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Yeah, whatever. Anyone find it ODD that Bush caught Saddam IN AN ELECTON YEAR? Why, I bet HALLIBURTON had something to do with it. And when I first looked at the Drudge Report this morning and saw this I thought the story would be Castro finally dying...

Who? Wha? Shows how much I'm out of it now Please. I've never heard of half the chicks I'm voting on in the LSD folder...

I'm glad you told us their last names. If you would have just said "Jeremy" I wouldn't know who you were talking about...

I was considering registering FAUXNEWSLOL2004.com so at least my URLs and images would have a neat URL tied to them, but then I realized the domain would only be funny for a year. But what a great year it would be. Don’t count on it If anything, I think you have ignited the Conservative Brigade with that last comment...

Sure the person you're voting for won't be elected president of a school board, let alone the United States, but if enough people "throw away" their vote then the political party that third-party candidate is representing might become more prominent in the future in regards to getting federal funds, etc...

SIR NO SIR! What ever would make you think that? Why would I try to have you lose -- who do you think you are? Flyboy? (Actually, I wish I was playing Marvin -- Gert and I have the same !@#$ picks!...)

Actual bumper sticker seen in San Francisco: Celebrate Diversity! Actual bumper sticker seen on same car in San Francisco: Friends don't let friends vote Republican. Let me guess -- this car also has some hippie "save the planet" sticker, and the vehicle itself is an automotive dinosaur from the 1970s that spews more fumes than a table full of chain-smoking old ladies playing all-night Bingo...

Wow, that site sure has a hard-on for Al Franken. Such a shame that in the year 2003 I have to laugh out loud at how crappy that Web site is -- and when I say crappy I mean there's nothing there...

*Won't be surprised if that photo has a mishap in the uploading process...*

Yeah, those Yankees are tops in the Senior Circuit. Wait a minute...

Crap... Steelers: 20 points min cin ind kc ne nyj stl tb ten dal den bal car gb no phi

My guess is that Ol' Willy was happiest when just hanging around in that Bay -- it had to be better than being stuck in that tank...

Well somebody's dating/social life needs improving...

Perhaps you should check out the nearest used-CD stores over the next week or so -- maybe the thief will sell them...

Luck of the draw -- look at the NFL. During the 1970s the AFC ruled the school, then the NFC dominated the 1980s. In a few years we'll probably have a thread here that asks why the NBA East is so much better than the West. OK, maybe in a decade or so...

Ephedra?...

Philly. Two reasons. 1) You're a company whore, err, I mean man. 2) When your little bundle of joy barfs on you the vomit will blend in nicely with that orange hue...

Own you? Never. Rent you? Perhaps...

Look at it this way. You learned a lesson that cost you nearly $300 now, but may have saved you much more in the future...

My guess is that they feel important because someone is willing to give them a free ride...

I'll be shedding more tears for this whale than I do for a good number of the people whose deaths we announce on this board. RIP Willy -- hope you had a good one...

Do you have any junk in your trunk?...

What about Red-Heads? As long as they have a nice rack, they will always be welcome on Planet kkk...

It's HALLIBURTON. Duh. Quit grasping at straws, Mike...

That was on for two seasons? I just heard about this stupid show a month or so ago. Damn I'm getting old...