King Kamala

I just bought a used copy of No Mercy for N64(Surprisingly I've never owned this) and am wondering what was Ludvig Borga's finisher? Ludvig needs to kick some serious ass folks.

^Is probably selling fake marijuana and imitation leather jackets to get us there. < Hopes the Dames is on the team. < bets the Dames is a man that's damn good at kickball.

^ Is devilishly handsome. < Meant that last comment in a non homosexual manner < Still thinks he's win the Mr. Smartmarks poll only if Kotzenjunge isn't entered. What a hunkasaurus.

Come on it can't be that much worse than the Superstars taping I attended in July 94. The dark match main event was Lex Luger Vs Get this.......The Fake Undertaker. Although it was four hours of meaningless squash matches and a non sensical main event, it did feature the kickass Bret Hart-Owen Hart lumberjack match seen on Wham! Bam! Bodyslam (I think that was the Coliseum tape it was on).

Nickelodeon or Disney should have released a Beets album at Doug's peak. Hell I think it might have sold quite a few copies. I know I'd buy several copies. Let's also not forget that Doug started the phenomenal comeback of Don Knotts. Forget John Travolta in Pulp Fiction, Don Knotts on Doug was THE comeback of the 90's!

Gotta move, you got run, YOU GOTTA SHOUT YOUR LUNGS OUT! One of the Beets lesser hits, one of the worst ABC episodes was the one where they found out that Doug's dad recorded an album in the 70's and the Beets were a huge fan of it.

Portland, Maine( Yours trulys) hometown has a freakin music award. The biggest thing musically to ever happen here was the fact that Todd Rundgren lived here for a few years and the local bands are mostly just the same generic modern rock crap.

Off subject: I once saw (and didn't click) a link to an Amish porn site. What the fuck is Amish porn? Is there really that high of a demand for naked Amish people?

This news is pretty bitching. However I wonder if they're gonna make it basically a 90 minute episode of the TV show like Beavis and Butthead Do America or make it an R-rated movie like Jackass: The Movie and South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut?

Scissorfight was on MTV News a few years back and were on the brink of stardom. Needless to say they looked sucky and thankfully they haven't gotten big outside the Northeast.

I hope you aren't talking about the Doug episodes on ABC. Except for the one where Doug exposed some evil junk food ingrediant, most of the episodes blew.

^One of the only posters that fellow posters wanted on the Miss SmartMarks poll. <Would probably win if there was a Mr. SmartMarks poll.

I heard a bit of it and it's.....odd not my cup of tea. The avant garde and death metal fans may hate me for this but I like music that's somewhat melodic. I also find it very weird they were selling this CD at Wal-Mart of all places...I don't think that any regular Wal-Mart shopper would be interested in the Mars Volta.

I think the album will be a disapointment for those who believe Axl that it'll be a ****1/2 classic album but hell I almost guarantee it'll have a few good tracks and it'll sure as hell be better than Hollyweird.

I wouldn't call it a ***** star horror movie, I'd say around ***1/2. It was a throwback to the goofy, cheesy 80's horror movies with Mimi Rogers stealing every scene she was in. It was better than most of the crap they call horror movies out now but it wasn't a classic.

Besides the Spice Girls, Simon really hasn't done much. Simon's produced albums for two hit wonder boy bands (Westlife and 5ive) and he discovered the god-awful Jimmy Ray. On the topic of Wrestlemania: The Album, do you think Bret Hart would make the cut on American Idol?

Well I'm Sean Mooney... Not really but I did pose as him once for shits and giggles on Yahoo Chat! The 2 people in the chatroom that did know who Sean Mooney was, wanted me out.

This thread comes up because I'm contemplating going to a Matchbox 20 show...not because of Matchbox 20 of course. I might go because of the opening act Fountains of Wayne. I've heard horrible reviews of Matchbox 20 shows, but a chance to see Fountains of Wayne is tempting. But this thread isn't about really about that show. This about shows with opening acts who tore the roof off the place and headliners that put it back on. The only example I can think of (and I will deservedly get flamed to the bowels of hell for this) is a festival sponsored by the local Top 40 station. The second to last act on the show was Eifel 65 who did a off the wall energetic set that was surprisingly good. The set was short, swift and made the audience want more. Eifel 65 played only 5 songs (Three of which were different remixes and variations of Blue) and were the only act that almost got an encore. After the headliner Vertical Horizon got up and played a sleep enducing 90 minute set and they only had one hit at the time. I've never seen an arena clear out faster than I did at that concert.

Lamb of God, Shadows Fall and Killswitch Engage Are Heavily Rumored To Tri-Headline Tour in October Well, although at this point it has yet to be confirmed, there is some leaked talk of a 'Headbanger's Ball Tour,' which will see Lamb of God, Shadows Fall and Killswitch Engage rotating headlining slots. Unearth is said to support the first half, while God Forbid will support on the second half. The tour is penciled in to kick off "somewhere" in the US at the end of October. More details to come as this becomes official, so at this time, we'll file it under "Rumor." This article was copied and pasted from KNAC.com It's about time they started a Headbanger's Ball tour. Did they ever do one in the 80's-early 90's?

^Stupid unemployed Hagar loving Crystal Pepsi drinking fool. < Will buy a pair of the magic "ZZ Top" keys for anyone who wants them.

^Religious? < Will be back in a few hours. Is about to head off to see ZZ Top and Ted Nugent at the local hockey arena.

Happy birthday! May you get rip roaringly drunk tonight!

^Never went to an E-C Dub show despite living in Philly. <'s state banned ECW, despite ECW wanting to a PPV in <'s homestate.

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^Can read at a 2nd grade level <Read Goldberg's autobiography and loved the story about Goldberg pissing in some guy's milk and making him drink it.