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SHIT -- I forgot it was on. When's the replay?...

You know, when I was watching Kill Bill the first thing I thought of was that there needed to be more blood...

Maybe the NFL is doing a deal with the White House: Send this down there and maybe it'll scare illegal immigrants away from Arizona and California...

Where do you think I get my jokes from in the first place? Tip: Buy in bulk. You can never have such a thing. And everybody knows I was talking about Ripper in my first post, right?...

Oh well, I reported myself. See you all later...

I guess someone told Scotsman about this. Does he even do anything with his Web site anymore?...

Now, now Ripper -- this is a thread about things we buy, not steal...

It's a shame that guy in Atlanta didn't live in California...

I have 4 mini book shelves that I have yet to construct because I'm lazy. I'm hoping to line up the area of the guest bedroom with these shelves because, like I've said in other posts, the ceiling to this room is "sloped" so these mini-shelves will be a perfect fit. I'll try to remember to post photos of my shelves when I get them assembled...

The movie version of a lot of shows are terrible -- I will not taint the TV show of Car 54 by even thinking that a movie version exists...

You (meaning anyone, not one particular poster) should pretty much treat an INXS post much like the way you treat that crazy uncle at your family reunion. Roll your eyes and move on...

I loved the opening credits where it showed Toddy and Muldoon (sorry for butchering the spelling) doing something zany in the car. My favorite was when Toddy handcuffs himself to Muldoon...

Oh, and props to whoever had a field day with the refresh button...

While we're on the subject of hood movies, go watch the following: "Don'tbeamenacetosouthcentralwhiledrinkingyourjuiceinthehood..."

I'm sorta along the lines Black Lushus is, but I think you should be allowed to be drafted at 16. However, there should be an official NBA minor leagues where these youngin's and other journeyman can play if it turns out someone that just got their driving license isn't the "next Jordan" after 20 regular-season games. Plus drafting a player then letting him go to college for a few years would work for me, too...

No. I freely admit I have no black friends. It's a wonder I have any white friends...

When you say "so-and-so is the GREATEST RAPPER OF ALL TIME" what factors do you include: Freestyle, Studio Raps, Career lenght, etc. My vote would go to KRS-ONE, but Ripper's latest post intrigued me. You learn something new every day...

I think what's REALLY funny is that the current bid is $255...

Blame Nick at Nite. I miss the old Nick at Nite, when they showed Car 54 and Mr. Ed...

Wow, those are some spiffy shelves. Uh... hmm... hmm... Was there any assembly required? That's all I got...

Not sure how real "ghetto" movies are since I'm a mighty whitey from the suburbs (Where's Ripper when we really need him?), but I always liked Menace II Society. Also on the "Training Day" DVD they said they shot a lot of scenes in the ghetto, so you might want to watch that just for the background...

Don't feel bad Slapnuts, we don't care about them. And on the bright side, with the lack of fans attending, that just saves money on maintainence costs...

Holy crap, I missed Jobber's post, and it was right above mine! I think I would have said something like Dick-Cheney-had-some-help-from-Colin-Powell in regards to the "child rapist" remark. And where is all this Halliburton/Cheney talk coming from? Did he intern there as a college student or something?...

Bush makes fun of himself all the time -- it's not like he has a lack of material to work with...

Real nice, Jobber, way to supress our freedom of speech. Who do you think you are?...