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No, because it looks like she lost that fight. Well she had no problem doing that to Pedro...

43 -- I'm a sweetie...

Now will there be a special reality Mary-Ellis Fighting Cancer series or something?...

Because in the primaries you're voting for the nominee of each political party. If you aren't registered with that party then you shouldn't have a say in who its figurehead is for the upcoming election...

Too bad I'm sure in real life Conan would want Kerry to have his second baby. I'm impressed -- Conan's opening monologue is usually he weak point...

How did Alan react to this stupidity?...

Urlacher can wrestle as much as he wants once he retires. I don't blame the teams for wanting to protect their franchise players...

Female whales still insist that it's the motion of the ocean Take into account the "shrinkage" factor and I'd be afraid to see a whale's penis on land and dry...

What they should do is let you pick by individual position and by era...

Although I don't frequent the Hardcore board (It really should be no holds barred in regards to what can be said, imo), I fear that if it were to be closed the stupidity of contents would be spread to other folders. Keep it isolated...

Oh this is lame -- you can't compare people of different positions. Typical ESPN B.S...

Weak. Here's another one. "That'll do Elf. That'll do..."

WARNING!!! YUCKY PICTURE BELOW -- ITS NO ABORTED FETUS BUT IT STILL MAY MAKE YOUR STOMACH TURN!!!...

You lost today kid, but that doesn't mean you have to like it...

Can't wait to see where McNabb is. EDIT: Won't appear for me...

Great. Now this will be a letdown for sure (unlike the other 99% of my posts here)... ******************** ORIGINAL POST: That's funny. Sad thing is I don't need to remind Kerry to talk about his Vietnam days -- he does it enough. And what's equally sad is that Howie probably has better tact/people skills than I do. ********************* (What caused the above post to be edited -- I got this idea right when I hit the "submit" button. I would have come up with more but Rant kept bitching at me via AOL IM.) ********************* Although I’d make sure he gives some TSM shout-outs on the campaign trail. “Good people of South Carolina, I don’t want to sound like MR. RANT, but there are a few things I need to get off my chest about the Bush economy.” “We will win Super Tuesday – I’m not going to be a JOBBER OF THE WEEK.” “If president I will put a VYCE grip on runaway spending.” “When I’m DOWNHOME back in Vermont, I see how the sorry state of health care affects our country’s children.” “We will continue on fighting; we will not FAZZLE out.” “I will make prescription drugs affordable so our seniors won’t have to drive up north of the border to get cheaper medicine from CANADIANs named CHRIS.” “You might think I’m CYNICAL when I say there can be a PROFIT made by fixing price controls on medicine, but it can be done.” “I think if a terminally ill person wants to peacefully die then they should be allowed YOUTH N ASIA.” “Good people of Michigan. I am the light. I am the way. I am YOUR PARAGON OF VIRTUE.” “Contrary to how the media portrays me, I am not ALWAYS PISSED OFF or a MURMURING BEAST.” “I’m going to win Arizona, Kerry – now choke on that SLAPNUTS.”

*being edited*

Well, this worthless piece of shit that deserves to die a slow painful death just got "punished." Harsh sentence my ass. All I'm going to say is this little shit better be thankful he didn't try doing this to one of my three "kids." I would have tortured him so bad he would have wished that his fate would have been by the jaws of a gator. Story. Oh, but I forgot. He's just a harmless little child who doesn't know right from wrong. RIP Homeboy -- it's a shame that you had to leave this world before you were supposed to. But hey, I'm sure this little bastard had his self-esteem ruined by the whole incident. Cancer Fairy, do your thing...

That Kerry/Kun. one puts all those other ones to shame. There are so many captions for that one I don't know where to begin...

For a "family" company, Disney is one of the most cutthroat companies around...

Kinda wish Israel strapped a few bombs to the vehicles these people were being driven in -- It'd make 'em feel right at home...

WARNING: TIRED JOKE AHEAD. READ ON AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! Well, if Mikey Moore has life insurance, then the answer would be yes...

I just want my pay in advance. Oh, crap. I think I just sent this post off as a "report." God why does that button have to be so close to the "quote" button?...

See? I outta be working on Howie's campaign...