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Can we declare Berkeley a terrorist nation?...

You know I was kidding, right? Open Alcatraz right up without renovations I say...

Good for them...

Whatever gives you that edge I guess...

I think it violated the civil rights of its inmates...

I think they're athletes. *shrugs...*

Poor Howie...

Well I don't frequent that thread...

I usually tune in come playoff time. I'll survive if the NHL shuts down...

Either/or I guess...

He's been right about a some things. Personally, any pundit on TV reminds me of those 1-900 sure-bet scammers. If one of their predictions comes true, they pimp it for all eternity. When the other 99 percent of predictions don't pan out then it's all swept under the rug...

I think the silence speaks for itself. Come on, spill it...

Where's the Minnie one?...

Are you two sure they needed pulling out? Back when I was 18 or so my dentist told me that my wisdom teeth needed pulling ASAP. Now seeing the hell that my one friend was going through at the time (he looked like a freakin' chipmunk) after having this procedure performed on him, I came up with an excuse as to why I couldn't get mine pulled out. For the next year or so I kept making similar lame-ass excuses, and each time the dentists were like, "Oh you better get them pulled out." It was like if I didn't my head was going to explode or something. Anyway, about four years later I went to another practice for a basic cleaning. Toward the end of my check-up I asked the lady working on my pearly whites if my wisdom teeth needed pulling. She looked and said "They look fine to me." You guys may have been lied to...

Perhaps Ken needs the little blue diamond...

Erm, what the bloody hell are you talking about? Please never post here again. Well I for one like to uncover all the things a front-running candidate does in the future. However, my time machine is in the shop...

Make it affordable and practical and I'll be all on it like Blue Bonnet...

Perhaps, but the meaning appears to be self-evident, no? Anyway, we all know Bush did his share of drinking in his younger days. Whoopee. Well I'm sure those good ol' boys would have liked it SO much better if W. went out socializing with men. Not that there's anything wrong with that mind you...

Who is Willard?...

"Source Please" > all of the aforementioned...

Mac is funny. I like the commercial -- I notice something new every time I see it. Case closed...

So how long did all those animated shows last anyway?...

I don't know about marriage, but it just ruined any chance of a hard-on I was going to get. Thanks for ruining my V-Day...

Eh...

Yo MD, come on over to the other side. The only people we fuck are the poor, minorities and old people. But at least it's not in the literal sense...