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Didn't notice Member Number being added -- time to see where I land. EDIT: 225...

Too bad they didn't have a certain "Doors" song playing in the background...

To be treated like crap since you're a lowly temp...

Ditto. I wasn't expecting that reaction at all. They made you ... SUCK? No, bitch, I was on my knees in front of him and wondered what a dick taste like...

At least Bush didn't call a S.S. agent a naughty name when he stumbled on that goofy contraption...

At least on the bright side of things this dolt won't be able to spawn...

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh. A grand. Mike E. must had to have skipped a dinner or two to save up enough for that contribution. And speaking of the need to skip a dinner or two: So did I -- was one heck of an autobiography...

Heck yeah. First off, Kerry is a master at taking orders -- he served in Vietnam you know. And I wouldn't blame Teresa one bit for yelling at Kerry for ordering bad fish eggs. She would have been to one that paid for the cavair, after all...

I don't see anything wrong with that photo. It was probably time for that Iraqi's 3 o'clock walk...

That guy didn't escape terrorists. He was a terrorist. You must have meant, "A terrorist escaped from the freedom fighters in Iraq..."

You all are so st00pid~!!! Prices are high because Cheney wants to build a second home. He used to run Halliburton yhou know...

Oh, that's easy. He'll go negative, especially since McDonald's will do away with super-sized portions next year...

Back in my day when there was a chick in our basement with a group of guys we tried to have sex with her -- not light her buns on fire. Then again, I never really had that many chicks in my basement to begin with...

Really? I sense more anti-Mikey people here than pro-Mikey. At my last job some woman was saying how great BFC was. Then I laughed at her...

Yeah, like "Home on the Range." Gag -- I'm defending Mikey. I feel so dirty. Perhaps Mikey should do one on America's obesity epidemic. There, now I feel better...

Never thought I'd see the day when Ripper says he has a problem with the vaginas. Homo...

OK, AOO, you seem to be an agressive driver, so I must ask: Why do "your people" insist on speeding during rush hour? I mean, it's not like you'll be going anywhere...

Lame. If you're going to be a shill, go all out. Make the infield look like a big web or something... Source.

In the Deep South? I'm shocked. Actually, I'm a pretty passive driver -- until you try to mess with me...

But BFC did make money -- nothing major, but it did prove its existence, at least on the money side of it -- I guess Disney doesn't like that sort of thing...

Britney Spears? Sing?...

Don't let the door knob hit you where the good lord split you, Barry...

I agree. Now Mikey will be going back to the editing room to add a scene showing him as a Free Speech Champion or something...

Oh yeah, I get it. Censorship is okay if someone is saying something that you don't agree with. It's not censorship -- Mikey would still be able to get it distributed, and of course it'd get more press since Ashcroft, somehow, tried to put this film on the shelf...

ESPN can break into regular programming whenever Bonds whizzes into the cup...