA, PIT/NE, CHI/MIN San Francisco 49ers (Devo 8-4) d by Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron 5-7) 7-9 SF: TEN/DAL/PHI/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/PIT/OAK/CHI/JAX/21 BUF: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/DEN/MIA/NO/WAS/SD/PIT/KC/MIN/JAX/17 DIFF: PHI/AZ, GB/CAR, NYJ/DEN, TB/NO, NYG/WAS, ATL/SD, OAK/KC, CHI/MIN, 21/17 Baltimore Ravens (KingPK 7-4-1) d Cincinnati Bengals (Teke 2-9-1) 8-8+TB BAL: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/NE/KC/MIN/JAX/30(-34=4) CIN: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/PIT/OAK/CHI/HOU/10(-3=7) DIFF: CAR/GB, TB/NO, NE/PIT, KC/OAK, MIN/CHI, JAX/HOU, 30/10 Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg 5-7) d by Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack 6-6) 5-5+TB IND: TEN/SEA/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/SD/NE/OAK/MIN/HOU/27(-10=17) CLE: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/CIN/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/NE/OAK/CHI/HOU/14(-6=8) DIFF: SEA/DAL, BAL/CIN, SD/ATL, MIN/CHI, 27/14 Carolina Panthers (Fazzle 7-5) d by Green Bay Packers (VX 7-5) 9-10 CAR: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/DEN/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/NE/KC/CHI/HOU/20 GB: TEN/SEA/AZ/SF/BAL/CLE/CAR/DEN/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/NE/KC/CHI/JAX/31 DIFF: DAL/SEA, BUF/SF, IND/CLE, TB/NO, HOU/JAX, 20/31 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 7-5) j00'd N.Y. Jets (Gert 6-6) 7-4 DEN: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/DEN/MIA/TB/NYG/SD/NE/OAK/CHI/HOU/23 NYJ: XX/XXX/XXX/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/DEN/MIA/TB/NYG/SD/NE/OAK/CHI/HOU/28 DIFF: TEN/XX, DAL/XX, CAR/GB Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff 5-7) d St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist 4-8) MIA: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/NE/OAK/MIN/JAX/27 STL: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/WAS/ATL/NE/OAK/CHI/JAX/15 DIFF: GB/CAR, NYG/WAS, MIN/CHI New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo 6-6) d Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond 4-8) 8-7 NO: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/NE/OAK/MIN/JAX/28 TB: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/NE/OAK/CHI/HOU/22 DIFF: NO/TB, MIN/CHI, JAX/HOU N.Y. Giants (Cartman 6-6) d Washington Redskins (Human Fly 7-5) NYG: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/STL/NO/WAS/ATL/PIT/KC/MIN/HOU/17 WAS: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/NE/OAK/MIN/XX/16 DIFF: STL/MIA, NO/TB, WAS/NYG, PIT/NE, KC/OAK, HOU/XX, 17/16 Atlanta Falcons (USC 9-3) d San Diego Chargers (909 6-6) 12-7 ATL: TEN/DAL/AZ/SF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/PIT/KC/MIN/HOU/21 SD: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/SD/PIT/OAK/MIN/JAX/27 DIFF: SF/BUF, NO/TB, ATL/SD, KC/OAK, HOU/JAX Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus 7-4-1) d New England Patriots (Harley Quinn 7-5) 8-5 PIT: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/PIT/KC/CHI/HOU/24 NE: DET/SEA/AZ/SF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/SD/NE/OAK/MIN/JAX/24 DIFF: TEN/DET, DAL/SEA, BUF/SF, GB/CAR, ATL/SD, PIT/NE, KC/OAK, CHI/MIN, HOU/JAX Kansas City Chiefs (BX 7-5) d Oakland Raiders (Smues 3-9) 7-4 KC: DET/DAL/AZ/BUF/CIN/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/NE/KC/CHI/HOU/21 OAK: TEN/SEA/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/DEN/MIA/TB/WAS/SD/NE/OAK/CHI/JAX/25 DIFF: DET/TEN, DAL/SEA, CIN/BAL, NYJ/DEN, NO/TB, NYG/WAS, ATL/SD, KC/OAK, HOU/JAX Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion 2-10) d by Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling 10-2) 6-7 CHI: DET/SEA/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/PIT/OAK/CHI/JAX/30 MIN: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/SD/PIT/OAK/CHI/JAX/22 DIFF: DET/TEN, SEA/DAL, ATL/SD Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off 6-6) d by Houston Texans (Bored 7-5) 6-8 JAX: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/PIT/OAK/CHI/JAX/23 HOU: TEN/SEA/AZ/SF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/PIT/KC/CHI/JAX/22 DIFF: DAL/SEA, BUF/SF, GB/CAR, OAK/KC, 23/22

And I took that team to a respectable record in the conference thanks to my detailed analysis of your weekly selections.

Oh Dutch killed the cat. At the end of the show when the kitty dies Dutch lets it go and it plops onto the ground -- pretty sure it was a driveway. An episode or two later I think there's a flyer saying the cat is missing (I may be wrong on this). Claudette or someone also asks him if that cat is still keeping him up, and Dutch either says "no" or doesn't respond. (It's been a year or so since I last saw the show.) I was trying to tell the better half that he adopts a disabled kitten later on, but she was having none of that.

Just what is your problem with football contests? Is it because I haven't posted the results of our final baseball standings match-up? Don't worry, I will one day when I feel like showing how I got pummeled. 9 p.m. • So I saw the series finale of The Shield (the second part of the two-parter). I own the first four seasons on DVD, but I tuned out during Season 5 when it was on FX because I didn't feel like following the show week after week. When the DVDs are on sale I'll pick them up one day. Besides, I'd rather watch a season's worth of shows one after another rather than having to wait week after week. However, I was curious to see how everything played out. Here are my insta-thoughts. SpOiLeRz 'n stuff. 1) Vic's a bitch for setting up Ronnie for the fall. Whenever I watched this show one topic of discussion was is Vic a "good" guy or "bad" guy. He a cop that breaks the law but also gets baddies off the street. I mean, sure he abuses people, but they're mostly black or Mexican so what's the big deal? I'm not sure if the last few seasons shed light on this good/bad conflict, but I'm marking him down as "bad" in my book. And fuck only getting 3 years behind a desk. Make it 10. And don't forget your TPS reports. 2) Shane. I dunno. I'm glad that bitch of a wife is finally dead, but she actually seemed somewhat vulnerable during that last show, especially when she couldn't wipe after a pee. Once again, I'm not sure of her role in the last few seasons, but I couldn't stand her when she came onto the scene. 3) Not sure what's become of Gay Julian or Dani, but from reading the TSM thread about this show it appears not much has been done with either of them. LOL'd at Gay Julian's peeping of the queer couple in the show. 4) Out of all the things in the show, the one thing I'm glad to see is that Dutch is still kicking. He was by far my favorite character, even if he killed that one cat a few years back. Man, when the better half saw where that scene was going she ordered me to stop the DVD and has not seen an episode since. I also liked Claudette, but not as much as Dutch. And these two had a great chemistry. • Hey, if we're going to tax this can't we tax people who stink? Don't bathe and sit next to me on a plane? You bought my ticket, bitch. LOL at the EPA saying the price estimate is incorrect. It'll probably be at least twice that amount. • Here is one big reason I am against the proposed "Big Auto" bailout. Well, this and that I fucking HATE General Motors after the experience I had with my last Chevy and the pisspoor auto service I received that ruined the car with just one payment remaining. Go Japan! You got three votes in this world. You vote in the booth. You vote with your pocketbook. You vote with your feet. I intend to vote with my pocketbook regarding GM automobiles for the rest of my life.

Standings with a bit of kkk-ommentary . AFC EAST New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 7-5 < PF: 100, PA: 83, AFC: 5-5, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 3-2 > New York Jets (Gert) 6-6 < PF: 88, PA: 86, AFC: 5-5, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-2 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 5-7 < PF: 100, PA: 103, AFC: 4-5, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-2 > Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 5-7 < PF: 85, PA: 91, AFC: 3-5, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-2 > Quinn plays one winning team the rest of the way. He has the season sweep of Gert; is up 1-0 on Bob with their next matchup being on Week 17. AFC NORTH Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 7-4-1 < PF: 84, PA: 84, AFC: 5-3-1, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-1-1 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 7-4-1 < PF: 94, PA: 89, AFC: 6-3-1, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 3-2 > Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 6-6 < PF: 88, PA: 84, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 3-1 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 2-9-1 < PF: 88, PA: 98, AFC: 2-6-1, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 0-4-1 > Kahran and PK face off in Week 15. Kahran and Jack meet Week 17. PK faces Washington, Pittsburgh, Dallas and Jacksonville -- all of which are .500 or better. AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 7-5 < PF: 88, PA: 88, AFC: 6-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 5-0 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 6-6 < PF: 84, PA: 89, AFC: 5-5, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-4 > Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 5-7 < PF: 79, PA: 89, AFC: 4-5, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-2 > Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 2-9-1 < PF: 91, PA: 97, AFC: 1-6-1, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-3 > Bored swept Always Pissed Off this year. AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 7-5 < PF: 84, PA: 78, AFC: 6-3, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 3-1 > Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 7-5 < PF: 94, PA: 88, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 3-1 > San Diego Chargers (909) 6-6 < PF: 79, PA: 86, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-2 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 3-9 < PF: 85, PA: 95, AFC: 3-6, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 1-4 > Chris plays 909 Week 17. BX plays 909 Week 16 NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 10-2 < PF: 91, PA: 77, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 7-2, DIV: 2-1 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 7-5 < PF: 83, PA: 80, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 6-4, DIV: 2-3 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 7-5 < PF: 87, PA: 85, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 5-5, DIV: 1-3 > New York Giants (Cartman) 6-6 < PF: 85, PA: 91, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 4-4, DIV: 3-1 > Starvenger plays Human Fly Week 16 and Hawk Week 17. Hawk plays Cartman Week 15. Cartman plays winning teams from here on out. NFC NORTH Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 10-2 < PF: 98, PA: 76, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 6-2, DIV: 4-1 > Green Bay Packers (VX) 7-5 < PF: 87, PA: 87, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 6-4, DIV: 3-1 > Detroit Lions (Chazz) 4-8 < PF: 85, PA: 87, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 3-6, DIV: 2-2 > Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 2-10 < PF: 78, PA: 95, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 1-9, DIV: 0-5 > Danville and VX split their season series. VX plays Agent and Chazz Weeks 16 and 17. NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (USC) 9-3 < PF: 103, PA: 80, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 3-1 > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 7-5 < PF: 85, PA: 95, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 5-4, DIV: 3-1 > New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 6-6 < PF: 86, PA: 88, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 3-5, DIV: 1-3 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 4-8 < PF: 82, PA: 87, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 4-6, DIV: 1-3 > USC plays Danville Week 16. Fazzle and Zoo play Week 17; Fazzle is already up 1-0. NFC WEST San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 8-4 < PF: 90, PA: 84, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 8-2, DIV: 3-2 > Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 7-5 < PF: 95, PA: 84, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 5-5, DIV: 3-1 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-8 < PF: 88, PA: 98, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-7, DIV: 1-3 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 4-8 < PF: 79, PA: 90, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 3-5, DIV: 1-2 > Devo and UZI split the season series. Some more stuff. Division leaders have been B*nds'd. Tie-breakers for teams with the same record won't be determined until probably the start of Week 17. *Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 7-4-1 < PF: 84, PA: 84, AFC: 5-3-1, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-1-1 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 7-4-1 < PF: 94, PA: 89, AFC: 6-3-1, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 3-2 > *Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 7-5 < PF: 84, PA: 78, AFC: 6-3, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 3-1 > *New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 7-5 < PF: 100, PA: 83, AFC: 5-5, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 3-2 > *Houston Texans (Bored) 7-5 < PF: 88, PA: 88, AFC: 6-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 5-0 > Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 7-5 < PF: 94, PA: 88, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 3-1 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 6-6 < PF: 84, PA: 89, AFC: 5-5, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-4 > Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 6-6 < PF: 88, PA: 84, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 3-1 > San Diego Chargers (909) 6-6 < PF: 79, PA: 86, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-2 > New York Jets (Gert) 6-6 < PF: 88, PA: 86, AFC: 5-5, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-2 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 5-7 < PF: 100, PA: 103, AFC: 4-5, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-2 > Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 5-7 < PF: 85, PA: 91, AFC: 3-5, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-2 > Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 5-7 < PF: 79, PA: 89, AFC: 4-5, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-2 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 3-9 < PF: 85, PA: 95, AFC: 3-6, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 1-4 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 2-9-1 < PF: 88, PA: 98, AFC: 2-6-1, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 0-4-1 > Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 2-9-1 < PF: 91, PA: 97, AFC: 1-6-1, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-3 > ******************************************************************************** *Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 10-2 < PF: 91, PA: 77, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 7-2, DIV: 2-1 > *Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 10-2 < PF: 98, PA: 76, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 6-2, DIV: 4-1 > *Atlanta Falcons (USC) 9-3 < PF: 103, PA: 80, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 3-1 > *San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 8-4 < PF: 90, PA: 84, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 8-2, DIV: 3-2 > Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 7-5 < PF: 95, PA: 84, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 5-5, DIV: 3-1 > Green Bay Packers (VX) 7-5 < PF: 87, PA: 87, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 6-4, DIV: 3-1 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 7-5 < PF: 83, PA: 80, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 6-4, DIV: 2-3 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 7-5 < PF: 87, PA: 85, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 5-5, DIV: 1-3 > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 7-5 < PF: 85, PA: 95, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 5-4, DIV: 3-1 > New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 6-6 < PF: 86, PA: 88, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 3-5, DIV: 1-3 > New York Giants (Cartman) 6-6 < PF: 85, PA: 91, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 4-4, DIV: 3-1 > Detroit Lions (Chazz) 4-8 < PF: 85, PA: 87, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 3-6, DIV: 2-2 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-8 < PF: 88, PA: 98, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-7, DIV: 1-3 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 4-8 < PF: 82, PA: 87, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 4-6, DIV: 1-3 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 4-8 < PF: 79, PA: 90, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 3-5, DIV: 1-2 > Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 2-10 < PF: 78, PA: 95, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 1-9, DIV: 0-5 >

AFC EAST New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 7-5 < PF: 100, PA: 83, AFC: 5-5, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 3-2 > New York Jets (Gert) 6-6 < PF: 88, PA: 86, AFC: 5-5, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-2 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 5-7 < PF: 100, PA: 103, AFC: 4-5, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-2 > Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 5-7 < PF: 85, PA: 91, AFC: 3-5, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-2 > AFC NORTH Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 7-4-1 < PF: 84, PA: 84, AFC: 5-3-1, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-1-1 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 7-4-1 < PF: 94, PA: 89, AFC: 6-3-1, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 3-2 > Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 6-6 < PF: 88, PA: 84, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 3-1 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 2-9-1 < PF: 88, PA: 98, AFC: 2-6-1, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 0-4-1 > AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 7-5 < PF: 88, PA: 88, AFC: 6-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 5-0 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 6-6 < PF: 84, PA: 89, AFC: 5-5, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-4 > Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 5-7 < PF: 79, PA: 89, AFC: 4-5, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-2 > Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 2-9-1 < PF: 91, PA: 97, AFC: 1-6-1, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-3 > AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 7-5 < PF: 84, PA: 78, AFC: 6-3, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 3-1 > Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 7-5 < PF: 94, PA: 88, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 3-1 > San Diego Chargers (909) 6-6 < PF: 79, PA: 86, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-2 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 3-9 < PF: 85, PA: 95, AFC: 3-6, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 1-4 > NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 10-2 < PF: 91, PA: 77, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 7-2, DIV: 2-1 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 7-5 < PF: 83, PA: 80, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 6-4, DIV: 2-3 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 7-5 < PF: 87, PA: 85, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 5-5, DIV: 1-3 > New York Giants (Cartman) 6-6 < PF: 85, PA: 91, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 4-4, DIV: 3-1 > NFC NORTH Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 10-2 < PF: 98, PA: 76, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 6-2, DIV: 4-1 > Green Bay Packers (VX) 7-5 < PF: 87, PA: 87, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 6-4, DIV: 3-1 > Detroit Lions (Chazz) 4-8 < PF: 85, PA: 87, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 3-6, DIV: 2-2 > Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 2-10 < PF: 78, PA: 95, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 1-9, DIV: 0-5 > NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (USC) 9-3 < PF: 103, PA: 80, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 3-1 > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 7-5 < PF: 85, PA: 95, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 5-4, DIV: 3-1 > New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 6-6 < PF: 86, PA: 88, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 3-5, DIV: 1-3 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 4-8 < PF: 82, PA: 87, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 4-6, DIV: 1-3 > NFC WEST San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 8-4 < PF: 90, PA: 84, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 8-2, DIV: 3-2 > Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 7-5 < PF: 95, PA: 84, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 5-5, DIV: 3-1 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-8 < PF: 88, PA: 98, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-7, DIV: 1-3 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 4-8 < PF: 79, PA: 90, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 3-5, DIV: 1-2 >

Yeah, that'll be 3 less seconds of you stalking celebs for pictures. Sorry.