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Good God, don't get me started on Paige. What's the difference between what Paige said and Kerry going "We need a regieme change in the White House?" Both were failed attempts at humor...

No, there's three. If you count cheating on your better half with someone here.

No pity here -- my recalling it should have been enough warning. It's a catchy tune if you don't have it on your screen. Here's another one I liked -- it's probably mentioned 1,000 times here before but whatever...

I think the last time I watched H&C they had Kelsey Grammer on and he said he was a Republican. Wait, I stand corrected -- I saw the segment when they had John Stewart on, but that doesn't count because that was toward the end of the show, and most of the time that's the best part of that program. I have Hannity on as part of my radio "channel rotation" (two talk radio stations, and two sports talk radio stations, plus my tape deck) on the way home and that is more than enough for me. (And speaking of comedy, Hannity had Ed Asner on his radio show this past week. Man was that segment golden.) I would say I watch O'Reilly 3-4 per week. I tune out whenever there's a story I don't care about like Laci Petersen or a CHILDERN AT RISK segment. In addition, The Factor is not meant to be funny (but often is) and MadTV is meant to be comedy (but often isn't, imo). And how can you tell me MadTV can produce the same kind of comedy that Carrie Fisher interview had?! Oh, and "Haf mo' parent/teacher conferences wit yo' kidz." In addition, I usually turn on Dennis Miller afterward and go to sleep with that on. Man is that show doing too bad...

So one guy that had a hand in messing up an already screwed-up country gets a free ride out? F' that. Let him stay with his "people..."

When my one grandma died I got hard seeing her in that coffin. I mean, she had her hair done and was all dolled up. *Butthead voice on*Uhhhh, hey, baby*Butthead voice off...*

Well then you're a wimp. You need to be humilated a few times when you're a kid -- it's all a part of life...

Two things: 1) When they first get it on, can we have a "I'm going to do it!" thread? 2) If a little crumb snatcher springs out from 'Dust's crotch as a result of all this, can the TSM community be honorary aunts and uncles (except when it comes time for present buying, that is...)

Which is why I recalled the dedication...

Too bad she'll be some hippie bimbo when she gets older. If a kid is good young, they're a heathen when they're older and vice versa. Oh, and CWM, you had no idea she was knocked up until she came to your door with the kid? Sounds a bit fishy to me...

Guess he now gets a lifetime pass to not put anything in the collection plate...

I've seen them do this before -- it's like a "sampler" bar, right?...

They don't bother me, but then again I don't watch them. Hey, there have to be shows for chicks and gay guys, too...

Weren't there some injuries that hit the team during that off-playoff year? And didn't the team just miss postseason play (then again if your team is not the Cardinals you "just miss" NFL postseason play)...

Actually I'm mocking certain TSM members' liberal tolerance for serious criminal offenses. And this is not perceived. Hey, this is the second time I've talked to you in two days. Wow...

Wow, that actually sounded funny. Bill had the guy who did Bush on his show Friday night. Too bad I'm not sifting through countless hours of unfunny programming of MadTV just to see a Mikey Moore and JFKerry skit...

But the beauty of kids that aren't yours screaming in public places is that you can just sit there and laugh out loud when the parents lose it and go off on those little bundles of joy -- it beats just about any sitcom out there. No, you're supposed to talk REALLY loudly to the person you're with about how parents can't control their kids. That's one way to do it, and I'd be lying if I said I hadn't done this before, but sometimes just having a good ol' laugh at a parent's expense is the best way to go. Whatever happened to the Dunce hat?...

They're ignorant, stupid, smell bad, and all sound and look alike to me. I'm talking, of course, about Democrats. Except for my n*gga Zell Miller. And Harold Ford, Jr. And I guess Lieberman as well, although he can jump the shark at any time...

What are the chances it's yours...

Boo. NL style > AL style...

Good. I hated that bitch. Oh and YOU don't KNOW me -- I roll with 10 gangs, and all we do is commit hate crimes. And I digitally inserted Jabba the Hut into the original Star Wars. I do what I want. Oh, and I don't think we've ever talked before CWM, but for your sake I hope the baby's not yours...

Regarding what -- your crumbsnatcher screaming in public or putting on a show when being forced to wear a dress in class?...

I like it. Too bad they forgot to mention "catching AIDS." I dedicate this one to Rant. EDIT: Ugh, nevermind. I just saw the ending...

What up Bob -- haven't seen you in a while...

Whateva, Whateva I do what I want. My favs are the chicks there for the 5th time and after another failed "match" they simply give up. I though Maurey was in Chicago -- or is that Jerry Springer?...