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Hmmm, I hope Mr. Ashcroft wasn't using somebody's account to access TSM. If you get audited for the next 5 years, we'll know the answer...

Odd. I guess things do come in threes. One of my longest, closest friends just got a job offer in Minneapolis and is moving out of NYC the end of the month...

Back in my high school days this kid I knew and some chick were sniffing butane (I think that's what it was) in a truck with the windows wound up. He then tried to smoke a cigarette. Note my use of the word "tried." He lived, but he went though a lot of surgery...

Well, if my race is called cracka, then perhaps Triscuit would be fitting...

Crap, I've seen JOTW's name at the bottom of this screen for a while now. I don't want to know what I've just unleashed...

Talk about crappy booking...

No, instead he spends his entire day saying things like "OMG Ted Kennedy is holding down *name of judicial nominee/appropriation/etc.*..."

Then what do African African-Africans on the other side of the pond refer to American African-Americans as? Please note I'm trembling on the inside asking you this...

At least we'll know when the spoiler tags are up and running...

I think they're lame, personally. But then again I'm a lazy piece of shit...

And why I'm glad you don't, either...

The fast reply is there -- what I hate is that damn "report" icon. I keep hitting that instead of the quote button...

In his defense, what would you rather have: 11 jacked-up savages after your big head OR 24 chicks after your little head?...

Just read on Drudge some famous fashion photographer died. Who will be number three?...

Damn, I was going to pick up where you left off, but I quit after seeing this...

Damit. This thread grew by 13 pages last time I checked up on it. EDIT: Well that was time well spent. I thought there was going to be this huge flame war, but instead we're making lame movie titles to someone named Chave. Oh yeah -- Killer Chaves from Outer Space...

I know the precise moment that pushed me off the cliff regarding this topic. I worked at BK during my senior year of high school. I would always average 35-40 hours/week and I closed, mostly by myself on Fridays and Saturdays. Now, there was this little report the managers ran that told them how busy they were and how many people they were supposed to have working. When everything was computed a number appeared and the ideal number to get was like 12-14. That meant we had enough employees working for the volume of business we were getting. To put this in perspective, if that number reached 16+ that's when most of our managers panicked and started sending people home right and left. Anyway, whenever I would work on the weekends, the manager I would be working with was always bitching about how there was nobody else that "was available" to close with us. It seemed just about every weekend, from around 9-close, that number I told you about would be as low as 3 or 2! Of course, when it came time to give raises, I got the same as everyone else. I got the same amount as the kid that never showed up for Saturday lunch rushes. I got the same amount as the chick that would, at the start of each month, fill out a request time off slip listing the days she COULD work instead of the days she need off. I got the same amount as people three times my size but did 1/2 the work. And people were shocked when I got fired soon afterward for having a poor attitude. Of course, on the flip side, at my last job I goofed off half the day (although I still did more work than 90% of my coworkers) and probably had one of the worst attitudes there, and I got promoted. I thought when my boss asked to see me in another room that she was going to yell at me, instead she asked if I wanted to do less work for more money. Of course, I was awesome at what I did, and people loved working under me, (I still kept my attitude) but that’s another story for another time...

Look on the bright side. Getting banned will just give you more time to run your business and dine six-figure clients...

I seem to remember that pic of yourself surrounded by chicks -- they were rather cute. Kristen reminds me a bit of a skank that could have popped my cherry if I happened to be someone who takes advantage of sluts that get drunk and fall on top of you while you're lying down on a recliner in the backyard at a friend's party...

LOL -- That close-talking guy from Seinfeld who took Jerry's parents out...

Didn't like the second "quiz" as much -- too many loaded questions, imo... Bush, President George W. - Republican (65%) Edwards, Senator John, NC - Democrat (53%) Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat (53%) Kucinich, Rep. Dennis, OH - Democrat (48%) (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA) Gephardt, Rep. Dick, MO - Democrat (45%) Lieberman, Senator Joe, CT - Democrat (44%) Dean, Gov. Howard, VT - Democrat (44%) Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat (40%) Libertarian Candidate (39%) Green Party Candidate (35%) LaRouche, Lyndon H. Jr. - Democrat (32%) Clark, Retired General Wesley K., AR - Democrat (30%) Moseley-Braun, Former Senator Carol, IL - Democrat (29%) Phillips, Howard - Constitution (26%) Socialist Candidate (22%) Hagelin, Dr. John - Natural Law (16%)

Back in the day when Pittsburgh had a professional indoor lacrosse team I was a season ticket holder and sat one row from the turf and right next to where all the players came out. Good times. Anytime the Pittsburgh Bulls would appear on then-KBL (Now Fox Sports Net) I would record the game and laugh at how much of an idiot me and my guest would act. The great part about this is that you could also hear quite a bit of what the fans were screaming during the game, too...

Never really had a bad thing to say about those two. I'm sure they'll be able to find other celebs to have screwed up relationships with...

Wonder if the show will adopt a "training camp" motif?...

Huh? Controversy? I'm just making a Mikey Moore fat joke. MM -- who's appetite is a weapon of mass destruction for any all-you-can-eat buffet...