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So what's your excuse -- you're a math and science guy...

And note for the record, I don't know jack about cars -- only reason I'm "suspicious" about your transmission problems is that my tranny took a while to die...

If you want to get ahead, suck up to your commie profs. If you don't, you'll end up like me...

He's still in high school. So if he TSM's elder statesman, he's really st00pid...

Looks like you will have to La Parka your car for the time being (sorry, I couldn't resist). When I had to replace my car's transmission, it had the sensation of it not getting into gear. Plus it did this for a period of time -- it just didn't crap out one day. Either way, get it in the shop and get ready to be ripped off...

Office Space may be a bit over-rated, but it's still awesome. When you get a real job, Bob, you'll appreciate the film 100 times more. And chalk me up to being a member of the "Where's Wall Street?!" crowd...

No, they'll get killed by American walkie talkies...

Fuck this shit -- I love the partisan bickering. It makes for great entertainment. Go ahead and call Bush "Hitler." I'll retort and call America's Vietnam War Hero a Baby Killing Traitor. It's all in good fun. Hey, Tyler, you commie -- I'm calling your bitch-ass out... to play Madden 2005. (NoCal and MikeSC are welcome to join, but you'd have to get my multi-tap out...

You fucking moron, I'm so sick of your unmitigated bullshit and your biased sources. You're predicting a Kerry win? Yeah, well I bet Al Qaeda is predicting a Kerry win also. And did you know he served in Vietnam? Happy? Oh, and I don't post on TSM that much late-night because I go to bed early because of my job. That's my excuse...

You are almost old enough to be Canadian Chick's father. Funny. That's all I have to add since I'm only 20 months away from the big 3-0...

You two were seeing each other? How sweet. Guess she's not liking 2004 as much as she did before...

Invisibility, not only would I be a perv but you'd be able to steal like a champ...

Big deal. I've been singing this song for years at bars for free drinks. At the 1:22 mark, there's this guy in the audience that kinda looks like Chris Benoit, imo...

As the son of a mill worker, I'll welcome you into my Party. That is, if you don't disagree with what I have to say...

It is? I must have been too busy peeing on the homeless to notice its use back then...

Wow -- $500? I guess it makes sense after doing the math...

Oh no, not another stupid slang term I've never heard before. You kids and your wacky sayings...

And you wonder why Al Franken didn't want to be around you, Bob...

77 views and I'm the only one with something to add? Surely there are some tasteless "ghost" quips that are just waiting to be brought out...

If Mike is a kid, then what does that make you, zygote?...

That's what some people thought about a certain LOL2004 phrase that's been used once or twice in this folder. I've always contended (at least I'm 99.9% sure I have) that this election isn't going to be a runaway for Bush. I want it to be, but Kerry has a very good chance of winning, too. If you can find a post in which I've said otherwise, then I'll admit to my web of lies. If you want to lump me in with the rest of my Conservative Brigade brethern, then call us racists or Jew-haters. And I'm flattered to know that I'm on your mind at 2 a.m. Call me whatever you want -- most people just call me an asshole -- but remember that I am the son of a mill worker, so you'll be an unpatriotic terrorist if you disagree with what I say. One more thing: sorten your posts for Christ's sake -- you type more in one post than I do in a week...

You're welcome. That had to suck...

I'm so proud of you, Van. Pretty soon you'll be doing your links all fancy like this. I love this one...

Don't worry -- we'll straighten him out. He'll be saying "LOL" and all that good stuff soon enough...